Gnarled Professor

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

"Class is in season."

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

"Class is in season."

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

"Class is in season."

Kazandu Nectarpot (Zendikar Rising)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

"The scythe-like forelegs are crucial for its survival, because it tastes really good and every inhabitant of Murasa knows it." —Arhana, Kazandu trapfinder

Mantle of the Wolf (Theros Beyond Death Promos)
Simon Dominic

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

"Be fearless, for a furious rebirth awaits you." —Nylea, god of the hunt

Prickly Marmoset (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

First strike Whenever you cycle a card, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"It's either terrified or extremely mad at us, definitely one of the two." —Jonald, mission naturalist

Orazca Frillback (Jumpstart)
Simon Dominic

The frillbacks of Orazca soak up the sun on their tall spinal fins. They look slow and sleepy—until they catch the scent of prey.

Harmonious Emergence (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Simon Dominic

Enchant land you control Enchanted land is a 4/5 green Spirit creature with vigilance and haste. It's still a land. If enchanted land would be destroyed, instead sacrifice this Aura and that land gains indestructible until end of turn.

Where the spirit and mortal realms overlap, the laws of reality are rewritten.

Zygon Infiltrator (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Body-print — {2}{U}: Tap another target creature and put a stun counter on it. This creature becomes a copy of that creature for as long as that creature remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Vaultborn Tyrant (The Big Score)
Simon Dominic

Trample Whenever this creature or another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card. When this creature dies, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Ancient Gold Dragon (Battle for Baldur's Gate Promos)
Simon Dominic

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to the result.

Wandering Mind (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Octavia, Living Thesis (Commander 2021)
Simon Dominic

This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard. Ward {8} Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn.

The Superlatorium (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

Visit — An opponent chooses "the fastest," "the scariest," or "the weakest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Kirri, Talented Sprout (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Simon Dominic

Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0. At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

"He may be a little green, but trust me, he's far from spineless." —Yuma, proud protector

Mary O'Kill (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)

Crushing Canopy (Guilds of Ravnica)
Simon Dominic

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target enchantment.

"The Dimir may look all they want. We never grow tired of swatting their bugs." —Heruj, Selesnya hierophant

Hour of Devastation (Hour of Devastation Promos)
Simon Dominic

All creatures lose indestructible until end of turn. Hour of Devastation deals 5 damage to each creature and each non-Bolas planeswalker.

"Everything here exists or perishes at my whim. Including you, Gatewatch." —Nicol Bolas

Kinjalli's Sunwing (Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Flying Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

"There are moments when I feel I could fly like the sunwing. Far away I would soar, but always a golden gale pushes me back." —Huatli

Naturalize (Rivals of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

"Better to let the sword go than to lose the arm with it." —Captain Lannery Storm

The Superlatorium (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

Visit — An opponent chooses "the quietest," "the slowest," or "the ugliest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.

Squirming Emergence (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Due to archaic Brazen Coalition guidelines regarding hats, a few mycoids are now technically pirate captains.

Tundra Fumarole (Kaldheim Promos)
Simon Dominic

Tundra Fumarole deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Add {C} for each {S} spent to cast this spell. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

The only thing that smells worse than troll is burnt troll.

Pyroclastic Hellion (Zendikar Rising)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. When you do, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

"The difference between a hellion and a volcano is that volcanoes don't get hungry." —Sachir, Akoum Expeditionary House

Dune Drifter (Aetherdrift)
Simon Dominic

When this Vehicle enters, return target artifact or creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

It was easy for them to replace lost crew members once they reached home turf.

Startling Development (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 4/4. Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Remarkably, dinner continued with no further interruptions.

Rust Monster (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Simon Dominic

First strike Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"They don't seem scary, but then you're suddenly standing there in your underclothes without a weapon. Then everything looks like a threat." —Jarro, battle master

Drowsing Tyrannodon (Core Set 2021)
Simon Dominic

Defender (This creature can't attack.) As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.

What the rangers thought were warning growls turned out to be nothing but monstrous snoring.

Declare Dominance (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. All creatures able to block it this turn do so.

"If you think yourself a chief, then prove your might." —Gar-Tun, Mistvalley silverback

The Superlatorium (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

Visit — An opponent chooses "the cleanest," "the hungriest," or "the strangest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Ruin Crab (Zendikar Rising)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

To an explorer, a priceless treasure. To the crab, a rock to call home.

Kinjalli's Sunwing (Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Flying Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

"There are moments when I feel I could fly like the sunwing. Far away I would soar, but always a golden gale pushes me back." —Huatli

Octavia, Living Thesis (Commander 2021)
Simon Dominic

This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard. Ward {8} Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn.

Calamity Bearer (Kaldheim)
Simon Dominic

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

He'd ignite the World Tree itself if he could.

Kazandu Nectarpot (Foundations Jumpstart)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

"The scythe-like forelegs are crucial for its survival, because it tastes really good and every inhabitant of Murasa knows it." —Arhana, Kazandu trapfinder

Consuming Blob (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Simon Dominic

Consuming Blob's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. At the beginning of your end step, create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1."

Killer Service (New Capenna Commander)
Simon Dominic

When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Calamity Bearer (Kaldheim Promos)
Simon Dominic

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

He'd ignite the World Tree itself if he could.

Uncage the Menagerie (Hour of Devastation)
Simon Dominic

Search your library for up to X creature cards with different names that each have mana value X, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

The destruction of Rhonas's monument released his collection upon the city.

Breena, the Demagogue (Commander 2021)
Simon Dominic

Flying Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, if that opponent has more life than another of your opponents, that attacking player draws a card and you put two +1/+1 counters on a creature you control.

Pteramander (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Simon Dominic

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

White Dragon (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Simon Dominic

Flying Cold Breath — When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Blitz Automaton (The Brothers' War)
Simon Dominic

Prototype {2}{R} — 3/2 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) Haste

While Urza's machines favored defense, Mishra built his to end the war quickly.

Grolnok, the Omnivore (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Frog you control attacks, mill three cards. Whenever a permanent card is put into your graveyard from your library, exile it with a croak counter on it. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards you own in exile with croak counters on them.

Scrap Welder (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Simon Dominic

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

Two-Headed Giant (Dominaria Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature attacks, flip two coins. If both coins come up heads, this creature gains double strike until end of turn. If both coins come up tails, this creature gains menace until end of turn.

He watches the pass in both directions, and all must pay his toll.

Dalek Intensive Care (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn. Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Evolution Sage (Secret Lair Drop)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Rumor Gatherer (The List)
Simon Dominic

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

"It's delightful, the things their owners reveal when they think no one is listening."

Moonrise Cleric (Bloomburrow)
Simon Dominic

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life.

"The sunrisers have entrusted me with their life force. I intend to repay them bountifully."

Zombie (War of the Spark Tokens)
Simon Dominic

Davros, Dalek Creator (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Menace At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn faces a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

Gnottvold Slumbermound (Kaldheim)
Simon Dominic

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {3}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Create a 4/4 green Troll Warrior creature token with trample.

Druid of the Sacred Beaker (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

{T}: Add {G} for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.

Others try to be the best in their class. She strives to be the best in her phylum.

Flowstone Kavu (Dominaria United)
Simon Dominic

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {R}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

The kavu adjusted easily to the Rathi overlay, incorporating the invasive flowstone into their own adaptable forms.

Xira Arien (Dominaria Remastered)
Simon Dominic

Flying {B}{R}{G}, {T}: Target player draws a card.

Her wits are sharp, but her blades are sharper.

Calamity Bearer (Kaldheim Promos)
Simon Dominic

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

He'd ignite the World Tree itself if he could.

Breena, the Demagogue (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Simon Dominic

Flying Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, if that opponent has more life than another of your opponents, that attacking player draws a card and you put two +1/+1 counters on a creature you control.

Rigging Runner (Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

First strike Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

The hook makes him feel brave, and the hat makes him feel fancy.

Split Screen (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it. Play with your libraries' top cards revealed. When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

Consuming Blob (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

Consuming Blob's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. At the beginning of your end step, create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1."

Toxic Scorpion (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

Deathtouch When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

"You want that venom? Collect it yourself! I'm not losing another pair of dragonhide gloves." —Old Rutstein

Evolution Sage (The List)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Ravine Raider (Bloomburrow)
Simon Dominic

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

The path to the Cliff of Heroes is rife with bandits, expertly camouflaged in the dense flora of Valley.

Ranging Raptors (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

They cover their territory like a tide of teeth and claws.

Scrap Welder (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Simon Dominic

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

"This big metal guy will make some amazing wind chimes!"

The Master, Formed Anew (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it. You may have The Master enter as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Revenge of Ravens (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

"Regiments of black crows are flying all over. I do not know what they are about, but I think they are spying out the land." —Gandalf

Pippa, Duchess of Dice (Unsanctioned)
Simon Dominic

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result. {2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

When it came to following her orders, it was do and die.

Moldgraf Millipede (Innistrad Remastered)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Between stitchers, cultists, and scavengers, corpses are in high demand.

Toxic Scorpion (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Simon Dominic

Deathtouch When this creature enters, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

"You want that venom? Collect it yourself! I'm not losing another pair of dragonhide gloves." —Old Rutstein

Kinjalli's Sunwing (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

Flying Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

"There are moments when I feel I could fly like the sunwing. Far away I would soar, but always a golden gale pushes me back." —Huatli

Drowsing Tyrannodon (Foundations Jumpstart)
Simon Dominic

Defender (This creature can't attack.) As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.

What the rangers thought were warning growls turned out to be nothing but monstrous snoring.

The Superlatorium (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

Visit — An opponent chooses "the friendliest," "the smartest," or "the wildest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Mary O'Kill (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Simon Dominic

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)

Drowsing Tyrannodon (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

Defender (This creature can't attack.) As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.

What the rangers thought were warning growls turned out to be nothing but monstrous snoring.

Zygon Infiltrator (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Body-print — {2}{U}: Tap another target creature and put a stun counter on it. This creature becomes a copy of that creature for as long as that creature remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

"Class is in season."

Prickly Marmoset (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

First strike Whenever you cycle a card, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"It's either terrified or extremely mad at us, definitely one of the two." —Jonald, mission naturalist

Curious Altisaur (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

Vigilance, reach Whenever a Dinosaur you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

After long days of squeezing through cramped tunnels, the Sun Empire's dinosaurs were overjoyed to stretch their necks and survey the wonders of the Core.

Pippa, Duchess of Dice (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Simon Dominic

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result. {2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

When it came to following her orders, it was do and die.

Toxrill, the Corrosive (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Uncage the Menagerie (Hour of Devastation Promos)
Simon Dominic

Search your library for up to X creature cards with different names that each have mana value X, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

The destruction of Rhonas's monument released his collection upon the city.

Pollywog Symbiote (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

Each creature spell you cast costs {1} less to cast if it has mutate. Whenever you cast a creature spell, if it has mutate, draw a card, then discard a card.

Aeromunculus (Ravnica Allegiance)
Simon Dominic

Flying {2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

"The absence of binocular vision imposes certain challenges for a flying creature, which are overcome via echolocation." —Simic research notes

Hazel's Brewmaster (Bloomburrow Commander)
Simon Dominic

Menace Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and create a Food token. Foods you control have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with this creature.

Poppet Stitcher (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

Crow of Dark Tidings (Foundations)
Simon Dominic

Flying When this creature enters or dies, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

The Master, Formed Anew (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it. You may have The Master enter as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Old-Fashioned Vampire (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

Flying This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

"Stalking hard or hardly stalking, am I right?"

Nyxborn Seaguard (Theros Beyond Death)
Simon Dominic

"Storm-tossed and broken, Callaphe cried out to deep-dwelling Thassa. Tritons came swiftly to save her, bringing her north to the Lindus." —*The Callapheia*

Horned Loch-Whale (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Simon Dominic

Pie-Eating Contest (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

The pie was outstanding. The cobbler tasted like shoes.

Guttersnipe (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Simon Dominic

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

"I have looked on Moria, and it is very great, but it has become dark and dreadful." —Gimli

Wild Onslaught (Dominaria)
Simon Dominic

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. If this spell was kicked, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control instead.

Arahbo, the First Fang (Foundations Promos)
Simon Dominic

Other Cats you control get +1/+1. Whenever Arahbo or another nontoken Cat you control enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

It's said all cats in the Multiverse trace their lineage back to him, from the meekest kitten to the mightiest lion.

Yuan-Ti Fang-Blade (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Simon Dominic

Deathtouch Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

"The air is sweet with the taste of your fear."

Noxious Groodion (Ravnica Allegiance)
Simon Dominic

Deathtouch

"Behold the groodion! Ichor-slurper, oozing fiend. Foulest wonder underground. Grandest vermin of them all!" —Zalin the Gutter Bard

Akawalli, the Seething Tower (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Descend 4 — As long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, Akawalli gets +2/+2 and has trample. Descend 8 — As long as there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, Akawalli gets an additional +2/+2 and can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer (Modern Horizons 2)
Simon Dominic

Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. Dash {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Grolnok, the Omnivore (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Frog you control attacks, mill three cards. Whenever a permanent card is put into your graveyard from your library, exile it with a croak counter on it. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards you own in exile with croak counters on them.

Troll of Khazad-dûm (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. Swampcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

"A great cave-troll, I think. There is no hope of escape that way." —Gandalf

Territorial Maro (Dominaria United)
Simon Dominic

Domain — Territorial Maro's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of basic land types among lands you control.

The Coalition was more than just treaties and alliances: it was the soul of a world rising up against the invading tide.

Hagra Constrictor (Zendikar Rising)
Simon Dominic

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Ranging Raptors (Game Night 2019)
Simon Dominic

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

They cover their territory like a tide of teeth and claws.

Moldgraf Millipede (Foundations Jumpstart)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Between stitchers, cultists, and scavengers, corpses are in high demand.

Scrap Welder (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Simon Dominic

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

"This big metal guy will make some amazing wind chimes!"

Kinjalli's Sunwing (Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Flying Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

"There are moments when I feel I could fly like the sunwing. Far away I would soar, but always a golden gale pushes me back." —Huatli

Marit Lage (Secret Lair Drop)
Simon Dominic

Flying, indestructible

"Run away! Run away!"

Split Screen (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Simon Dominic

When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it. Play with your libraries' top cards revealed. When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

Ancient Gold Dragon (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Simon Dominic

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. You create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to the result.

Smoldering Egg (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Simon Dominic

Iridescent Hornbeetle (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each +1/+1 counter you've put on creatures under your control this turn.

The hatchlings will fill the jungles of Murasa in a glittering tide.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Simon Dominic

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Displaced Dinosaurs (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

As a historic permanent you control enters, it becomes a 7/7 Dinosaur creature in addition to its other types. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

"Good grief! It's a stegosaurus. What a splendid specimen." —The Third Doctor

Thrun, Breaker of Silence (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Simon Dominic

This spell can't be countered. Trample Thrun can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control. During your turn, Thrun has indestructible.

Rust Monster (The List)
Simon Dominic

First strike Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"They don't seem scary, but then you're suddenly standing there in your underclothes without a weapon. Then everything looks like a threat." —Jarro, battle master

Evolution Sage (Zendikar Rising Commander)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Mantle of the Wolf (Theros Beyond Death)
Simon Dominic

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

"Be fearless, for a furious rebirth awaits you." —Nylea, god of the hunt

Vaultborn Tyrant (The Big Score)
Simon Dominic

Trample Whenever this creature or another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card. When this creature dies, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Smoldering Egg (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

Watermarket (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.

Shopping List Lamp-hand attachment X-ray contact lenses Discount death ray Two-headed hammer Kitten-fish

Hedge Whisperer (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Simon Dominic

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step. {3}{G}, {T}, Collect evidence 4: Target land you control becomes a 5/5 green Plant Boar creature with haste for as long as this creature remains tapped. It's still a land. Activate only as a sorcery. (To collect evidence 4, exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard.)

Killer Service (New Capenna Commander)
Simon Dominic

When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Simon Dominic

Whenever you cast a Myr spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. At the beginning of combat on your turn, untap each Myr you control. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on each Myr you control. Activate only during your turn.

Poppet Stitcher (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Simon Dominic

Prologue to Phyresis (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Simon Dominic

Each opponent gets a poison counter. Draw a card.

"Please, for science, tell me how it feels. Leave nothing out."

Skyclave Shadowcat (Zendikar Rising)
Simon Dominic

{1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.

"Perhaps its distant ancestors were radiant felidars, but no hint of their nobility remains." —Akiri, kor line-slinger

Calamity Bearer (Kaldheim Promos)
Simon Dominic

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

He'd ignite the World Tree itself if he could.

The Superlatorium (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

Visit — An opponent chooses "the funniest," "the smelliest," or "the sturdiest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Blossoming Tortoise (Wilds of Eldraine)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate. Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Zaxara, the Exemplary (Commander 2020)
Simon Dominic

Deathtouch {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, create a 0/0 green Hydra creature token, then put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Scrap Welder (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Simon Dominic

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact with mana value X: Return target artifact card with mana value less than X from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

"This big metal guy will make some amazing wind chimes!"

Grolnok, the Omnivore (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Frog you control attacks, mill three cards. Whenever a permanent card is put into your graveyard from your library, exile it with a croak counter on it. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards you own in exile with croak counters on them.

Star Whale (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Flying, vigilance Other creatures you control have ward {2}. Suspend 6—{1}{U} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{U} and exile it with six time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Barbed Servitor (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Simon Dominic

Indestructible When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.

Silverclad Ferocidons (Rivals of Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

"Control them? No. I gird them in armor and let them loose." —Yacha, Otepec huntmaster

Kirri, Talented Sprout (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Simon Dominic

Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0. At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

"He may be a little green, but trust me, he's far from spineless." —Yuma, proud protector

Blossoming Tortoise (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate. Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Rumor Gatherer (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Simon Dominic

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

"It's delightful, the things their owners reveal when they think no one is listening."

Seafloor Oracle (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Merfolk you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Where the light falls dim and blue on broken ships, secrets lie unclaimed.

The Master, Formed Anew (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it. You may have The Master enter as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Simic Ascendancy (Ravnica Allegiance Promos)
Simon Dominic

{1}{G}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, put that many growth counters on this enchantment. At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has twenty or more growth counters on it, you win the game.

Davros, Dalek Creator (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Menace At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn faces a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

Surgeon General Commander (Unsanctioned)
Simon Dominic

Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Likes: augmentation, fluffy animals, creative templating.

Rampaging War Mammoth (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Simon Dominic

Trample Cycling {X}{2}{R} ({X}{2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, destroy up to X target artifacts.

The Mûmakil of Harad were great beasts, like moving houses, capable of dragging huge towers and engines to war.

Urabrask, Heretic Praetor (Streets of New Capenna Promos)
Simon Dominic

Haste At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Moldgraf Millipede (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Between stitchers, cultists, and scavengers, corpses are in high demand.

Seafloor Oracle (Rivals of Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Merfolk you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Where the light falls dim and blue on broken ships, secrets lie unclaimed.

Overgrown Arch (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Simon Dominic

Defender {T}: You gain 1 life. {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Seafloor Oracle (Rivals of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Merfolk you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Where the light falls dim and blue on broken ships, secrets lie unclaimed.

Killer Service (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Simon Dominic

When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Wandering Mind (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Simon Dominic

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Killer Service (New Capenna Commander)
Simon Dominic

當犀心款待進戰場時，派出若干食品衍生物，其數量等同於你的對手數量。（食品衍生物是具有「{2}，{T}，犧牲此神器：你獲得3點生命」的神器。） 在你的結束步驟開始時，你可以支付{2}並犧牲一個衍生物。若你如此作，則派出一個4/4綠色犀牛／戰士衍生生物。

Evolution Sage (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Barbed Servitor (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Simon Dominic

Indestructible When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Smoldering Egg (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Simon Dominic

Tundra Fumarole (Kaldheim)
Simon Dominic

Tundra Fumarole deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Add {C} for each {S} spent to cast this spell. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Blossoming Tortoise (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate. Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Biowaste Blob (Commander Legends)
Simon Dominic

Oozes you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a commander, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

"The Simic will be fined for contaminating the waterways. In the meantime, seize that blob!" —Arrester Polgar

Silverclad Ferocidons (Rivals of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

"Control them? No. I gird them in armor and let them loose." —Yacha, Otepec huntmaster

Steel Leaf Champion (Dominaria Promos)
Simon Dominic

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Segovian Angel (The List)
Simon Dominic

Flying, vigilance

When Worzel summoned Segovian angels to fight Thomil's Gargantikari gnats, the ensuing battle numbered among the Multiverse's least destructive.

Goliath Hatchery (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Simon Dominic

When this enchantment enters, create two 3/3 green Phyrexian Beast creature tokens with toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.) Corrupted — At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, choose a creature you control, then draw cards equal to its total toxic value.

Sprite Dragon (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

Flying, haste Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Consuming Blob (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Simon Dominic

Consuming Blob's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. At the beginning of your end step, create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1."

Davros, Dalek Creator (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Menace At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn faces a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

Consuming Blob (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Simon Dominic

Consuming Blob's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. At the beginning of your end step, create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1."

Bramble Familiar (Wilds of Eldraine)
Simon Dominic

Tundra Fumarole (Kaldheim)
Simon Dominic

Tundra Fumarole deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Add {C} for each {S} spent to cast this spell. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

The only thing that smells worse than troll is burnt troll.

Swarm Guildmage (Guilds of Ravnica)
Simon Dominic

{4}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) {1}{G}, {T}: You gain 2 life.

Pteramander (Ravnica Remastered)
Simon Dominic

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Troll of Khazad-dûm (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. Swampcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

"A great cave-troll, I think. There is no hope of escape that way." —Gandalf

Sidar Jabari of Zhalfir (March of the Machine Commander)
Simon Dominic

Eminence — Whenever you attack with one or more Knights, if Sidar Jabari is in the command zone or on the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card. Flying, first strike Whenever Sidar Jabari deals combat damage to a player, return target Knight creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Barbed Servitor (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Simon Dominic

Indestructible When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.

Squirming Emergence (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Due to archaic Brazen Coalition guidelines regarding hats, a few mycoids are now technically pirate captains.

Pteramander (Ravnica Remastered)
Simon Dominic

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Taigam, Sidisi's Hand (Commander Masters)
Simon Dominic

Skip your draw step. At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. {B}, {T}, Exile X cards from your graveyard: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Triumphant Chomp (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Triumphant Chomp deals damage to target creature equal to 2 or the greatest power among Dinosaurs you control, whichever is greater.

With crunchy outer shells and juicy innards, cave crawlers quickly became a favorite snack of the Sun Empire's dinosaur companions.

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

"Class is in season."

Displaced Dinosaurs (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

As a historic permanent you control enters, it becomes a 7/7 Dinosaur creature in addition to its other types. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

"Good grief! It's a stegosaurus. What a splendid specimen." —The Third Doctor

Pie-Eating Contest (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

The pie was outstanding. The cobbler tasted like shoes.

Calamity Bearer (Kaldheim)
Simon Dominic

If a Giant source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Serpent Assassin (Foundations Jumpstart)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonblack creature.

"Patrol didn't find a single footprint, Captain. We should be safe to rest here." —Lowell, army scout

Goliath Hatchery (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Simon Dominic

When this enchantment enters, create two 3/3 green Phyrexian Beast creature tokens with toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.) Corrupted — At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, choose a creature you control, then draw cards equal to its total toxic value.

Apex Altisaur (Commander 2019)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

It brings belligerence to new heights.

Silverclad Ferocidons (Rivals of Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice.

"Control them? No. I gird them in armor and let them loose." —Yacha, Otepec huntmaster

Sidar Jabari of Zhalfir (March of the Machine Commander)
Simon Dominic

Eminence — Whenever you attack with one or more Knights, if Sidar Jabari is in the command zone or on the battlefield, draw a card, then discard a card. Flying, first strike Whenever Sidar Jabari deals combat damage to a player, return target Knight creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Toxrill, the Corrosive (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
Simon Dominic

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Seafloor Oracle (Rivals of Ixalan Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Merfolk you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Where the light falls dim and blue on broken ships, secrets lie unclaimed.

Evolution Sage (War of the Spark)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Surgeon General Commander (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Simon Dominic

Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card. {T}: Add {W}, {U}, {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Likes: augmentation, fluffy animals, creative templating.

Urabrask, Heretic Praetor (Streets of New Capenna)
Simon Dominic

Haste At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Ranging Raptors (Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

They cover their territory like a tide of teeth and claws.

Orazca Frillback (Rivals of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

The frillbacks of Orazca soak up the sun on their tall spinal fins. They look slow and sleepy—until they catch the scent of prey.

Squirming Emergence (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Due to archaic Brazen Coalition guidelines regarding hats, a few mycoids are now technically pirate captains.

Rampaging War Mammoth (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Simon Dominic

Trample Cycling {X}{2}{R} ({X}{2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, destroy up to X target artifacts.

The Mûmakil of Harad were great beasts, like moving houses, capable of dragging huge towers and engines to war.

Moldgraf Millipede (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Between stitchers, cultists, and scavengers, corpses are in high demand.

Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer (Modern Horizons 2 Timeshifts)
Simon Dominic

Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. Dash {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Wandering Mind (Innistrad Remastered)
Simon Dominic

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Fin-Clade Fugitives (Commander Legends)
Simon Dominic

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. Encore {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Blisterspit Gremlin (Jumpstart 2022)
Simon Dominic

{1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.

"Ah, we have a critic." —Orthion, Lavabrink captain

Shelob's Ambush (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

A criatura alvo recebe +1/+2 e ganha toque mortífero até o final do turno. Crie uma ficha de Comida. (Ela é um artefato com "{2}, {T}, sacrifique este artefato: Você ganha 3 pontos de vida".)

Enquanto Frodo corria, sedento, exultante por estar livre, Laracna lhe veio por trás com terrível velocidade e o ferroou no pescoço.

Taigam, Sidisi's Hand (Commander 2017)
Simon Dominic

Skip your draw step. At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. {B}, {T}, Exile X cards from your graveyard: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Octavia, Living Thesis (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Simon Dominic

This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard. Ward {8} Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn.

Experimental Frenzy (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Simon Dominic

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. You can't play lands or cast spells from your hand. {3}{R}: Destroy this enchantment.

Turns out coffee is the weird aunt of invention.

Rumor Gatherer (Streets of New Capenna)
Simon Dominic

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

"It's delightful, the things their owners reveal when they think no one is listening."

Toxrill, the Corrosive (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Simon Dominic

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Generous Ent (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

Reichweite Wenn der Großzügige Ent ins Spiel kommt, erzeuge einen Speise-Spielstein. (Er ist ein Artefakt mit „{2}, {T}, opfere dieses Artefakt: Du erhältst 3 Lebenspunkte dazu.") Waldumwandlung {1} ({1}, wirf diese Karte ab: Durchsuche deine Bibliothek nach einer Wald-Karte, zeige sie offen vor, nimm sie auf deine Hand und mische danach.)

Poppet Stitcher (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Simon Dominic

Reality Scramble (Commander 2018)
Simon Dominic

Put target permanent you own on the bottom of your library. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card that shares a card type with that permanent. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Rampaging War Mammoth (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Simon Dominic

Trample Cycling {X}{2}{R} ({X}{2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, destroy up to X target artifacts.

The Mûmakil of Harad were great beasts, like moving houses, capable of dragging huge towers and engines to war.

Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer (Modern Horizons 2 Promos)
Simon Dominic

Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. Dash {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Declare Dominance (Core Set 2019)
Simon Dominic

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. All creatures able to block it this turn do so.

"If you think yourself a chief, then prove your might." —Gar-Tun, Mistvalley silverback

Two-Headed Giant (Dominaria)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature attacks, flip two coins. If both coins come up heads, this creature gains double strike until end of turn. If both coins come up tails, this creature gains menace until end of turn.

He watches the pass in both directions, and all must pay his toll.

Rumor Gatherer (Streets of New Capenna)
Simon Dominic

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, scry 1. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, draw a card instead.

"It's delightful, the things their owners reveal when they think no one is listening."

Moldgraf Millipede (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Between stitchers, cultists, and scavengers, corpses are in high demand.

Ruin Crab (The List)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

To an explorer, a priceless treasure. To the crab, a rock to call home.

Windfall (Secret Lair Drop)
Simon Dominic

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

"Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a class-five full-roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too!" —Dr. Raymond Stantz

Hackrobat (Ravnica Allegiance)
Simon Dominic

Spectacle {B}{R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) {B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. {R}: This creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

"They all want to see me fall."

Taigam, Ojutai Master (Commander 2017)
Simon Dominic

Instant, sorcery, and Dragon spells you control can't be countered. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand, if Taigam attacked this turn, that spell gains rebound. (Exile the spell as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast that card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Reality Scramble (The List)
Simon Dominic

Put target permanent you own on the bottom of your library. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card that shares a card type with that permanent. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Generous Ent (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

Reach When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Forestcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Two-Headed Giant (The List)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature attacks, flip two coins. If both coins come up heads, this creature gains double strike until end of turn. If both coins come up tails, this creature gains menace until end of turn.

He watches the pass in both directions, and all must pay his toll.

Arahbo, the First Fang (Foundations)
Simon Dominic

Other Cats you control get +1/+1. Whenever Arahbo or another nontoken Cat you control enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

It's said all cats in the Multiverse trace their lineage back to him, from the meekest kitten to the mightiest lion.

Segovian Angel (Modern Horizons)
Simon Dominic

Flying, vigilance

When Worzel summoned Segovian angels to fight Thomil's Gargantikari gnats, the ensuing battle numbered among the Multiverse's least destructive.

Mountain (Jurassic World Collection)
Simon Dominic

Lumbering Battlement (Ravnica Allegiance Promos)
Simon Dominic

Vigilance When this creature enters, exile any number of other nontoken creatures you control until it leaves the battlefield. This creature gets +2/+2 for each card exiled with it.

Arahbo, the First Fang (Foundations)
Simon Dominic

Other Cats you control get +1/+1. Whenever Arahbo or another nontoken Cat you control enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

It's said all cats in the Multiverse trace their lineage back to him, from the meekest kitten to the mightiest lion.

Urabrask, Heretic Praetor (Streets of New Capenna)
Simon Dominic

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Frenzied Rage (Dominaria)
Simon Dominic

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

"The heat in our hearts sometimes rises to the surface." —Valduk, keeper of the Flame

Smoldering Egg (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Simon Dominic

Mantle of the Wolf (Theros Beyond Death Promos)
Simon Dominic

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

"Be fearless, for a furious rebirth awaits you." —Nylea, god of the hunt

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Hazel's Brewmaster (Bloomburrow Commander)
Simon Dominic

Menace Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard and create a Food token. Foods you control have all activated abilities of all creature cards exiled with this creature.

Evolution Sage (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Thrun, Breaker of Silence (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Simon Dominic

This spell can't be countered. Trample Thrun can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control. During your turn, Thrun has indestructible.

Innocuous Researcher (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Simon Dominic

Parley — Whenever this creature attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you investigate. Then each player draws a card. At the beginning of your end step, you may untap all lands you control. If you do, you can't cast spells until your next turn.

Generous Ent (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

Reach When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Forestcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Iridescent Hornbeetle (Zendikar Rising)
Simon Dominic

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each +1/+1 counter you've put on creatures under your control this turn.

The hatchlings will fill the jungles of Murasa in a glittering tide.

Secret Base (Unstable)
Simon Dominic

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with this land.

"WARNING: Do not feed the rhinopus." —Crossbreed Labs campus advisory

Scrapyard Recombiner (Modern Horizons)
Simon Dominic

Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.) {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for a Construct card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Mantle of the Wolf (Theros Beyond Death)
Simon Dominic

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.

Crushing Canopy (The List)
Simon Dominic

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target enchantment.

"The Dimir may look all they want. We never grow tired of swatting their bugs." —Heruj, Selesnya hierophant

The Master, Formed Anew (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it. You may have The Master enter as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Bramble Familiar (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Simon Dominic

Davros, Dalek Creator (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Menace At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn faces a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

Impervious Greatwurm (Guilds of Ravnica)
Simon Dominic

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Indestructible

The ultimate answer to intrigue and subtlety.

Evolution Sage (New Capenna Commander)
Simon Dominic

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"To care for yourself, cultivate the world. To care for the world, cultivate yourself."

Breena, the Demagogue (Commander 2021)
Simon Dominic

Flying Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, if that opponent has more life than another of your opponents, that attacking player draws a card and you put two +1/+1 counters on a creature you control.

Xira Arien (Dominaria Remastered)
Simon Dominic

Flying {B}{R}{G}, {T}: Target player draws a card.

Her wits are sharp, but her blades are sharper.

Consuming Blob (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Simon Dominic

Consuming Blob's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. At the beginning of your end step, create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1."

Blossoming Tortoise (Wilds of Eldraine)
Simon Dominic

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate. Land creatures you control get +1/+1.

Zaxara, the Exemplary (Dominaria United Commander)
Simon Dominic

Deathtouch {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, create a 0/0 green Hydra creature token, then put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Shelob's Ambush (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

Target creature gets +1/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

As Frodo ran forward, eager, rejoicing to be free, Shelob with hideous speed came behind and stung him in the neck.

Glimmerbell (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

Flying {1}{U}: Untap this creature.

"Their paths aren't random, but they don't float with the wind. Could they be following surges in crystalline energy?" —Naireh, Ketria elementalist

Poppet Stitcher (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Simon Dominic

Experimental Frenzy (Guilds of Ravnica)
Simon Dominic

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. You can't play lands or cast spells from your hand. {3}{R}: Destroy this enchantment.

Turns out coffee is the weird aunt of invention.

Blisterspit Gremlin (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

{1}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, untap this creature.

"Ah, we have a critic." —Orthion, Lavabrink captain

Watermarket (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Simon Dominic

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.

Shopping List Lamp-hand attachment X-ray contact lenses Discount death ray Two-headed hammer Kitten-fish

Pteramander (Ravnica Allegiance)
Simon Dominic

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

The Superlatorium (Unfinity)
Simon Dominic

Visit — An opponent chooses "the cutest," "the loudest," or "the strongest." You choose a creature, then ask a person outside the game to choose the creature that best fits the chosen criteria. If they chose the same creature you chose, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice The Superlatorium and open an Attraction.

Moldgraf Millipede (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card in your graveyard. (To mill three cards, put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Between stitchers, cultists, and scavengers, corpses are in high demand.

Tundra Fumarole (Kaldheim Promos)
Simon Dominic

Tundra Fumarole deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Add {C} for each {S} spent to cast this spell. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

The only thing that smells worse than troll is burnt troll.

Curious Altisaur (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

Vigilance, reach Whenever a Dinosaur you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

After long days of squeezing through cramped tunnels, the Sun Empire's dinosaurs were overjoyed to stretch their necks and survey the wonders of the Core.

Biowaste Blob (Commander Legends)
Simon Dominic

Oozes you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a commander, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Horned Loch-Whale (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Simon Dominic

Wandering Mind (Innistrad Remastered)
Simon Dominic

Flying When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Star Whale (Doctor Who)
Simon Dominic

Flying, vigilance Other creatures you control have ward {2}. Suspend 6—{1}{U} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{U} and exile it with six time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Innocuous Researcher (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Simon Dominic

Parley — Whenever this creature attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you investigate. Then each player draws a card. At the beginning of your end step, you may untap all lands you control. If you do, you can't cast spells until your next turn.

Startling Development (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 4/4. Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Remarkably, dinner continued with no further interruptions.

Hour of Devastation (Hour of Devastation)
Simon Dominic

All creatures lose indestructible until end of turn. Hour of Devastation deals 5 damage to each creature and each non-Bolas planeswalker.

"Everything here exists or perishes at my whim. Including you, Gatewatch." —Nicol Bolas

Gnarled Professor (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Simon Dominic

Trample When this creature enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

"Class is in season."

Seafloor Oracle (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

Whenever a Merfolk you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Where the light falls dim and blue on broken ships, secrets lie unclaimed.

Bramble Familiar (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Simon Dominic

Impervious Greatwurm (Double Masters 2022)
Simon Dominic

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Indestructible

The ultimate answer to intrigue and subtlety.

Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Simon Dominic

Whenever you cast a Myr spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. At the beginning of combat on your turn, untap each Myr you control. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on each Myr you control. Activate only during your turn.

Avian Oddity (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

Flying Cycling {2}{U} ({2}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, put a flying counter on target creature you control.

Barbed Servitor (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Simon Dominic

Indestructible When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.

Apex Altisaur (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

It brings belligerence to new heights.

Pond Prophet (Bloomburrow)
Simon Dominic

When this creature enters, draw a card.

"The rainfall brings us news of the world around us. I've learned a lot, but most of all I've learned that it's very exciting out there!"

Pteramander (The List)
Simon Dominic

Flying {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put four +1/+1 counters on it.)

Squirming Emergence (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Simon Dominic

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Due to archaic Brazen Coalition guidelines regarding hats, a few mycoids are now technically pirate captains.

Arni Slays the Troll (Kaldheim)
Simon Dominic

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control. II — Add {R}. Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature you control. III — You gain life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Thrun, Breaker of Silence (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Simon Dominic

This spell can't be countered. Trample Thrun can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control. During your turn, Thrun has indestructible.

Horned Loch-Whale (Wilds of Eldraine)
Simon Dominic

Pollywog Symbiote (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Simon Dominic

Each creature spell you cast costs {1} less to cast if it has mutate. Whenever you cast a creature spell, if it has mutate, draw a card, then discard a card.

It always knew it was destined to be more than a frog.

Lumbering Battlement (Ravnica Allegiance)
Simon Dominic

Vigilance When this creature enters, exile any number of other nontoken creatures you control until it leaves the battlefield. This creature gets +2/+2 for each card exiled with it.

Killer Service (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Simon Dominic

When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Urabrask, Heretic Praetor (Streets of New Capenna Promos)
Simon Dominic

Haste At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Glimmerbell (Foundations Jumpstart)
Simon Dominic

Flying {1}{U}: Untap this creature.

"Their paths aren't random, but they don't float with the wind. Could they be following surges in crystalline energy?" —Naireh, Ketria elementalist

Toxrill, the Corrosive (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
Simon Dominic

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control. Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them. Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token. {U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Shelob's Ambush (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Simon Dominic

Target creature gets +1/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

As Frodo ran forward, eager, rejoicing to be free, Shelob with hideous speed came behind and stung him in the neck.