Nowhere to Run

Faerie Bladecrafter (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Jodie Muir

Flying Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is its power.

Bat Whisperer (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.

"My little winged friends tell me which of these townsfolk are worth tasting for myself."

Hotshot Investigators (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, return up to one other target creature to its owner's hand. If you controlled it, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

They always think they're better than the local investigators. They're usually right.

Bleed Dry (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jodie Muir

Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

"Wipe your chin, child. We can't have Olivia thinking we're uncivilized." —Anje Falkenrath

Homicide Investigator (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Jodie Muir

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

In her line of work, the dead are often better sources than the living.

Homicide Investigator (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Jodie Muir

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

In her line of work, the dead are often better sources than the living.

Tribute to Urborg (Dominaria United)
Jodie Muir

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets an additional -1/-1 until end of turn for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.

Morkrut Banshee (Jumpstart 2022)
Jodie Muir

Morbid — When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

She wails for those who have died, and for those who are about to.

Homicide Investigator (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

In her line of work, the dead are often better sources than the living.

Valgavoth's Faithful (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jodie Muir

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

"That's the one good thing about these cultists: sometimes they do your work for you." —Winter

Trostani, Three Whispers (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

{1}{G}: Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. {G/W}: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn. {2}{W}: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Tangled in the heart of Vitu-Ghazi, they guard their secrets from eager ears.

Judith, Carnage Connoisseur (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Jodie Muir

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • That spell gains deathtouch and lifelink. • Create a 2/2 red Imp creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."

"I don't make my living hiding the truth, detective. I shout it from the stage."

Dream Spoilers (Wilds of Eldraine)
Jodie Muir

Flying Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, up to one target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

The Wicked Slumber saved Eldraine from Phyrexia's grasp, but instead of fading when the invasion ended, it continued to spread.

Ravenloft Adventurer (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, you take the initiative. If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. Whenever this creature attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.

Trostani, Three Whispers (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Jodie Muir

{1}{G}: Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. {G/W}: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn. {2}{W}: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Tangled in the heart of Vitu-Ghazi, they guard their secrets from eager ears.

Bat Whisperer (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.

"My little winged friends tell me which of these townsfolk are worth tasting for myself."

Maestros Ascendancy (Streets of New Capenna Promos)
Jodie Muir

Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature in addition to paying its other costs. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Marshland Bloodcaster (Commander 2021)
Jodie Muir

Flying {1}{B}, {T}: Rather than pay the mana cost of the next spell you cast this turn, you may pay life equal to that spell's mana value.

Cooped Up (Wilds of Eldraine)
Jodie Muir

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. {2}{W}: Exile enchanted creature.

"Cold iron's all you need to hold a faerie. The charms are mostly decorative." —Eulyn, Edgewall peddler

Commune with Nature (Wilds of Eldraine)
Jodie Muir

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Agatha befriended the beasts of the wilds, and under her influence they grew bolder ... and more savage. Some herbivores developed a taste for flesh.

Marshland Bloodcaster (Commander 2021)
Jodie Muir

Flying {1}{B}, {T}: Rather than pay the mana cost of the next spell you cast this turn, you may pay life equal to that spell's mana value.

Blood magic is more artery than science.

Cautious Survivor (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jodie Muir

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you gain 2 life.

She came back alone, with her recorder broken and its footage scrambled. Whatever she had experienced, she never spoke of again.

Maestros Ascendancy (Streets of New Capenna)
Jodie Muir

Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature in addition to paying its other costs. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Bleed Dry (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jodie Muir

Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

"Wipe your chin, child. We can't have Olivia thinking we're uncivilized." —Anje Falkenrath

Judith, Carnage Connoisseur (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • That spell gains deathtouch and lifelink. • Create a 2/2 red Imp creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."

"I don't make my living hiding the truth, detective. I shout it from the stage."

Winter, Misanthropic Guide (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jodie Muir

Ward {2} At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws two cards. Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent's maximum hand size is equal to seven minus the number of those card types.

Judith, Carnage Connoisseur (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Jodie Muir

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, choose one — • That spell gains deathtouch and lifelink. • Create a 2/2 red Imp creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."

"I don't make my living hiding the truth, detective. I shout it from the stage."

Clandestine Meddler (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, suspect up to one other target creature you control. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.) Whenever one or more suspected creatures you control attack, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Drider (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Jodie Muir

Reach Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/1 black Spider creature token with menace and reach.

Though their forms embody Lolth's image, driders are those unfortunate drow who have failed the Spider Queen.

Winter, Misanthropic Guide (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
Jodie Muir

Ward {2} At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws two cards. Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent's maximum hand size is equal to seven minus the number of those card types.

Heartless Summoning (Innistrad Remastered)
Jodie Muir

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Old battlefields have no shortage of bodies, but the bodies are rarely intact.

Ravenloft Adventurer (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, you take the initiative. If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. Whenever this creature attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.

Winter, Misanthropic Guide (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
Jodie Muir

Ward {2} At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws two cards. Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, each opponent's maximum hand size is equal to seven minus the number of those card types.

Valgavoth's Faithful (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jodie Muir

{3}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Marshland Bloodcaster (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Jodie Muir

Flying {1}{B}, {T}: Rather than pay the mana cost of the next spell you cast this turn, you may pay life equal to that spell's mana value.

Blood magic is more artery than science.

Serra Angel (Wizards Play Network 2024)
Jodie Muir

Flying Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Every setback and every triumph had led to this: the moment when she played her last card and knew without a doubt she had won.

Deadly Complication (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature. • Put a +1/+1 counter on target suspected creature you control. You may have it become no longer suspected.

Teysa's security was unrivaled. Etrata was locked up. Kaya was left with nothing but multiplying questions... and a dead friend.

Elegant Entourage (Streets of New Capenna)
Jodie Muir

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature other than this creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

"Terribly sorry, but this is a private party, and your name isn't on the list."

Attentive Skywarden (March of the Machine)
Jodie Muir

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, transform up to one target Incubator token you control.

The same sturdy kitesail that once carried her safely through the Roil now allows her to monitor the pods' progress from above.

Bleed Dry (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Jodie Muir

Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

"Wipe your chin, child. We can't have Olivia thinking we're uncivilized." —Anje Falkenrath

Cut a Deal (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jodie Muir

Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way.

"It's a win-win arrangement. I just happen to win the most." —Duke Thalamra Vanthampur

Failed Conversion (March of the Machine)
Jodie Muir

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -4/-4. When enchanted creature dies, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Clandestine Meddler (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, suspect up to one other target creature you control. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.) Whenever one or more suspected creatures you control attack, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Maestros Ascendancy (Streets of New Capenna Promos)
Jodie Muir

Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature in addition to paying its other costs. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Ravenloft Adventurer (Battle for Baldur's Gate Promos)
Jodie Muir

When this creature enters, you take the initiative. If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. Whenever this creature attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.

Debt to the Kami (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jodie Muir

Choose one — • Target opponent exiles a creature they control. • Target opponent exiles an enchantment they control.

The masters weren't speaking figuratively when they said guilt could be all-consuming.

Faerie Bladecrafter (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Jodie Muir

Flying Whenever one or more Faeries you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is its power.

Trostani, Three Whispers (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Jodie Muir

{1}{G}: Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. {G/W}: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn. {2}{W}: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Tangled in the heart of Vitu-Ghazi, they guard their secrets from eager ears.