Preposterous Proportions

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

"I think you mean giant lemures, a type of malevolent spirit that . . . OH GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!" —Uriah the Smug, last words

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations Promos)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Revenge of the Rats (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Create a tapped 1/1 black Rat creature token for each creature card in your graveyard. Flashback {2}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

"The cats are behaving oddly today. Almost like they're all scared of something." —Entry in a heavily chewed journal

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

"I think you mean giant lemures, a type of malevolent spirit that . . . OH GODS, WHAT IS THAT?!" —Uriah the Smug, last words

Gleaming Geardrake (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Filipe Pagliuso

Flying When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Homunculus Horde (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

"To whoever left their homunculus experiment unattended: you will not be penalized if you come forward and tell us how to make it stop." —Laboratory notice

Food Fight (Wilds of Eldraine)
Filipe Pagliuso

Artifacts you control have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."

Tarmogoyf Nest (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{1}{G}, {T}: Create a Tarmogoyf token." (It's a {1}{G} Lhurgoyf creature with "Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.")

Flatline (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

Creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

"We've found the missing people—they're in the walls!" —The Twelfth Doctor

Redoubled Stormsinger (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

First strike Whenever this creature attacks, for each creature token you control that entered this turn, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that token. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice those tokens.

"Blink or don't. You'll get hit either way."

Forth Eorlingas! (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.

"A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"

Scooch (Unfinity)
Filipe Pagliuso

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card.

"What? No, that's ridiculous! Of course the rat doesn't work for the park. I've never seen it before in my life!" —Monoxa, midway manager

Mezzio Mugger (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Filipe Pagliuso

Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of each player's library. You may play those cards this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Black Market Connections (Assassin's Creed)
Filipe Pagliuso

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more — • Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life. • Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life. • Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It has every creature type.)

Eager Trufflesnout (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Forth Eorlingas! (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.

"A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"

Chain Assassination (Assassin's Creed)
Filipe Pagliuso

Freerunning {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.) Destroy target creature. If another creature died this turn, draw a card.

"Who needs stealth when there's no one left to raise the alarm?" —Jacob Frye

Flatline (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

Creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

"We've found the missing people- they're in the walls!" —The Twelfth Doctor

Flatline (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

Creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

"We've found the missing people- they're in the walls!" —The Twelfth Doctor

Kami of Whispered Hopes (March of the Machine)
Filipe Pagliuso

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead. {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is this creature's power.

Nashi knelt reverently before the kami and envisioned his family reunited.

Compleat Devotion (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Filipe Pagliuso

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If that creature has toxic, draw a card.

"Elspeth, my friend, the Multiverse has answered my prayers to bring you here so that I may gather you into my pride and forever protect you."

Mezzio Mugger (New Capenna Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of each player's library. You may play those cards this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Shiny Impetus (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Aether Revolt (Modern Horizons 3)
Filipe Pagliuso

Revolt — As long as a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead. Whenever you get one or more {E}, this enchantment deals that much damage to any target.

Mezzio Mugger (New Capenna Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of each player's library. You may play those cards this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells. Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Rassilon, the War President (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each noncreature spell you cast from exile has conspire. (As you cast that spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Rassilon, the War President (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each noncreature spell you cast from exile has conspire. (As you cast that spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Exotic Orchard (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

In the late stages of a Tyranid invasion, sessile organisms take root in a planet's crust, converting its resources into biomass that can be extracted by the Hive Fleet.

Grabby Tabby (Unfinity)
Filipe Pagliuso

This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

The milk bottle toss is closed until the rules can be amended.

Redoubled Stormsinger (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

First strike Whenever this creature attacks, for each creature token you control that entered this turn, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that token. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice those tokens.

"Blink or don't. You'll get hit either way."

Harrow (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

With each defeat, the hive learns. With each victory, it grows.

Kibo, Uktabi Prince (Jumpstart 2022)
Filipe Pagliuso

{T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life." Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or a Monkey. Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact of their choice.

Strix Serenade (Modern Horizons 3)
Filipe Pagliuso

Counter target artifact, creature, or planeswalker spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Some birds sing to nature's beauty and the freedom of the skies. Others simply ask questions.

Tabaxi Toucaneers (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Filipe Pagliuso

Flying Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Food Fight (Wilds of Eldraine)
Filipe Pagliuso

Artifacts you control have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."

With no time to gather weapons, the dwarves fought the redcaps with anything within reach.

Harrow (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

With each defeat, the hive learns. With each victory, it grows.

Homunculus Horde (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

"To whoever left their homunculus experiment unattended: you will not be penalized if you come forward and tell us how to make it stop." —Laboratory notice

Círdan the Shipwright (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Vigilance Secret council — Whenever Círdan enters or attacks, each player secretly votes for a player, then those votes are revealed. Each player draws a card for each vote they received. Each player who received no votes may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Buried Alive (Secret Lair Drop)
Filipe Pagliuso

Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.

"I'm getting better." "No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment."

Wastes (Secret Lair Drop)
Filipe Pagliuso

{T}: Add {C}.

Black Market Connections (Assassin's Creed)
Filipe Pagliuso

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more — • Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life. • Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life. • Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It has every creature type.)

Food Fight (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Filipe Pagliuso

Artifacts you control have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."

With no time to gather weapons, the dwarves fought the redcaps with anything within reach.

Destructive Digger (Foundations Jumpstart)
Filipe Pagliuso

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.

"Depending what's behind that boulder, we're either about to be very rich or very disintegrated."

Goblin Boarders (Foundations)
Filipe Pagliuso

Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

"SPLIT THE SKULLS AND SPLIT THE SPOILS!" —Breeches, munitions master

Ainok Wayfarer (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Filipe Pagliuso

When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Το mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

"There has to be a faster route through Sagu Jungle. Give me a week."

Clay Revenant (The Brothers' War)
Filipe Pagliuso

This creature enters tapped. {2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Tawnos built his clay statues for durability, not knowing they'd keep fighting long after the war.

Rassilon, the War President (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each noncreature spell you cast from exile has conspire. (As you cast that spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Tarmogoyf Nest (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{1}{G}, {T}: Create a Tarmogoyf token." (It's a {1}{G} Lhurgoyf creature with "Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.")

Amy's Home (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

When you planeswalk to Amy's Home and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. Whenever chaos ensues, time travel. (For each suspended card you own and each permanent you control with a time counter on it, you may add or remove a time counter.)

Strix Serenade (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Filipe Pagliuso

Counter target artifact, creature, or planeswalker spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Some birds sing to nature's beauty and the freedom of the skies. Others simply ask questions.

Food Fight (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Filipe Pagliuso

Artifacts you control have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."

With no time to gather weapons, the dwarves fought the redcaps with anything within reach.

Rampant Frogantua (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Trample This creature gets +10/+10 for each player who has lost the game. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. Put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped.

Kami of Whispered Hopes (March of the Machine)
Filipe Pagliuso

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead. {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is this creature's power.

Ox Drover (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Vigilance This creature can't be blocked by Oxen. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, target opponent creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token and you draw a card.

"Ho, Shaggyfoot! Lumpton, pick up those hooves! Edgewall by sundown or I'll sell the lot of you to a witch!"

Círdan the Shipwright (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Vigilance Secret council — Whenever Círdan enters or attacks, each player secretly votes for a player, then those votes are revealed. Each player draws a card for each vote they received. Each player who received no votes may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Aether Revolt (Modern Horizons 3)
Filipe Pagliuso

Revolt — As long as a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead. Whenever you get one or more {E}, this enchantment deals that much damage to any target.

Shiny Impetus (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Filipe Pagliuso

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Flatline (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

Creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

"We've found the missing people- they're in the walls!" —The Twelfth Doctor

Aether Revolt (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Filipe Pagliuso

Revolt — As long as a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead. Whenever you get one or more {E}, this enchantment deals that much damage to any target.

Ox Drover (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Vigilance This creature can't be blocked by Oxen. Whenever this creature enters or attacks, target opponent creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token and you draw a card.

Círdan the Shipwright (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Vigilance Secret council — Whenever Círdan enters or attacks, each player secretly votes for a player, then those votes are revealed. Each player draws a card for each vote they received. Each player who received no votes may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Gregor, Shrewd Magistrate (Universes Within)
Filipe Pagliuso

Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) Whenever Gregor, Shrewd Magistrate deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its power.

Exotic Orchard (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

In the late stages of a Tyranid invasion, sessile organisms take root in a planet's crust, converting its resources into biomass that can be extracted by the Hive Fleet.

Inventor's Axe (Modern Horizons 3)
Filipe Pagliuso

Flash When this Equipment enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip—Pay {E}{E}.

Fallaji Chaindancer (The Brothers' War)
Filipe Pagliuso

{2}: This creature gains double strike until end of turn.

She was eager to show the invading Yotians how she earned her nickname, "The Sandstorm of Tomakul."

Hermetic Study (Dominaria Remastered)
Filipe Pagliuso

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

"At last! I have discovered a way to weaponize one of Tolaria's most abundant resources: horseshoe crabs."

Winged Boots (Media and Collaboration Promos)
Filipe Pagliuso

Equipped creature has flying and ward {4}. (Whenever equipped creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {4}.) Equip {1}

Grant limitless flight through the clouds, into battle, and across hardwood floors.

Rat in the Hat (Unfinity)
Filipe Pagliuso

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.

While the gremlin, beeble, and squirrel infestations wreaked havoc on the park, Roxi was able to spin the numerous rat colonies as a "robust recycling program."

Island (Assassin's Creed)
Filipe Pagliuso

({T}: Add {U}.)

Forth Eorlingas! (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.

"A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"

Rat in the Hat (Unfinity)
Filipe Pagliuso

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.

While the gremlin, beeble, and squirrel infestations wrecked havoc on the park, Roxi was able to spin the numerous rat colonies as a "robust recycling program."

Rampant Frogantua (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Filipe Pagliuso

Trample This creature gets +10/+10 for each player who has lost the game. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. Put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped.

Grabby Tabby (Unfinity)
Filipe Pagliuso

This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

The milk bottle toss is closed until the rules can be amended.

Scooch (Unfinity)
Filipe Pagliuso

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card.

"What? No, that's ridiculous! Of course the rat doesn't work for the park. I've never seen it before in my life!" —Monoxa, midway manager

Gleaming Geardrake (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Filipe Pagliuso

Flying When this creature enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Rassilon, the War President (Doctor Who)
Filipe Pagliuso

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each noncreature spell you cast from exile has conspire. (As you cast that spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

Approach of the Second Sun (Secret Lair Drop)
Filipe Pagliuso

If this spell was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.

Killing Glare (Foundations Jumpstart)
Filipe Pagliuso

Destroy target creature with power X or less.

"Now really, was that the expression you wanted preserved on your face forever?"