Thalia and The Gitrog Monster

Thalia and The Gitrog Monster (March of the Machine)
Sami Makkonen

First strike, deathtouch You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped. Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

Thalia and The Gitrog Monster (March of the Machine Promos)
Howard Lyon

First strike, deathtouch You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped. Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

Thalia and The Gitrog Monster (March of the Machine Promos)
Howard Lyon

First strike, deathtouch You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped. Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

Thalia and The Gitrog Monster (March of the Machine)
Howard Lyon

First strike, deathtouch You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped. Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

Hamlet Vanguard (Innistrad: Double Feature)
PINDURSKI

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Mutual Destruction (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
PINDURSKI

This spell has flash as long as you control a permanent with flash. As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Destroy target creature.

Hunter and hunted both died thinking they had outwitted the other.

Kitesail Cleric (Zendikar Rising)
PINDURSKI

Kicker {2}{W} (You may pay an additional {2}{W} as you cast this spell.) Flying When this creature enters, if it was kicked, tap up to two target creatures.

Too flashy to ignore. Too fast to catch.

Nightshade Harvester (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
PINDURSKI

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 1 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

"Anywhere the moonlight touches—that's my garden."

Shoreline Looter (Bloomburrow)
PINDURSKI

This creature can't be blocked. Threshold — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then discard a card unless seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

A water skimmer's ability to sense danger in the slightest ripple makes them a prized companion for Long River trawlers.

Nightshade Harvester (Commander Legends)
PINDURSKI

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 1 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

"Anywhere the moonlight touches—that's my garden."

Rite of the Dragoncaller (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

All at once, a quiet world was seized by wings, claws, fangs, and fire.

Glorious Protector (Kaldheim Promos)
PINDURSKI

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may exile any number of non-Angel creatures you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Foretell {2}{W}

Selfless Samurai (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
PINDURSKI

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gains lifelink until end of turn. Sacrifice this creature: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Threnody Singer (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

Flash Flying When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is your devotion to blue. (Each {U} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.)

Thunderhead Squadron (March of the Machine)
PINDURSKI

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Flying

Just as all seemed lost, the griffin riders of Zhalfir arrived with the force of a gathered storm.

Field Research (Zendikar Rising)
PINDURSKI

Kicker {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell.) Draw two cards. If this spell was kicked, draw three cards instead.

"In the field, speed-reading is a survival skill."

Memory Drain (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

Counter target spell. Scry 2.

Alythos sat and stared blankly out over the glassy oceans of Nerono, trying in vain to remember what he knew he had forgotten.

Keen-Eyed Curator (Bloomburrow)
PINDURSKI

As long as there are four or more card types among cards exiled with this creature, it gets +4/+4 and has trample. {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

"Now this one's a real collector's item. They say Lily Emberseed herself drank from this mug when she was still Lily of Valley."

Emperor Mihail II (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
PINDURSKI

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Merfolk spells from the top of your library. Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token.

Rite of the Dragoncaller (Foundations Promos)
PINDURSKI

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

All at once, a quiet world was seized by wings, claws, fangs, and fire.

Mortality Spear (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
PINDURSKI

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you gained life this turn. Destroy target nonland permanent.

"Death is my life's work."

Magic Missile (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
PINDURSKI

This spell can't be countered. Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

Ruthless Technomancer (Neon Dynasty Commander)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature you control. If you do, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to that creature's power. {2}{B}, Sacrifice X artifacts: Return target creature card with power X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. X can't be 0.

Angelic Quartermaster (Innistrad: Double Feature)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.

"Stand strong. We will reclaim the dawn."

Enigmatic Incarnation (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another enchantment. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed enchantment's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Hard Cover (Core Set 2020)
PINDURSKI

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and has "{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card."

A good book is a refuge, but a great book is a fortress.

Dominating Vampire (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

"You can join me or feed me. Choose fast."

Dominating Vampire (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

"You can join me or feed me. Choose fast."

Dominating Vampire (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

"You can join me or feed me. Choose fast."

Enigmatic Incarnation (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another enchantment. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed enchantment's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Zul Ashur, Lich Lord (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Ward—Pay 2 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2 life.) {T}: You may cast target Zombie creature card from your graveyard this turn.

While her foes took stock of their casualties, she ordered hers to renew the assault.

Glorious Protector (Kaldheim Promos)
PINDURSKI

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may exile any number of non-Angel creatures you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Foretell {2}{W}

Nightshade Harvester (Commander Legends)
PINDURSKI

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 1 life. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Eddymurk Crab (Bloomburrow)
PINDURSKI

Flash This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. This creature enters tapped if it's not your turn. When this creature enters, tap up to two target creatures.

Legion Angel (Zendikar Rising)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, you may reveal a card you own named Legion Angel from outside the game and put it into your hand.

Thrill of Possibility (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
PINDURSKI

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

As the infection spread, Nahiri's thoughts grew tangled. She needed to protect what she loved from Phyrexia... or maybe only Phyrexia could protect what she loved.

Igneous Inspiration (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
PINDURSKI

Igneous Inspiration deals 3 damage to any target. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Prismari fosters a burning need to create.

Hamlet Vanguard (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
PINDURSKI

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Zul Ashur, Lich Lord (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Ward—Pay 2 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2 life.) {T}: You may cast target Zombie creature card from your graveyard this turn.

While her foes took stock of their casualties, she ordered hers to renew the assault.

Magic Missile (The List)
PINDURSKI

This spell can't be countered. Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

A tried-and-true favorite of many wizards, whatever their school.

Dominating Vampire (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

"You can join me or feed me. Choose fast."

Duress (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
PINDURSKI

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Give of yourself, for compleation awaits the cleansed." —Nokar, priest of Sheoldred

Dominating Vampire (Innistrad: Double Feature)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

"You can join me or feed me. Choose fast."

Arena Trickster (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

"It's not enough to surprise your opponent. You have to delight the crowd as well."

Cataclysmic Prospecting (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
PINDURSKI

Cataclysmic Prospecting deals X damage to each creature. For each mana from a Desert spent to cast this spell, create a tapped Treasure token.

"Now *that's* how you strike gold!" —Jolene, plundering pugilist

Legion Angel (Zendikar Rising Promos)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, you may reveal a card you own named Legion Angel from outside the game and put it into your hand.

"We are many, and righteous."

Enigmatic Incarnation (Theros Beyond Death Promos)
PINDURSKI

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another enchantment. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed enchantment's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Elite Guardmage (War of the Spark)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.

"Be careful. You'll have more than Dovin to contend with if you hope to breach New Prahv." —Lavinia, to Chandra Nalaar

Shoreline Looter (Bloomburrow)
PINDURSKI

This creature can't be blocked. Threshold — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then discard a card unless seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

A water skimmer's ability to sense danger in the slightest ripple makes them a prized companion for Long River trawlers.

Sphinx Mindbreaker (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, each opponent mills ten cards.

Riddles draw you in, paradoxes hold you fast, and answers shatter your perceptions.

Glorious Protector (Kaldheim)
PINDURSKI

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may exile any number of non-Angel creatures you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Foretell {2}{W}

Ruthless Technomancer (Neon Dynasty Commander)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature you control. If you do, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to that creature's power. {2}{B}, Sacrifice X artifacts: Return target creature card with power X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. X can't be 0.

Herald of Eternal Dawn (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

"Have patience, brave one. Just as the sun returns each morning, I will be there to drive back the terrors of night."

Enigmatic Incarnation (Theros Beyond Death Promos)
PINDURSKI

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another enchantment. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed enchantment's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Najal, the Storm Runner (Dominaria United)
PINDURSKI

You may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. Whenever Najal attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Midnight Pathlighter (Forgotten Realms Commander)
PINDURSKI

Creatures you control can't be blocked except by legendary creatures. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Mortality Spear (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
PINDURSKI

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you gained life this turn. Destroy target nonland permanent.

"Death is my life's work."

Keen-Eyed Curator (Bloomburrow Promos)
PINDURSKI

As long as there are four or more card types among cards exiled with this creature, it gets +4/+4 and has trample. {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

"Now this one's a real collector's item. They say Lily Emberseed herself drank from this mug when she was still Lily of Valley."

Midnight Pathlighter (Forgotten Realms Commander)
PINDURSKI

Creatures you control can't be blocked except by legendary creatures. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Ruthless Technomancer (Foundations Jumpstart)
PINDURSKI

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature you control. If you do, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to that creature's power. {2}{B}, Sacrifice X artifacts: Return target creature card with power X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. X can't be 0.

Glorious Protector (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
PINDURSKI

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may exile any number of non-Angel creatures you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Foretell {2}{W}

Angelic Quartermaster (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.

"Stand strong. We will reclaim the dawn."

Emperor Mihail II (Dominaria United Commander)
PINDURSKI

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Merfolk spells from the top of your library. Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token.

Calix, Guided by Fate (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
PINDURSKI

Constellation — Whenever Calix or another enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Whenever Calix or an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a token that's a copy of a nonlegendary enchantment you control. Do this only once each turn.

Underworld Dreams (Theros Beyond Death)
PINDURSKI

Whenever an opponent draws a card, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Dreams are just one more form of torment.

Cataclysmic Prospecting (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
PINDURSKI

Cataclysmic Prospecting deals X damage to each creature. For each mana from a Desert spent to cast this spell, create a tapped Treasure token.

"Now that's how you strike gold!" —Jolene, plundering pugilist

Calix, Guided by Fate (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
PINDURSKI

Constellation — Whenever Calix or another enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Whenever Calix or an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a token that's a copy of a nonlegendary enchantment you control. Do this only once each turn.

Sculptor of Winter (Kaldheim)
PINDURSKI

{T}: Untap target snow land.

"I and my kin remember the old ways. The frost whispers to me in a language too ancient for the Skoti usurpers to comprehend."

Magic Missile (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
PINDURSKI

This spell can't be countered. Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

A tried-and-true favorite of many wizards, whatever their school.

Herald of Eternal Dawn (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Flying You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

"Have patience, brave one. Just as the sun returns each morning, I will be there to drive back the terrors of night."

Emperor Mihail II (Dominaria United Commander)
PINDURSKI

You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Merfolk spells from the top of your library. Whenever you cast a Merfolk spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token.

Hamlet Vanguard (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
PINDURSKI

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Glorious Protector (Kaldheim)
PINDURSKI

Flash Flying When this creature enters, you may exile any number of non-Angel creatures you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Foretell {2}{W}

Duress (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Give of yourself, for *compleation* awaits the cleansed." —Nokar, priest of Sheoldred

Keen-Eyed Curator (Bloomburrow Promos)
PINDURSKI

As long as there are four or more card types among cards exiled with this creature, it gets +4/+4 and has trample. {1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

"Now this one's a real collector's item. They say Lily Emberseed herself drank from this mug when she was still Lily of Valley."

Sylvan Messenger (Game Night: Free-for-All)
PINDURSKI

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Elf cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Sylvan Messenger (Kaldheim Commander)
PINDURSKI

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) When this creature enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Elf cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Hamlet Vanguard (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
PINDURSKI

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each other nontoken Human you control.

Legion Angel (Zendikar Rising Promos)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, you may reveal a card you own named Legion Angel from outside the game and put it into your hand.

"We are many, and righteous."

Rite of the Dragoncaller (Foundations)
PINDURSKI

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

All at once, a quiet world was seized by wings, claws, fangs, and fire.

Legion Angel (Zendikar Rising)
PINDURSKI

Flying When this creature enters, you may reveal a card you own named Legion Angel from outside the game and put it into your hand.

"We are many, and righteous."