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Secret Base (Unstable)
John Thacker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.

The Order of the Widget doesn't believe in traveling light.

Woe Strider (Theros Beyond Death)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Squirrel (Unstable Tokens)
John Thacker

Woe Strider (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Proficient Pyrodancer (Unfinity)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

When she performed, she was on fire, but in a good way.

Swamp (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

({T}: Add {B}.)

Swamp (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

({T}: Add {B}.)

Shadow Stinger (Zendikar Rising)
John Thacker

Tap another untapped Rogue you control: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Woe Strider (Bloomburrow Commander)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Open the Gates (Ravnica Remastered)
John Thacker

Search your library for a basic land card or Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

"If you don't have a destination in mind, the route is all that matters." —Tamina, district guide

Woe Strider (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Swamp (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

({T}: Add {B}.)

Rabid Bite (Game Night: Free-for-All)
John Thacker

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

A healthy felidar is voracious yet regal. A rabid felidar is nothing more than appetite lashed to frothing jaws.

Undead Sprinter (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
John Thacker

Trample, haste You may cast this card from your graveyard if a non-Zombie creature died this turn. If you do, this creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Taunting Kobold (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
John Thacker

Haste Whenever this creature attacks, goad target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Pozo's heart was full of courage, right up until it was full of elven steel.

Nightmare Moon (Ponies: The Galloping)
John Thacker

Jetmir's Fixer (Streets of New Capenna)
John Thacker

{R}{G}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature instead.

When you lose Jetmir's trust, his family makes sure you lose everything else.

Steadfast Unicorn (The List)
John Thacker

{3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn. (Attacking doesn't cause them to tap.)

Only the good-hearted may set foot in a unicorn's domain.

Rabid Bite (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

A healthy felidar is voracious yet regal. A rabid felidar is nothing more than appetite lashed to frothing jaws.

Rabid Bite (Zendikar Rising)
John Thacker

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

A healthy felidar is voracious yet regal. A rabid felidar is nothing more than appetite lashed to frothing jaws.

Clifftop Lookout (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

Reach When this creature enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Steadfast Unicorn (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
John Thacker

{3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn. (Attacking doesn't cause them to tap.)

Only the good-hearted may set foot in a unicorn's domain.

S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher (Unstable)
John Thacker

{2}{U}, {T}: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.

Passwall Adept (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
John Thacker

{2}{U}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

"My doors are called trespassing, my signatures, forgeries. They don't respect my talents, and I don't respect their labels."

Passwall Adept (Guilds of Ravnica)
John Thacker

{2}{U}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

"My doors are called trespassing, my signatures, forgeries. They don't respect my talents, and I don't respect their labels."

Woe Strider (New Capenna Commander)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Applejack (Secret Lair Drop)
John Thacker

Family Gathering — At the beginning of your end step, put a toy you own onto the battlefield as a 2/2 creature token with that toy's name, colors, and creature types. If the toy has wings, the token has flying. If the toy has a horn, scry 2. If it has neither, create a Food token.

"Believin' in somethin' can help you do amazin' things."

Woe Strider (Theros Beyond Death Promos)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Open the Gates (Ravnica Allegiance)
John Thacker

Search your library for a basic land card or Gate card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

"If you don't have a destination in mind, the route is all that matters." —Tamina, district guide

Goat (Theros Beyond Death Tokens)
John Thacker

Rainbow Dash (Secret Lair Drop)
John Thacker

Flying, haste Whenever a creature you control with flying and/or haste attacks, you get 20% cooler. (You start at 0% coolness.) Sonic Rainboom — {T}: If you're at least 100% cool, add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, draw a card, and reset your coolness.

Swamp (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

({T}: Add {B}.)

Woe Strider (Theros Beyond Death Promos)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

First Pick (Unstable)
John Thacker

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Picking hammers is dangerous, but it's still safer than harvesting saw bushes.

Thistledown Players (Bloomburrow)
John Thacker

Whenever this creature attacks, untap target nonland permanent.

"In hand, a sword to slay the frightful beast; in heart, these words to soothe our frightened kin." —*Lily and the Ember Seed*

Woe Strider (Theros Beyond Death)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.) This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Proficient Pyrodancer (Unfinity)
John Thacker

When this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

When she performed, she was on fire, but in a good way.