Resilient Roadrunner

Hallowed Haunting (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
David Auden Nash

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

Bone Sabres (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
David Auden Nash

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put four +1/+1 counters on it. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Charged with psychic energy, the melee weapons of the Tyranid are far more than bone and chitin.

Cunning Coyote (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
David Auden Nash

Haste When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Goldvein Hydra (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
David Auden Nash

Vigilance, trample, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

The key is to slay it before it sprouts so many heads that your fear outpaces your greed.

Come Back Wrong (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
David Auden Nash

Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

"See?! That's why you always burn the bodies." —Rip, spawn hunter

Hostile Negotiations (The Brothers' War)
David Auden Nash

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

Scrappy Bruiser (March of the Machine)
David Auden Nash

Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

Hallowed Haunting (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
David Auden Nash

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

Thrill of Possibility (Dominaria United)
David Auden Nash

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

"The most delicious ingredients are often the most dangerous to obtain." —Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, *The Underworld Cookbook*

Alchemist's Retrieval (The List)
David Auden Nash

Cleave {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

To most, a terrifying apparition. To a necro-alchemist, a potent fuel source.

The Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

You may look at the top card of your library any time. Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Mysterious Tome (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
David Auden Nash

Reito Sentinel (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
David Auden Nash

Defender When this creature enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.) {3}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

Haste Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

Haste Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Goldvein Hydra (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
David Auden Nash

Vigilance, trample, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

The key is to slay it before it sprouts so many heads that your fear outpaces your greed.

Hostile Negotiations (The Brothers' War)
David Auden Nash

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

The Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

You may look at the top card of your library any time. Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Hostile Negotiations (The Brothers' War Promos)
David Auden Nash

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

Tiamat's Fanatics (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
David Auden Nash

Haste Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
David Auden Nash

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

"You'd best keep yourself out of my sights."

Screamer-Killer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
David Auden Nash

Trample Bio-Plasmic Scream — Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, this creature deals 5 damage to any target.

Its shriek is unintelligible, but armored bulkheads seem to understand the intent well enough.

The Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

You may look at the top card of your library any time. Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Polukranos Reborn (March of the Machine)
David Auden Nash

Alchemist's Retrieval (Innistrad: Double Feature)
David Auden Nash

Cleave {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

To most, a terrifying apparition. To a necro-alchemist, a potent fuel source.

Kerblam! Warehouse (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Whenever chaos ensues, until your next turn, noncreature artifacts you control gain "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to any target."

Upriser Renegade (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
David Auden Nash

This creature gets +2/+0 for each other modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

"My streets, my rules. You picked the wrong neighborhood for a fight."

Burn the Accursed (Innistrad: Double Feature)
David Auden Nash

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Nothing remained but a few drifting embers and the smell of smoldering hair.

Come Back Wrong (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
David Auden Nash

Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

"See?! That's why you always burn the bodies." —Rip, spawn hunter

Wing Commando (The Brothers' War)
David Auden Nash

Flying Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

"The welds are weaker at the top."

Visage of Dread (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
David Auden Nash

Polukranos Reborn (March of the Machine Promos)
David Auden Nash

Unwilling Ingredient (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
David Auden Nash

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"Don't look at me like that. It was either this or being eaten by a groff." —Dina, Witherbloom mage-student

Hostile Negotiations (The Brothers' War Promos)
David Auden Nash

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

Trash the Town (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
David Auden Nash

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. + {1} — Target creature gains trample until end of turn. + {1} — Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards."

Hallowed Haunting (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
David Auden Nash

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

Come Back Wrong (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
David Auden Nash

Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

"See?! That's why you always burn the bodies." —Rip, spawn hunter

Powerstone (Dominaria United Tokens)
David Auden Nash

{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.

Hallowed Haunting (Innistrad: Double Feature)
David Auden Nash

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

Bone Sabres (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
David Auden Nash

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put four +1/+1 counters on it. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Charged with psychic energy, the melee weapons of the Tyranid are far more than bone and chitin.

Screamer-Killer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
David Auden Nash

Trample Bio-Plasmic Scream — Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, this creature deals 5 damage to any target.

Its shriek is unintelligible, but armored bulkheads seem to understand the intent well enough.

Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

Haste Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Alchemist's Retrieval (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
David Auden Nash

Cleave {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

To most, a terrifying apparition. To a necro-alchemist, a potent fuel source.

Hallowed Haunting (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
David Auden Nash

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This token's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

Walking Skyscraper (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
David Auden Nash

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.) Trample This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Bedhead Beastie (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
David Auden Nash

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

It had heard monsters were supposed to hide under beds, and it did its best.

Plated Onslaught (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
David Auden Nash

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

"Witness the glory of true, unwavering unity." —Ajani

Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
David Auden Nash

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

"You'd best keep yourself out of my sights."

Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
David Auden Nash

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

"You'd best keep yourself out of my sights."

Scrappy Bruiser (March of the Machine)
David Auden Nash

Whenever this creature attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

"My flesh is an affront to existence? Come say that to my fist, you bloated rust bucket." —Koko, Riveteers welder

Goldvein Hydra (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
David Auden Nash

Vigilance, trample, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

The key is to slay it before it sprouts so many heads that your fear outpaces your greed.

Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
David Auden Nash

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

"You'd best keep yourself out of my sights."

Phyrexian (Dominaria United Tokens)
David Auden Nash

The Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

You may look at the top card of your library any time. Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Burn the Accursed (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
David Auden Nash

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Nothing remained but a few drifting embers and the smell of smoldering hair.

Mysterious Tome (Innistrad: Double Feature)
David Auden Nash

Come Back Wrong (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
David Auden Nash

Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

"See?! That's why you always burn the bodies." —Rip, spawn hunter

Goldvein Hydra (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
David Auden Nash

Vigilance, trample, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this creature dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

The key is to slay it before it sprouts so many heads that your fear outpaces your greed.

Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster (Doctor Who)
David Auden Nash

Haste Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Tend the Pests (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
David Auden Nash

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Create X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life," where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

"I've got a special treat for you today."

The Fall of Kroog (The Brothers' War)
David Auden Nash

Choose target opponent. Destroy target land that player controls. The Fall of Kroog deals 3 damage to that player and 1 damage to each creature they control.

As retaliation for the Warlord's ambush at the peace summit, Mishra leveled Yotia's capital city.