Goblin Bookie

Double Take (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

"But next time we meet, . . ."

Double Play (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ."

Psychic Network (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Elvish Impersonators (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

"Uh-hunh."

I'm Rubber, You're Glue (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment. Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

Free-for-All (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

Urza's Science Fair Project (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result. 1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn. 3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn. 4 — It gains first strike until end of turn. 5 — It gains flying until end of turn. 6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Jalum Grifter (Unglued)
Claymore J. Flapdoodle

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.