Bloodthirsty Blade

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander 2021)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Bloodthirsty Blade (New Capenna Commander)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander 2019)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander 2021)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Raise the Palisade (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.

She seemed tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful.

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Release the Dogs (Jumpstart)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Release the Dogs (The List)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Sinuous Vermin (Jumpstart 2022)
Jason Kang

{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Hightide Hermit (Kaladesh)
Jason Kang

Defender When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Blightbeetle (Core Set 2020)
Jason Kang

Protection from green (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything green.) Creatures your opponents control can't have +1/+1 counters put on them.

Leaf and soul alike wither at its touch.

Colossus Hammer (Secret Lair Drop)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Ash, she's dead; we gotta bury her." —Scotty

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Thought Sponge (Commander 2019)
Jason Kang

Flash This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest number of cards an opponent has drawn this turn. When this creature dies, draw cards equal to its power.

Harmonize (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Pesca tre carte.

"Canta! Perché il bagno sul finir del giorno Sai che laverà via il fango più immondo! Pazzo è colui che si rifiuta di cantare; Dell'Acqua Calda non vi è piacer più salutare!" —La Canzone del Bagno

Cinder Hellion (The List)
Jason Kang

Trample When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Chandra used jets of flame to lure hellions into the path of oncoming Eldrazi.

Hightide Hermit (The List)
Jason Kang

Defender When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Sinuous Vermin (Conspiracy: Take the Crown)
Jason Kang

{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Release the Dogs (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Mistbreath Elder (Bloomburrow)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

Lambholt Harrier (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jason Kang

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

"This Tovolar is no brainless brute. He sends his howling minions to terrorize a village for months. Sleepless nights and fear take their toll. Only then, when morale is at its worst, does he strike." —Barnes, village watch

Kessig Dire Swine (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

Delirium — This creature has trample as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

In the quiet of the Somberwald, new horrors stir.

Uncaged Fury (Innistrad Remastered)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

The cage is a crucible for the rage that builds inside, refining it into something pure and terrible.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Loam Larva (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

The forest floor of Murasa is home to life as diverse and vibrant as that of the canopy above.

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Deepglow Skate (Commander Masters)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Cinder Hellion (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jason Kang

Trample When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Chandra used jets of flame to lure hellions into the path of oncoming Eldrazi.

Garrison Griffin (Throne of Eldraine)
Jason Kang

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target Knight you control gains flying until end of turn.

The keen-eyed guardians of Ardenvale are ever on alert.

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Bloodthirsty Blade (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Cold-Water Snapper (The List)
Jason Kang

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

For generations, the inhabitants of Orvada have hungered for turtle soup. For generations, the turtles have frustrated their ambitions.

Trufflesnout (Core Set 2021)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. • You gain 4 life.

Its exploits are the stuff of legends among local chefs and fuel for nightmares among the forest thallids.

Uncaged Fury (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

"It's right to fear those that you keep locked away." —Rahilda, Vildin-Pack alpha

Lambholt Harrier (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Jason Kang

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

"This Tovolar is no brainless brute. He sends his howling minions to terrorize a village for months. Sleepless nights and fear take their toll. Only then, when morale is at its worst, does he strike." —Barnes, village watch

Saddleback Lagac (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

"A good lagac will carry you through thick and thin. A bad one . . . well, it's a tasty dinner." —Raff Slugeater, goblin shortcutter

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Open Fire (Hour of Devastation)
Jason Kang

Open Fire deals 3 damage to any target.

Some khenra archers fashion their arrows with a personal touch.

Gorion, Wise Mentor (Battle for Baldur's Gate Promos)
Jason Kang

Vigilance Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

"You are safest in Candlekeep, Abdel, but I cannot keep you from the world forever."

Bloodthirsty Blade (New Capenna Commander)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Soaring Drake (Dominaria United)
Jason Kang

Flying

The already spectacular views from the towers of the College at Lat-Nam are sometimes enhanced by glimpses of drakes diving into the ocean to devour small sharks.

Akoum Hellhound (Zendikar Rising)
Jason Kang

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Hellhound packs roam the Spikefields, basking in the harsh sunlight and lighting the night with their flames.

Spikeshot Goblin (The List)
Jason Kang

{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

"Proximity discouraged. Do not approach." —Vulshok field guide

Deepglow Skate (The List)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Uncaged Fury (The List)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

"It's right to fear those that you keep locked away." —Rahilda, Vildin-Pack alpha

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Witherbloom students learn to see death not as tragedy, but as opportunity.

Lux Artillery (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Jason Kang

Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. (It enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, this artifact deals 10 damage to each opponent.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander 2019)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

The Gitrog Monster (The List)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Dreadlight Monstrosity (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Jason Kang

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) {3}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

The Gitrog Monster (Innistrad Remastered)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Saddleback Lagac (Battlebond)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

"A good lagac will carry you through thick and thin. A bad one ... well, it's a tasty dinner." —Raff Slugeater, goblin shortcutter

Goblin Shaman (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Tokens)
Jason Kang

Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.

Raise the Palisade (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.

She seemed tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful.

Deepglow Skate (Commander 2016)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Open Fire (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jason Kang

Open Fire deals 3 damage to any target.

Some khenra archers fashion their arrows with a personal touch.

The Gitrog Monster (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Harmonize (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Piochez trois cartes.

« Chantons ! Pour le bain en début de soirée Qui lave la boue et emporte les tracas ! Rustre est celui qui ne chantera pas : Ah ! L'eau chaude est affaire de gaité ! » —La chanson de bain

Talisman of Conviction (Fallout)
Jason Kang

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Grognak. Silver Shroud. Manta Man. Mistress of Mystery. The Inspector. The heroes united together to become ... The Unstoppables.

Harmonize (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

カード３枚を引く。

「歌おう、ヘイ！一日の終わり、湯浴みの歌で つかれと泥とを洗い流そう！ 歌わぬ者は、いかれてござるぞ。 ああ！ありがたきものは、暖かなお湯！」 ――湯浴み歌

Alania's Pathmaker (Bloomburrow)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

"The frogfolk should worry less that the sky is falling and worry more about where it's landing."

Fertile Ground (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Fertile does not always mean safe.

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Witherbloom students learn to see death not as tragedy, but as opportunity.

Saddleback Lagac (Duel Decks: Nissa vs. Ob Nixilis)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

"A good lagac will carry you through thick and thin. A bad one . . . well, it's a tasty dinner." —Raff Slugeater, goblin shortcutter

Blightbeetle (The List)
Jason Kang

Protection from green (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything green.) Creatures your opponents control can't have +1/+1 counters put on them.

Leaf and soul alike wither at its touch.

Uncaged Fury (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

The cage is a crucible for the rage that builds inside, refining it into something pure and terrible.

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Spikeshot Goblin (Masters 25)
Jason Kang

{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

"Proximity discouraged. Do not approach." —Vulshok field guide

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Fertile Ground (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Fertile does not always mean safe.

Release the Dogs (Foundations)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Implement of Ferocity (Aether Revolt)
Jason Kang

{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Deepglow Skate (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Mistbreath Elder (Bloomburrow Promos)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

The Gitrog Monster (Shadows over Innistrad Promos)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Gorion, Wise Mentor (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jason Kang

Vigilance Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

"You are safest in Candlekeep, Abdel, but I cannot keep you from the world forever."

Colossapede (Amonkhet)
Jason Kang

"If it is bigger, you must be faster. If it is stronger, you must be sharper. Anything less, and you will never seize a place in our God-Pharaoh's perfect afterlife." —Rhonas, god of strength

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Uncaged Fury (Masters 25)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

"It's right to fear those that you keep locked away." —Rahilda, Vildin-Pack alpha

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Reverse Engineer (Friday Night Magic 2017)
Jason Kang

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Draw three cards.

The Hold, an illegal research facility in a derelict merchant ship, became a wellspring of renegade intelligence.

Drownyard Behemoth (Eldritch Moon)
Jason Kang

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Emerge {7}{U} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) This creature has hexproof as long as it entered this turn.

Harmonize (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Draw three cards.

"Sing hey! for the bath at close of day that washes the weary mud away! A loon is he that will not sing: O! Water Hot is a noble thing!" —*The Bath Song*

Crackling Emergence (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jason Kang

Enchant land you control Enchanted land is a 3/3 red Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land. If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice this Aura and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

The transition from spiritual to material is sometimes as shocking as it is beautiful.

Ghoulsteed (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

It once served a cathar roadwatcher, patrolling the crossways between villages. Its hooves still carry it along the same path.

Uncaged Fury (Core Set 2020)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

The cage is a crucible for the rage that builds inside, refining it into something pure and terrible.

Dreadlight Monstrosity (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jason Kang

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) {3}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

Bulette (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Capable of moving swiftly through even tightly-packed earth and leaping surprising distances above ground, bulettes are difficult to escape once they've caught scent of prey.

Ghoulsteed (Ultimate Masters)
Jason Kang

{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

It once served a cathar roadwatcher, patrolling the crossways between villages. Its hooves still carry it along the same path.

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Deepglow Skate (Double Masters)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Zenith Seeker (Amonkhet)
Jason Kang

Flying Whenever you cycle or discard a card, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Only from the sky can one fully understand the horrors of the wastes and the wonder of the Hekma's protection.

Cold-Water Snapper (Dominaria)
Jason Kang

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

For generations, the inhabitants of Orvada have hungered for turtle soup. For generations, the turtles have frustrated their ambitions.

The Gitrog Monster (Innistrad Remastered)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Lux Artillery (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Jason Kang

Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. (It enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, this artifact deals 10 damage to each opponent.

Talisman of Conviction (Fallout)
Jason Kang

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Grognak. Silver Shroud. Manta Man. Mistress of Mystery. The Inspector. The heroes united together to become ... The Unstoppables.

Mistbreath Elder (Bloomburrow Promos)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Witherbloom students learn to see death not as tragedy, but as opportunity.

Raise the Palisade (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.

She seemed tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful.