Ironhoof Ox

Ironhoof Ox (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

The good news is it's vegetarian. The bad news is it just doesn't like you.

River Bear (The List)
Una Fricker

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

The bears had been isolated on an island for hundreds of years, until the island sank and the bears didn't.

Caribou Range (Fifth Edition)
Una Fricker

Enchant land you control Enchanted land has "{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Caribou creature token." Sacrifice a Caribou token: You gain 1 life.

Wasteland (Mystery Booster 2)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise." —Oracle *en*-Vec

Wasteland (World Championship Decks 1998)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise." —Oracle *en*-Vec

Extinction (The List)
Una Fricker

Destroy all creatures of the creature type of your choice.

"I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them." —Volrath

Lone Wolf (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Monstrous Growth (Starter 2000)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

The nightstalkers' little game of tease-the-squirrel suddenly took an unexpected turn.

Dementia Sliver (Time Spiral)
Una Fricker

All Slivers have "{T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent reveals a card at random from their hand. If that card has the chosen name, that player discards it. Activate only during your turn."

Thieving Magpie (The List)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Rayne once made several unkind comparisons between the bird's naked opportunism and Urza's.

Whiptail Wurm (Portal)
Una Fricker

It's hard to say for certain which end is more dangerous.

Tree Monkey (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

"They serve the world best on a platter with shallots and onions." —Talas sailor

Grizzly Bears (Fifth Edition)
Una Fricker

Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you.

Muck Rats (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

"Just as some fool said it couldn't get worse, the rats began to show up." —Alaborn soldier

Duskrider Peregrine (Time Spiral)
Una Fricker

Flying, protection from black Suspend 3—{1}{W} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{W} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Man-o'-War (The List)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Coral Eel (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

Some fishers like to eat eels, and some eels like to eat fishers.

Cloudchaser Eagle (Tempest)
Una Fricker

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target enchantment.

When the eagle catches a cloud, it tears it into strips that fall to earth. —Vec myth of the rains

Wasteland (Magic Player Rewards 2001)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." —T. S. Eliot, "The Waste Land"

Man-o'-War (Portal)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Repopulate (Urza's Legacy)
Una Fricker

Shuffle all creature cards from target player's graveyard into that player's library. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Whiptail Wurm (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

It's hard to say for certain which end is more dangerous.

River Bear (Ninth Edition)
Una Fricker

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

The bears had been isolated on an island for hundreds of years, until the island sank and the bears didn't.

Hidden Gibbons (Urza's Legacy)
Una Fricker

When an opponent casts an instant spell, if this permanent is an enchantment, it becomes a 4/4 Ape creature.

When these apes want something, it's a matter of gibbon take.

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 2000)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Thieving Magpie (Duels of the Planeswalkers)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Other birds collect twigs for their nests. Magpies collect jewels for theirs.

Uktabi Orangutan (Arena League 2000)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Mountain Goat (Portal)
Una Fricker

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

Only the heroic and the mad follow mountain goat trails.

Thieving Magpie (Dominaria Remastered)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Rayne once made several unkind comparisons between the bird's naked opportunism and Urza's.

Feral Instinct (Visions)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

"If a rhino's head is lower than its shoulders, trust me—it is *not* praying." —Mwani, Mtenda herder

Coral Eel (Eighth Edition)
Una Fricker

Some fishers like to eat eels, and some eels like to eat fishers.

Might of Old Krosa (The List)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you cast this spell during your main phase, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Sometimes even humble forest creatures were gifted with mighty emanations from the past.

Manta Ray (Weatherlight)
Una Fricker

This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. This creature can't be blocked except by blue creatures. When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.

Storm Crow (Classic Sixth Edition)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 1999)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Thieving Magpie (Urza's Destiny)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Rayne once made several unkind comparisons between the bird's naked opportunism and Urza's.

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 1997)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Wasteland (World Championship Decks 1999)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise." —Oracle *en*-Vec

Uktabi Kong (Unhinged)
Una Fricker

Trample When this creature enters, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

"I desire the acquisition of a potassium-rich fruit comestible of *substantial* magnitude."

Grizzly Bears (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

Don't worry about provoking grizzly bears; they come that way.

Lone Wolf (Eighth Edition)
Una Fricker

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

A wolf without a pack is either a survivor or a brute.

Extinction (Tempest)
Una Fricker

Destroy all creatures of the creature type of your choice.

"I once had an entire race killed just to listen to the rattling of their dried bones as I waded through them." —Volrath

Storm Crow (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.

Thieving Magpie (Tenth Edition)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Other birds collect twigs for their nests. Magpies collect jewels for theirs.

Wasteland (Tempest)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise." —Oracle *en*-Vec

Wasteland (World Championship Decks 1998)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise." —Oracle *en*-Vec

Ironhoof Ox (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

The good news is it's vegetarian. The bad news is it just doesn't like you.

Monstrous Growth (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

The nightstalkers' little game of tease-the-squirrel suddenly took an unexpected turn.

Armored Pegasus (Battle Royale Box Set)
Una Fricker

Flying

"I always charge a little extra to take on a pegasus. They fly like eagles, kick like mules, and hide like hermits." —Tahli *en*-Dal, bounty hunter

Thieving Magpie (Ninth Edition)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Other birds collect twigs for their nests. Magpies steal jewels for theirs.

Cloudchaser Eagle (World Championship Decks 1998)
Una Fricker

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target enchantment.

When the eagle catches a cloud, it tears it into strips that fall to earth. —Vec myth of the rains

Teferi's Imp (Mirage)
Una Fricker

Flying Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.) Whenever this creature phases out, discard a card. Whenever this creature phases in, draw a card.

Made you look.

Fylamarid (Tempest)
Una Fricker

Flying This creature can't be blocked by blue creatures. {U}: Target creature becomes blue until end of turn.

Phantom Wings (Weatherlight)
Una Fricker

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has flying. Sacrifice this Aura: Return enchanted creature to its owner's hand.

"But you *said* 'when goats fly!'" Squee whined.

Gibbering Hyenas (Mirage)
Una Fricker

This creature can't block black creatures.

Hyenas laughing—what's the joke? —Femeref phrase meaning "that's not funny"

Sandbar Crocodile (Mirage)
Una Fricker

Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)

"We've run aground sandbars before, but today, a sandbar ran aground us." —Kipkemboi, Kukemssa pirate

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 1999)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Might of Old Krosa (Time Spiral Remastered)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you cast this spell during your main phase, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Sometimes even humble forest creatures were gifted with mighty emanations from the past.

Bloated Toad (Urza's Legacy)
Una Fricker

Protection from blue Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Striped Bears (Weatherlight)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, draw a card.

"The bear is never cautious—which is why it wasn't born a human." —Mirri of the *Weatherlight*

Coral Eel (Ninth Edition)
Una Fricker

Some fishers like to eat eels, and some eels like to eat fishers.

Roc Hatchling (Weatherlight)
Una Fricker

This creature enters with four shell counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a shell counter from this creature. As long as this creature has no shell counters on it, it gets +3/+2 and has flying.

Uktabi Orangutan (Visions)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Charging Rhino (Portal)
Una Fricker

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

A rhino rarely uses its horn to announce its charge, only to end it.

Lone Wolf (Urza's Legacy)
Una Fricker

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

A wolf without a pack is either a survivor or a brute.

Storm Crow (Portal)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.

Storm Crow (Portal)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.

Freewind Falcon (Anthologies)
Una Fricker

Flying, protection from red

"That does it! I'm going back to hunting chickens!" —Rhirhok, goblin archer

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 1997)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Wasteland (World Championship Decks 1999)
Una Fricker

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

"The land promises nothing and keeps its promise." —Oracle *en*-Vec

Armored Pegasus (Tempest)
Una Fricker

Flying

"I always charge a little extra to take on a pegasus. They fly like eagles, kick like mules, and hide like hermits." —Tahli *en*-Dal, bounty hunter

Golden Bear (The List)
Una Fricker

The elvish scout was scrupulous about the truth. She told the traders that gold lay nearby.

Circling Vultures (Weatherlight)
Una Fricker

Flying You may discard this card any time you could cast an instant. At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you exile the top creature card of your graveyard.

Gang of Elk (Urza's Legacy)
Una Fricker

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.

The elk is Gaea's favorite, who wears the forest on its brow.

Bay Falcon (Mirage)
Una Fricker

Flying, vigilance

"Wear the falcon's feathers in your hair— be fast as the falcon, bright as the Sun." —"Rise on Wings," Zhalfirin song

Coral Eel (Portal)
Una Fricker

Some fishers like to eat eels, and some eels like to eat fishers.

Man-o'-War (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Beauty to the eye does not always translate to the touch.

Grizzly Bears (Classic Sixth Edition)
Una Fricker

Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you.

Freewind Falcon (Visions)
Una Fricker

Flying, protection from red

"That does it! I'm going back to hunting chickens!" —Rhirhok, goblin archer

Duskrider Peregrine (Time Spiral Remastered)
Una Fricker

Flying, protection from black Suspend 3—{1}{W} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{W} and exile it with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Monstrous Growth (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

The nightstalkers' little game of tease-the-squirrel suddenly took an unexpected turn.

Might of Old Krosa (Time Spiral)
Una Fricker

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you cast this spell during your main phase, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Sometimes even humble forest creatures were gifted with mighty emanations from the past.

River Bear (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

The bears had been isolated on an island for hundreds of years, until the island sank and the bears didn't.

Storm Crow (The List)
Una Fricker

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.

Uktabi Orangutan (Classic Sixth Edition)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Dakmor Bat (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

Flying

The bat thrives on what underestimates it.

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 1998)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Golden Bear (Portal Second Age)
Una Fricker

The elvish scout was scrupulous about the truth. She told the traders that gold lay nearby.

Muck Rats (Starter 1999)
Una Fricker

"Just as some fool said it couldn't get worse, the rats began to show up." —Foot soldier

Uktabi Orangutan (World Championship Decks 1997)
Una Fricker

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

"Is it true that the apes wear furs of gold when they marry?" —Rana, Suq'Ata market fool

Screeching Harpy (Tempest)
Una Fricker

Flying {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

"They are called 'fowl' for a reason." —Mirri of the *Weatherlight*