Olivia's Attendants

Olivia's Attendants (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever this creature deals damage, create that many Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Olivia's Attendants (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Christian Angel

Menace Whenever this creature deals damage, create that many Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Olivia's Attendants (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever this creature deals damage, create that many Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Light Up the Stage (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Surtland Flinger (Kaldheim)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target. If the sacrificed creature was a Giant, this creature deals twice that much damage instead.

Victory before camaraderie.

Finishing Move (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

What the show lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in awesome submission holds.

Light Up the Stage (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Light Up the Stage (Ravnica Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Zaffai, Thunder Conductor (Commander 2021)
Dmitry Burmak

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1. If that spell's mana value is 5 or greater, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. If that spell's mana value is 10 or greater, Zaffai deals 10 damage to an opponent chosen at random.

Loyal Warhound (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

A paladin's steed is a celestial spirit in animal form.

Witherbloom Command (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Dmitry Burmak

Choose two — • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. • Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Assassin's Trophy (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Not just any floriculturist can grow this caliber of nightbloom. We're looking for a rooftop hothouse with quite particular conditions." —Dr. A of the Foundway Associates

Yarus, Roar of the Old Gods (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Other creatures you control have haste. Whenever one or more face-down creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card. Whenever a face-down creature you control dies, return it to the battlefield face down under its owner's control if it's a permanent card, then turn it face up.

Drop Tower (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

The hardest working seat belts in the park.

Mayhem Devil (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Despite their stake in the city's survival, Rakdos cultists are loath to pass up any opportunity to sow chaos.

Assassin's Trophy (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Not just any floriculturist can grow this caliber of nightbloom. We're looking for a rooftop hothouse with quite particular conditions." —Dr. A of the Foundway Associates

Growing Rites of Itlimoc (Judge Gift Cards 2022)
Dmitry Burmak

Mayhem Devil (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Despite their stake in the city's survival, Rakdos cultists are loath to pass up any opportunity to sow chaos.

Audacious Thief (Foundations Jumpstart)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"Skill, imagination, smarts: none of it matters unless you have the nerve to use it."

Coming Attraction (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

The Astrotorium adds new attractions almost as fast as Captain Nebula can crash them into asteroids.

Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

First strike Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Su-Chi Cave Guard (The Brothers' War)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance Ward {4} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {4}.) When this creature dies, add eight {C}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Muxus, Goblin Grandee (Jumpstart)
Dmitry Burmak

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Retrofitter Foundry (Aetherdrift Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

{3}: Untap this artifact. {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Bloodthirsty Conqueror (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

"This town swims with such exquisite blood. I will take every drop for my own."

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Light Up the Stage (Ravnica Allegiance Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Bloodthirsty Conqueror (Foundations Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

"This town swims with such exquisite blood. I will take every drop for my own."

Frodo, Sauron's Bane (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

{W/B}{W/B}: If Frodo is a Citizen, it becomes a Halfling Scout with base power and toughness 2/3 and lifelink. {B}{B}{B}: If Frodo is a Scout, it becomes a Halfling Rogue with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game if the Ring has tempted you four or more times this game. Otherwise, the Ring tempts you."

Light Up the Stage (Ravnica Allegiance)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Retrofitter Foundry (Judge Gift Cards 2023)
Dmitry Burmak

{3}: Untap this artifact. {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Coming Attraction (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

The Astrotorium adds new attractions almost as fast as Captain Nebula can crash them into asteroids.

Muxus, Goblin Grandee (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Ral, Monsoon Mage (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Alexander Clamilton (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) {1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Throne of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Vodalian Hexcatcher (Dominaria United)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Merfolk: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Quasiduplicate (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

"My greatest creation—me!"

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Throne of Eldraine Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Revenge of Ravens (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Syr Tasdale declared that he never wanted to see the witch Ygretta again. Her familiars quickly granted his request.

Ruination Rioter (Modern Horizons)
Dmitry Burmak

When this creature dies, you may have it deal damage to any target equal to the number of land cards in your graveyard.

"Those urbanist cobble-roaches won't know what hit them!"

Retrofitter Foundry (Commander 2018)
Dmitry Burmak

{3}: Untap this artifact. {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Throne of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Proud Wildbonder (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Dmitry Burmak

Trample Creatures you control with trample have "You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked."

"You're little now, yes, but one day your footsteps will make mountains tremble." —Gustin, wildbonder

X (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Dmitry Burmak

As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed. {U}{B}, {T}: Put X into target opponent's hand. {3}{U}{B}: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.

Dune Chanter (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach Lands you control and land cards you own that aren't on the battlefield are Deserts in addition to their other types. Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Mill two cards. You gain 1 life for each land card milled this way.

Audacious Thief (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"Skill, imagination, smarts: none of it matters unless you have the nerve to use it."

Storybook Ride (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

The ride is whimsical and fun, except when it's broken.

Baral, Chief of Compliance (Secret Lair Drop)
Dmitry Burmak

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

"Inconceivable!"

Witherbloom Command (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Dmitry Burmak

Choose two — • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. • Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Agadeem's Awakening (Zendikar Rising)
Dmitry Burmak

Out of Bounds (Battlebond)
Dmitry Burmak

Assist (Another player can pay up to {3} of this spell's cost.) Counter target spell.

The wardens watch for illegal tactics and protect spectators from the occasional rogue fireball.

Tom Bombadil (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

As long as there are four or more lore counters among Sagas you control, Tom Bombadil has hexproof and indestructible. Whenever the final chapter ability of a Saga you control resolves, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Saga card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Poison-Tip Archer (Core Set 2019)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Colossus Hammer (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Dmitry Burmak

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"There's only one way to be sure it's really dead."

Zurzoth, Chaos Rider (New Capenna Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.

Ellivere of the Wild Court (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever Ellivere enters or attacks, create a Virtuous Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control.) Whenever an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Bloodthirsty Conqueror (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, deathtouch Whenever an opponent loses life, you gain that much life. (Damage causes loss of life.)

"This town swims with such exquisite blood. I will take every drop for my own."

Staggering Insight (Starter Commander Decks)
Dmitry Burmak

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

"Only cowards flee from the truth." —Perisophia the philosopher

Revenge of Ravens (Throne of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Syr Tasdale declared that he never wanted to see the witch Ygretta again. Her familiars quickly granted his request.

Swords to Plowshares (Secret Lair Drop)
Dmitry Burmak

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

He stood transfixed, able to do nothing but ponder a life of peace and redemption. It was the worst five minutes of his life.

Chivalrous Chevalier (Unstable)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

"I treat every foe according to the highest codes of conduct. Then I kill them."

Stet, Draconic Proofreader (Unsanctioned)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying Whenever Stet attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card. {W}: Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.

Gandalf, Friend of the Shire (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Aufblitzen Du kannst Hexereien wirken, als ob sie Aufblitzen hätten. Immer wenn der Ring dich in Versuchung führt und falls du eine andere Kreatur als Gandalf, Freund des Auenlands, als deinen Ringträger bestimmt hast, ziehe eine Karte.

„Selbst nach hundert Jahren stecken Hobbits immer noch voller Überraschungen."

Some Disassembly Required (Happy Holidays)
Dmitry Burmak

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords.

Now all they needed was a jolly, happy soul.

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Tom Bombadil (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

As long as there are four or more lore counters among Sagas you control, Tom Bombadil has hexproof and indestructible. Whenever the final chapter ability of a Saga you control resolves, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Saga card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Fallen Shinobi (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Ninjutsu {2}{U}{B} ({2}{U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top two cards of their library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards without paying their mana costs.

Poison-Tip Archer (Kaldheim Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

"One more step and you're mine."

Bounce Chamber (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional.

Rad Rascal (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

"Rent a scooter and be just like Devil K. Nevil! Just don't go faster than the speed limit. Or jump over anything. Or catch on fire. Or break every bone in your body multiple times. Other than that, just like him!"

Finishing Move (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

What the show lacks in historical accuracy, it makes up for in awesome submission holds.

Muxus, Goblin Grandee (Jumpstart 2022)
Dmitry Burmak

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Rad Rascal (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

"Rent a scooter and be just like Devil K. Nevil! Just don't go faster than the speed limit. Or jump over anything. Or catch on fire. Or break every bone in your body multiple times. Other than that, just like him!"

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Vodalian Hexcatcher (Dominaria United)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Merfolk: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}.

"You're just one more pollutant to be removed from the sea."

Ral, Monsoon Mage (Modern Horizons 3)
Dmitry Burmak

Chipper Chopper (Unstable)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Zaffai, Thunder Conductor (Commander 2021)
Dmitry Burmak

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1. If that spell's mana value is 5 or greater, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. If that spell's mana value is 10 or greater, Zaffai deals 10 damage to an opponent chosen at random.

Storm Strike (Ravnica Allegiance)
Dmitry Burmak

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

"My shout is thunder and my fist is lightning!"

Zurzoth, Chaos Rider (Jumpstart)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.

Throatseeker (Modern Horizons)
Dmitry Burmak

Unblocked attacking Ninjas you control have lifelink.

"I just felt a drip. It must be about to rain." —Stoneway Market vendor, last words

Frodo, Sauron's Bane (Tales of Middle-earth Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

{W/B}{W/B}: If Frodo is a Citizen, it becomes a Halfling Scout with base power and toughness 2/3 and lifelink. {B}{B}{B}: If Frodo is a Scout, it becomes a Halfling Rogue with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game if the Ring has tempted you four or more times this game. Otherwise, the Ring tempts you."

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Arni Brokenbrow (Kaldheim Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Haste Boast — {1}: You may change Arni's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

"I headbutted a troll. And won."

Audacious Thief (Core Set 2020)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever this creature attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"Skill, imagination, smarts: none of it matters unless you have the nerve to use it."

Blade Juggler (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Blasphemous Edict (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

You may pay {B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost if there are thirteen or more creatures on the battlefield. Each player sacrifices thirteen creatures of their choice.

Agadeem's Awakening (Zendikar Rising)
Dmitry Burmak

Invasion of Arcavios (March of the Machine)
Dmitry Burmak

Sphinx of Forgotten Lore (Foundations Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Mayhem Devil (Ravnica Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Despite their stake in the city's survival, Rakdos cultists are loath to pass up any opportunity to sow chaos.

Bag of Holding (Jumpstart 2022)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

There's no prepared like overprepared.

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Arni Brokenbrow (Kaldheim Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Haste Boast — {1}: You may change Arni's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

"I headbutted a troll. And won."

Poison-Tip Archer (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

"One more step and you're mine."

Stormwild Capridor (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying If noncombat damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.

After a disastrous day of battle, Lavabrink's lightning mages were recalled.

Kykar, Zephyr Awakener (Foundations Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one — • Exile another target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. • Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Light Up the Stage (Ravnica Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Yarus, Roar of the Old Gods (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Other creatures you control have haste. Whenever one or more face-down creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card. Whenever a face-down creature you control dies, return it to the battlefield face down under its owner's control if it's a permanent card, then turn it face up.

Almighty Brushwagg (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Dmitry Burmak

Trample {3}{G}: This creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Laughed at the brushwagg —Hunters' expression meaning "died unexpectedly"

Quasiduplicate (Guilds of Ravnica)
Dmitry Burmak

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

"My greatest creation—me!"

Persuasive Interrogators (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Dmitry Burmak

When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, target opponent gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Ride's End (Aetherdrift)
Dmitry Burmak

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped permanent. Exile target creature or Vehicle.

Their race ended much the same way it began, walking through a sandstorm on a world that ended long ago.

Blade Juggler (Ravnica Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Roxi, Publicist to the Stars (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying Roxi's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker. When Roxi enters, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.

Drop Tower (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

"Um, technically you can't 'drop' in space. What you—AIIIIEEEEEEE!"

Gandalf, Friend of the Shire (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Gandalf as your Ring-bearer, draw a card.

"After a hundred years, Hobbits can still surprise you at a pinch."

Tom Bombadil (Tales of Middle-earth Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

As long as there are four or more lore counters among Sagas you control, Tom Bombadil has hexproof and indestructible. Whenever the final chapter ability of a Saga you control resolves, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Saga card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Yarus, Roar of the Old Gods (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Dmitry Burmak

Other creatures you control have haste. Whenever one or more face-down creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card. Whenever a face-down creature you control dies, return it to the battlefield face down under its owner's control if it's a permanent card, then turn it face up.

Witherbloom Command (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Choose two — • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. • Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Lobe Lobber (Unstable)
Dmitry Burmak

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it." Equip {2}

"Time for you to meet the brains of this operation!" —The Big Idea

Rules Lawyer (Judge Gift Cards 2017)
Dmitry Burmak

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

Liliana, Dreadhorde General (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card. +1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. −4: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice. −9: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Tanglespan Lookout (Wilds of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.

Witherbloom Command (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Choose two — • Target player mills three cards, then you return a land card from your graveyard to your hand. • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. • Target creature gets -3/-1 until end of turn. • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Bounce Chamber (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Anti-gravity. Pro-fun.

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Electrodominance (Ravnica Allegiance)
Dmitry Burmak

Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

"Basically, we turn a bunch of little lightnings into one big lightning."

Kindled Fury (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Dmitry Burmak

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

The only thing better than hitting hard is hitting first.

Alexander Clamilton (Unsanctioned)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) {1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Malcolm, the Eyes (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

"It's funny how rarely folks here think to look up."

Staggering Insight (Theros Beyond Death)
Dmitry Burmak

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

"Only cowards flee from the truth." —Perisophia the philosopher

Gollum, Scheming Guide (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever Gollum attacks, look at the top two cards of your library, put them back in any order, then choose land or nonland. An opponent guesses whether the top card of your library is the chosen kind. Reveal that card. If they guessed right, remove Gollum from combat. Otherwise, you draw a card and Gollum can't be blocked this turn.

Blade Juggler (Ravnica Allegiance)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Quasiduplicate (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

"My greatest creation—me!"

Bounce Chamber (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

It recreates the peaceful feeling of floating freely in space, just without all that boring peacefulness.

Burrowguard Mentor (Bloomburrow)
Dmitry Burmak

Trample Burrowguard Mentor's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

"On your paws! I've been fighting in these fields for more seasons than you've had hot dinners!"

Gollum, Scheming Guide (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever Gollum attacks, look at the top two cards of your library, put them back in any order, then choose land or nonland. An opponent guesses whether the top card of your library is the chosen kind. Reveal that card. If they guessed right, remove Gollum from combat. Otherwise, you draw a card and Gollum can't be blocked this turn.

Tobias, Doomed Conqueror (Dominaria United Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash When Tobias dies, for each nontoken creature you controlled that died this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Tobias spent decades tormenting pirates on the open sea and decades more dancing lifelessly beneath it.

Gandalf, Friend of the Shire (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Gandalf as your Ring-bearer, draw a card.

"After a hundred years, Hobbits can still surprise you at a pinch."

Juri, Master of the Revue (Commander Legends)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri. When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

"What a show! We're going to make a killing tonight."

Vodalian Hexcatcher (Dominaria United Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Merfolk: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}.

"You're just one more pollutant to be removed from the sea."

Drop Tower (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

Sixty stories above the Astrotorium, attendees often wonder if they've made a mistake. They have another two hundred stories to decide.

Agadeem's Awakening (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Johann, Apprentice Sorcerer (Wilds of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

You may look at the top card of your library any time. Once each turn, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from the top of your library. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)

"Okay. First I'll calm the elementals. Then I'll put out the fire. Then I'll unflood the basement. Then I'll do the chores *myself*."

Urza's Fun House (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower. {7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click this land.

Bounce Chamber (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

It's a raucous, ricochet-ridden romp, loosely based on the molecular movement inside exploding stars.

Frodo, Sauron's Bane (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

{W/B}{W/B}: If Frodo is a Citizen, it becomes a Halfling Scout with base power and toughness 2/3 and lifelink. {B}{B}{B}: If Frodo is a Scout, it becomes a Halfling Rogue with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game if the Ring has tempted you four or more times this game. Otherwise, the Ring tempts you."

Olivia's Attendants (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever this creature deals damage, create that many Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Malcolm, the Eyes (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

"It's funny how rarely folks here think to look up."

Garruk, Cursed Huntsman (Throne of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

0: Create two 2/2 black and green Wolf creature tokens with "When this token dies, put a loyalty counter on each Garruk you control." −3: Destroy target creature. Draw a card. −6: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample."

Mayhem Devil (Ravnica Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Despite their stake in the city's survival, Rakdos cultists are loath to pass up any opportunity to sow chaos.

Giant Growth (Bloomburrow)
Dmitry Burmak

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

"Sometimes Mowu is content to gnaw on a bone. Sometimes he wants the whole skeleton." —Jiang Yanggu

Light Up the Stage (The List)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Shackles of Treachery (Kaldheim)
Dmitry Burmak

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and "Whenever this creature deals damage, destroy target Equipment attached to it."

In that instant, Toralf felt only the power of the storm and the need to destroy.

Kyler, Sigardian Emissary (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Kyler. Other Humans you control get +1/+1 for each counter on Kyler.

Bag of Holding (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

There's no prepared like overprepared.

Gnome (Unstable Tokens)
Dmitry Burmak

Breeches, the Blastmaker (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Vodalian Hexcatcher (Dominaria United Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Merfolk: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}.

"You're just one more pollutant to be removed from the sea."

Minn, Wily Illusionist (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with "This token gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control." Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature's power from your hand onto the battlefield.

Teferi, Time Raveler (Bloomburrow Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. +1: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. −3: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

Mayhem Devil (War of the Spark)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Despite their stake in the city's survival, Rakdos cultists are loath to pass up any opportunity to sow chaos.

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Commander Masters)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Izzet Locket (Guilds of Ravnica)
Dmitry Burmak

{T}: Add {U} or {R}. {U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

"Remember to discharge your locket every seven hours. Unless you prefer the spontaneous aether overload, of course." —Daxiver, Izzet electromancer

Arni Brokenbrow (Kaldheim)
Dmitry Burmak

Haste Boast — {1}: You may change Arni's base power to 1 plus the greatest power among other creatures you control until end of turn. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

"I headbutted a troll. And won."

Sphinx of Forgotten Lore (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Wick's Patrol (Bloomburrow)
Dmitry Burmak

When this creature enters, mill three cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among cards in your graveyard.

"What a hideous creature! And the worm's no looker either." —Grumble, rival marshstalker

Flower (Guilds of Ravnica)
Dmitry Burmak

Chakram Slinger (Battlebond)
Dmitry Burmak

Partner with Chakram Retriever (When this creature enters, target player may put Chakram Retriever into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {R}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Tajuru Blightblade (Zendikar Rising)
Dmitry Burmak

Deathtouch

Ora Ondar, the Khalni Garden, is a lush tangle of growth in the harsh lands of Akoum. Its plant growth is marvelously diverse: a brilliant spectrum of vibrant life . . . and speedy death.

Drop Tower (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

"I can see the next star system from here!"

Malcolm, the Eyes (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

"It's funny how rarely folks here think to look up."

Kyler, Sigardian Emissary (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever another Human you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Kyler. Other Humans you control get +1/+1 for each counter on Kyler.

"Even when the angels succumbed to madness, Sigarda stood strong. She is hope."

Urza's Fun House (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower. {7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click this land.

Momentum Breaker (Aetherdrift)
Dmitry Burmak

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this enchantment enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature or Vehicle of their choice. Each opponent who can't discards a card. {2}, Sacrifice this enchantment: You gain life equal to your speed.

Electrodominance (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

"Basically, we turn a bunch of little lightnings into one big lightning."

Light Up the Stage (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Breeches, the Blastmaker (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Tanglespan Lookout (Wilds of Eldraine)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.

"The trolls have your scent, traveler. Hurry on, and let me take care of them."

Soulreaper of Mogis (Theros Beyond Death)
Dmitry Burmak

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.

"We offer to Mogis the blood of the weak, and in return he makes us strong."

Captive Audience (Ravnica Allegiance)
Dmitry Burmak

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice. At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Your life total becomes 4. • Discard your hand. • Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Storybook Ride (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

You leave the ride either entertained or an elk. Usually the latter.

Olivia's Attendants (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever this creature deals damage, create that many Blood tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") {2}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Invasion of Arcavios (March of the Machine Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Vraska, Golgari Queen (Secret Lair Drop)
Dmitry Burmak

+2: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. −3: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less. −9: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."

Izzet Locket (Commander 2019)
Dmitry Burmak

{T}: Add {U} or {R}. {U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

"Remember to discharge your locket every seven hours. Unless you prefer the spontaneous aether overload, of course." —Daxiver, Izzet electromancer

Giant Growth (War of the Spark)
Dmitry Burmak

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

"Sometimes Mowu is content to gnaw on a bone. Sometimes he wants the whole skeleton." —Jiang Yanggu

Kykar, Zephyr Awakener (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one — • Exile another target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. • Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Colossus Hammer (Core Set 2020)
Dmitry Burmak

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"There's only one way to be sure it's really dead."

Gollum, Scheming Guide (Tales of Middle-earth Deluxe Commander Kit)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever Gollum attacks, look at the top two cards of your library, put them back in any order, then choose land or nonland. An opponent guesses whether the top card of your library is the chosen kind. Reveal that card. If they guessed right, remove Gollum from combat. Otherwise, you draw a card and Gollum can't be blocked this turn.

Faerie Spy (Unstable Tokens)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Fully Grown (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Dmitry Burmak

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Put a trample counter on it.

"One day I woke up and knew I had nothing left to teach her. So now I ride on her shoulders and follow where she leads." —Gustin, wildbonder

Liliana, Dreadhorde General (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card. +1: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. −4: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice. −9: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

First strike Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Haunted House (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.

Putting the "oo" in "spooky" and the "fun" in "no refunds!"

Poison-Tip Archer (Bloomburrow Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

"One more step and you're mine."

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Throne of Eldraine Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Electrodominance (Ravnica Allegiance Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

"Basically, we turn a bunch of little lightnings into one big lightning."

Breeches, the Blastmaker (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Menace Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, flip a coin. When you win the flip, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. When you lose the flip, Breeches deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to any target.

Assassin's Trophy (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Dmitry Burmak

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Not just any floriculturist can grow this caliber of nightbloom. We're looking for a rooftop hothouse with quite particular conditions." —Dr. A of the Foundway Associates

Stolen Strategy (Battlebond)
Dmitry Burmak

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of each opponent's library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.

Many Partings (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

"For you in all the lands of the West there will ever be a welcome, dearest friend." —Aragorn

Dune Chanter (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach Lands you control and land cards you own that aren't on the battlefield are Deserts in addition to their other types. Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Mill two cards. You gain 1 life for each land card milled this way.

Drop Tower (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

In space, no one can hear you repeatedly beg to get off the ride.

Bag of Holding (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

There's no prepared like overprepared.

Willing Test Subject (Unstable)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Light Up the Stage (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Dmitry Burmak

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

"Places, everyone!" —Judith

Haunted House (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.

To build Sorin's Haunted Mansion, every detail of Markov Manor was painstakingly recreated, from the floating laser ghosts to the robot space gargoyles.

Assassin's Trophy (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Dmitry Burmak

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Not just any floriculturist can grow this caliber of nightbloom. We're looking for a rooftop hothouse with quite particular conditions." —Dr. A of the Foundway Associates

Many Partings (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Dmitry Burmak

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

"For you in all the lands of the West there will ever be a welcome, dearest friend." —Aragorn

Drop Tower (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

What goes up might come down.

Ellivere of the Wild Court (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever Ellivere enters or attacks, create a Virtuous Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment you control.) Whenever an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Blasphemous Edict (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

You may pay {B} rather than pay this spell's mana cost if there are thirteen or more creatures on the battlefield. Each player sacrifices thirteen creatures of their choice.

Quasiduplicate (Ravnica Remastered)
Dmitry Burmak

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

"My greatest creation—me!"

Roxi, Publicist to the Stars (Unfinity)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying Roxi's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker. When Roxi enters, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.

Bag of Holding (Core Set 2020)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you discard a card, exile that card from your graveyard. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return all cards exiled with this artifact to their owner's hand.

There's no prepared like overprepared.

Chakram Retriever (Battlebond)
Dmitry Burmak

Partner with Chakram Slinger (When this creature enters, target player may put Chakram Slinger into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever you cast a spell during your turn, untap target creature.

Stolen Strategy (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Dmitry Burmak

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of each opponent's library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.

Ashnod's Altar (Secret Lair Drop)
Dmitry Burmak

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

"So, logically . . . " "If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood . . . " "And therefore . . . " "A witch!"

Nogi, Draco-Zealot (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Dmitry Burmak

Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever Nogi attacks, if you control three or more Dragons, until end of turn, Nogi becomes a Dragon with base power and toughness 5/5 and gains flying.

"Glory to the Burning Ones! May their mighty fangs devour all foes!"

Chakram Retriever (Battlebond Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Partner with Chakram Slinger (When this creature enters, target player may put Chakram Slinger into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever you cast a spell during your turn, untap target creature.

Liesa, Forgotten Archangel (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, lifelink Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.

Kykar, Zephyr Awakener (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, choose one — • Exile another target creature you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. • Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Rankle, Master of Pranks (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Flying, haste Whenever Rankle deals combat damage to a player, choose any number — • Each player discards a card. • Each player loses 1 life and draws a card. • Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Sphinx of Forgotten Lore (Foundations)
Dmitry Burmak

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Stonework Packbeast (Zendikar Rising)
Dmitry Burmak

Stonework Packbeast is also a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard. {2}: Add one mana of any color.

It will happily carry home your treasure or drag you back to civilization, as circumstances demand.

Loyal Warhound (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

A paladin's steed is a celestial spirit in animal form.

Chakram Slinger (Battlebond Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Partner with Chakram Retriever (When this creature enters, target player may put Chakram Retriever into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {R}, {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

X (Unstable)
Dmitry Burmak

As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed. {U}{B}, {T}: Put X into target opponent's hand. {3}{U}{B}: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.

Loyal Warhound (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

A paladin's steed is a celestial spirit in animal form.

Loyal Warhound (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

A paladin's steed is a celestial spirit in animal form.

Loyal Warhound (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

A paladin's steed is a celestial spirit in animal form.

Loyal Warhound (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Dmitry Burmak

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Poison-Tip Archer (Secret Lair Drop)
Dmitry Burmak

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Whenever another creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

"One more step and you're mine."

Colossus Hammer (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"There's only one way to be sure it's really dead."

Minn, Wily Illusionist (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Dmitry Burmak

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with "This token gets +1/+0 for each other Illusion you control." Whenever an Illusion you control dies, you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to that creature's power from your hand onto the battlefield.