Lizard Blades

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
PE-nekoR

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Deepglow Skate (Commander 2016)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Deepglow Skate (Double Masters)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Zenith Seeker (Amonkhet)
Jason Kang

Flying Whenever you cycle or discard a card, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Only from the sky can one fully understand the horrors of the wastes and the wonder of the Hekma's protection.

Open Fire (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jason Kang

Open Fire deals 3 damage to any target.

Some khenra archers fashion their arrows with a personal touch.

Mistbreath Elder (Bloomburrow Promos)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

Cold-Water Snapper (Dominaria)
Jason Kang

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

For generations, the inhabitants of Orvada have hungered for turtle soup. For generations, the turtles have frustrated their ambitions.

The Gitrog Monster (Innistrad Remastered)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Witherbloom students learn to see death not as tragedy, but as opportunity.

Lux Artillery (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Jason Kang

Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. (It enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, this artifact deals 10 damage to each opponent.

Raise the Palisade (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.

She seemed tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful.

Talisman of Conviction (Fallout)
Jason Kang

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Grognak. Silver Shroud. Manta Man. Mistress of Mystery. The Inspector. The heroes united together to become ... The Unstoppables.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander 2021)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Raise the Palisade (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.

She seemed tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful.

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Release the Dogs (Jumpstart)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Harmonize (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Piochez trois cartes.

« Chantons ! Pour le bain en début de soirée Qui lave la boue et emporte les tracas ! Rustre est celui qui ne chantera pas : Ah ! L'eau chaude est affaire de gaité ! » —La chanson de bain

Alania's Pathmaker (Bloomburrow)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

"The frogfolk should worry less that the sky is falling and worry more about where it's landing."

Fertile Ground (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Fertile does not always mean safe.

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Witherbloom students learn to see death not as tragedy, but as opportunity.

Saddleback Lagac (Duel Decks: Nissa vs. Ob Nixilis)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

"A good lagac will carry you through thick and thin. A bad one . . . well, it's a tasty dinner." —Raff Slugeater, goblin shortcutter

Hightide Hermit (The List)
Jason Kang

Defender When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Sinuous Vermin (Conspiracy: Take the Crown)
Jason Kang

{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Lambholt Harrier (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jason Kang

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

"This Tovolar is no brainless brute. He sends his howling minions to terrorize a village for months. Sleepless nights and fear take their toll. Only then, when morale is at its worst, does he strike." —Barnes, village watch

Talisman of Conviction (Fallout)
Jason Kang

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Grognak. Silver Shroud. Manta Man. Mistress of Mystery. The Inspector. The heroes united together to become ... The Unstoppables.

Blightbeetle (The List)
Jason Kang

Protection from green (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything green.) Creatures your opponents control can't have +1/+1 counters put on them.

Leaf and soul alike wither at its touch.

Uncaged Fury (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

The cage is a crucible for the rage that builds inside, refining it into something pure and terrible.

Uncaged Fury (Innistrad Remastered)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

The cage is a crucible for the rage that builds inside, refining it into something pure and terrible.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Loam Larva (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

The forest floor of Murasa is home to life as diverse and vibrant as that of the canopy above.

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Deepglow Skate (Commander Masters)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Cinder Hellion (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jason Kang

Trample When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Chandra used jets of flame to lure hellions into the path of oncoming Eldrazi.

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Fertile Ground (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Fertile does not always mean safe.

Cold-Water Snapper (The List)
Jason Kang

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

For generations, the inhabitants of Orvada have hungered for turtle soup. For generations, the turtles have frustrated their ambitions.

Release the Dogs (Foundations)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Implement of Ferocity (Aether Revolt)
Jason Kang

{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Deepglow Skate (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Lambholt Harrier (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Jason Kang

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

"This Tovolar is no brainless brute. He sends his howling minions to terrorize a village for months. Sleepless nights and fear take their toll. Only then, when morale is at its worst, does he strike." —Barnes, village watch

Saddleback Lagac (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

"A good lagac will carry you through thick and thin. A bad one . . . well, it's a tasty dinner." —Raff Slugeater, goblin shortcutter

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Open Fire (Hour of Devastation)
Jason Kang

Open Fire deals 3 damage to any target.

Some khenra archers fashion their arrows with a personal touch.

Mistbreath Elder (Bloomburrow Promos)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

Gorion, Wise Mentor (Battle for Baldur's Gate Promos)
Jason Kang

Vigilance Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

"You are safest in Candlekeep, Abdel, but I cannot keep you from the world forever."

Soaring Drake (Dominaria United)
Jason Kang

Flying

The already spectacular views from the towers of the College at Lat-Nam are sometimes enhanced by glimpses of drakes diving into the ocean to devour small sharks.

Fraying Sanity (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Enchant player At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.

"The king! The king has been murdered! It is regicide! Vault Boy... what did you do? What did... *we* do?"

Akoum Hellhound (Zendikar Rising)
Jason Kang

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Hellhound packs roam the Spikefields, basking in the harsh sunlight and lighting the night with their flames.

Uncaged Fury (Masters 25)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

"It's right to fear those that you keep locked away." —Rahilda, Vildin-Pack alpha

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Reverse Engineer (Friday Night Magic 2017)
Jason Kang

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Draw three cards.

The Hold, an illegal research facility in a derelict merchant ship, became a wellspring of renegade intelligence.

Spikeshot Goblin (The List)
Jason Kang

{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

"Proximity discouraged. Do not approach." —Vulshok field guide

Deepglow Skate (The List)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, double the number of each kind of counter on any number of target permanents.

Its graceful glide paints the ocean floor with strokes of luminescence.

Uncaged Fury (The List)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

"It's right to fear those that you keep locked away." —Rahilda, Vildin-Pack alpha

Thought Sponge (Commander 2019)
Jason Kang

Flash This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest number of cards an opponent has drawn this turn. When this creature dies, draw cards equal to its power.

Lux Artillery (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Jason Kang

Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. (It enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, this artifact deals 10 damage to each opponent.

Drownyard Behemoth (Eldritch Moon)
Jason Kang

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Emerge {7}{U} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.) This creature has hexproof as long as it entered this turn.

Crackling Emergence (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jason Kang

Enchant land you control Enchanted land is a 3/3 red Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land. If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice this Aura and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

The transition from spiritual to material is sometimes as shocking as it is beautiful.

The Gitrog Monster (The List)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Dreadlight Monstrosity (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jason Kang

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) {3}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

Bulette (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Capable of moving swiftly through even tightly-packed earth and leaping surprising distances above ground, bulettes are difficult to escape once they've caught scent of prey.

Goblin Shaman (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Tokens)
Jason Kang

Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.

Raise the Palisade (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Choose a creature type. Return all creatures that aren't of the chosen type to their owners' hands.

She seemed tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful.

Release the Dogs (The List)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Sinuous Vermin (Jumpstart 2022)
Jason Kang

{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Hightide Hermit (Kaladesh)
Jason Kang

Defender When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

Blightbeetle (Core Set 2020)
Jason Kang

Protection from green (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything green.) Creatures your opponents control can't have +1/+1 counters put on them.

Leaf and soul alike wither at its touch.

Colossus Hammer (Secret Lair Drop)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Ash, she's dead; we gotta bury her." —Scotty

The Gitrog Monster (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Cinder Hellion (The List)
Jason Kang

Trample When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Chandra used jets of flame to lure hellions into the path of oncoming Eldrazi.

Release the Dogs (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Jason Kang

Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

They charge into battle and out for their morning walk with the same exuberance.

Mistbreath Elder (Bloomburrow)
Jason Kang

At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

Kessig Dire Swine (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

Delirium — This creature has trample as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

In the quiet of the Somberwald, new horrors stir.

Hour of Reckoning (Fallout)
Jason Kang

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

"Synths are crawling all over the place! Thin them out before we drop!" —Proctor Ingram

Garrison Griffin (Throne of Eldraine)
Jason Kang

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target Knight you control gains flying until end of turn.

The keen-eyed guardians of Ardenvale are ever on alert.

Spikeshot Goblin (Masters 25)
Jason Kang

{R}, {T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

"Proximity discouraged. Do not approach." —Vulshok field guide

Lizard Blades (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Jason Kang

Double strike Equipped creature has double strike. Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Bloodthirsty Blade (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Trufflesnout (Core Set 2021)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. • You gain 4 life.

Its exploits are the stuff of legends among local chefs and fuel for nightmares among the forest thallids.

Uncaged Fury (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

"It's right to fear those that you keep locked away." —Rahilda, Vildin-Pack alpha

The Gitrog Monster (Shadows over Innistrad Promos)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Gorion, Wise Mentor (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jason Kang

Vigilance Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

"You are safest in Candlekeep, Abdel, but I cannot keep you from the world forever."

Bloodthirsty Blade (New Capenna Commander)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Colossapede (Amonkhet)
Jason Kang

"If it is bigger, you must be faster. If it is stronger, you must be sharper. Anything less, and you will never seize a place in our God-Pharaoh's perfect afterlife." —Rhonas, god of strength

Rushed Rebirth (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Jason Kang

Choose target creature. When that creature dies this turn, search your library for a creature card with lesser mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Witherbloom students learn to see death not as tragedy, but as opportunity.

Harmonize (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jason Kang

Draw three cards.

"Sing hey! for the bath at close of day that washes the weary mud away! A loon is he that will not sing: O! Water Hot is a noble thing!" —*The Bath Song*

Ghoulsteed (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jason Kang

{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

It once served a cathar roadwatcher, patrolling the crossways between villages. Its hooves still carry it along the same path.

Bloodthirsty Blade (Commander 2019)
Jason Kang

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

The weapon wields the hand that holds it.

Uncaged Fury (Core Set 2020)
Jason Kang

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.

The cage is a crucible for the rage that builds inside, refining it into something pure and terrible.

Dreadlight Monstrosity (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Jason Kang

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) {3}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

The Gitrog Monster (Innistrad Remastered)
Jason Kang

Deathtouch At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.

Ghoulsteed (Ultimate Masters)
Jason Kang

{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

It once served a cathar roadwatcher, patrolling the crossways between villages. Its hooves still carry it along the same path.

Saddleback Lagac (Battlebond)
Jason Kang

When this creature enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

"A good lagac will carry you through thick and thin. A bad one ... well, it's a tasty dinner." —Raff Slugeater, goblin shortcutter