Ad Nauseam

Ad Nauseam (Double Masters)
Jeremy Jarvis

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

When the task spilled over into undeath, he stopped calling it his life's work.

Ad Nauseam (Shards of Alara)
Jeremy Jarvis

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

When the task spilled over into undeath, he stopped calling it his life's work.

Assquatch (Unhinged)
Jeremy Jarvis

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

Mosswort Bridge (March of the Machine Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Molting Skin (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Jeremy Jarvis

Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Regenerate target creature.

"We have learned much from the orochi."

Yore-Tiller Nephilim (Guildpact)
Jeremy Jarvis

Whenever this creature attacks, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

When it awoke, the worms of the earth hissed in a chorus of beckoning.

Psychogenic Probe (Mirrodin)
Jeremy Jarvis

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player.

The same devices sold as surgeons' tools in Lumengrid are sold as implements of torture in Mephidross.

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2016)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Magic 2011)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

Lightning Greaves (Commander Anthology)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Magus of the Disk (Commander 2020)
Jeremy Jarvis

This creature enters tapped. {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Studying the journals of the necromage Nevinyrral leaves disciples gripped with the urge to exercise his draconian judgment.

Scuttlemutt (Jumpstart)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.

With five lenses on its "head," it sees the world in a range of colors beyond ordinary perception.

Reverse the Sands (Champions of Kamigawa)
Jeremy Jarvis

Redistribute any number of players' life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)

Worse than the years of aging was the burden of memory. The young monk lost his youth and gained a vicarious lifetime of hardship and woe.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

Reverse the Sands (Commander 2016)
Jeremy Jarvis

Redistribute any number of players' life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)

Worse than the years of aging was the burden of memory. The young monk lost his youth and gained a vicarious lifetime of hardship and woe.

Scuttlemutt (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.

Built to shuttle goods from the river, it took off one day carrying a cauldron of dyes.

Fat Ass (Unhinged)
Jeremy Jarvis

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Lightning Greaves (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Mosswort Bridge (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Lightning Greaves (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Planar Chaos)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"Learn to burn!" —Institute of Arcane Studies motto

Mosswort Bridge (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Mosswort Bridge (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Rakdos Guildmage (Champs and States)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.) {3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. {3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Beacon of Tomorrows (Duel Decks: Mind vs. Might)
Jeremy Jarvis

Target player takes an extra turn after this one. Shuffle Beacon of Tomorrows into its owner's library.

To look into its light is to meet the gaze of history.

Negate (Magic 2015)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Galepowder Mage (Lorwyn)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Lightning Greaves (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Duels of the Planeswalkers)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

Gleancrawler (Ravnica: City of Guilds Promos)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/G} can be paid with either {B} or {G}.) Trample At the beginning of your end step, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Plagiarize (Ninth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Until end of turn, if target player would draw a card, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Adarkar Valkyrie (Commander 2018)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

She doesn't escort the dead to the afterlife, but instead raises them to fight and die again.

Lightning Greaves (New Capenna Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander 2016)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira, sylvok outcast

Dauntless Dourbark (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

Dauntless Dourbark's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control plus the number of Treefolk you control. This creature has trample as long as you control another Treefolk.

Deflection (Eighth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Change the target of target spell with a single target.

The golden rule of revenge: Do unto others what they tried to do unto you.

Walk the Aeons (Time Spiral Remastered)
Jeremy Jarvis

Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands. (You may sacrifice three Islands in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

Loxodon Warhammer (Duels of the Planeswalkers)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

Rakdos Guildmage (Ravnica Remastered)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.) {3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. {3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Krovikan Mist (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying Krovikan Mist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Illusions on the battlefield.

Plague-induced dreams became real as they swirled above Krov, mingling with the magical residue of the World Spell.

Negate (Magic 2014)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Viridian Longbow (Mirrodin)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Island (Time Spiral)
Jeremy Jarvis

({T}: Add {U}.)

Negate (Magic Origins)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Assault Zeppelid (Dissension)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, trample

"Show them to Razia and then to the Azorius sky marshals. We could create a fine bidding war—enough to fund the final stages of Project Kraj." —Momir Vig

Loxodon Warhammer (Mirrodin)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

Lightning Greaves (Commander 2015)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Mosswort Bridge (Archenemy)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Krovikan Mist (Duel Decks: Jace vs. Vraska)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying Krovikan Mist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Illusions on the battlefield.

"It's as strong as you believe it is, and it's very convincing." —Jace Beleren

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2017)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Lightning Greaves (Double Masters)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Viridian Longbow (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander 2015)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Divine Congregation (Time Spiral)
Jeremy Jarvis

You gain 2 life for each creature target player controls. Suspend 5—{1}{W} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{W} and exile it with five time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander 2014)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Deathmark (Foundations)
Jeremy Jarvis

Destroy target green or white creature.

"I hope it's true that every snowflake is unique, because I never want to see one like this again. Now clean up that body." —Thangbrand Gyrdsson, Kjeldoran patrol

Negate (Magic 2011)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Mosswort Bridge (New Capenna Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Sift (Ninth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Dwell longest on the thoughts that shine brightest.

Mosswort Bridge (Lorwyn)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Negate (Magic 2010)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Lightning Greaves (Commander 2016)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Rakdos Guildmage (Archenemy)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.) {3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. {3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Adarkar Valkyrie (Coldsnap)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

She doesn't escort the dead to the afterlife, but instead raises them to fight and die again.

Red-Hot Hottie (Unhinged)
Jeremy Jarvis

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T-shirt round.

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2013)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Dauntless Dourbark (Lorwyn)
Jeremy Jarvis

Dauntless Dourbark's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control plus the number of Treefolk you control. This creature has trample as long as you control another Treefolk.

Loxodon Warhammer (Planechase)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

Negate (Morningtide)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Manaforce Mace (Conflux)
Jeremy Jarvis

Domain — Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control. Equip {3}

As the shards merged, relics once thought mundane regained forgotten powers.

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2018)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Negate (Magic 2012)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Lightning Greaves (Mirrodin)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Yore-Tiller Nephilim (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

Whenever this creature attacks, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

When it awoke, the worms of the earth hissed in a chorus of beckoning.

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Deathmark (Coldsnap)
Jeremy Jarvis

Destroy target green or white creature.

"I hope it's true that every snowflake is unique, because I never want to see one like this again. Now clean up that body." —Thangbrand Gyrdsson, Kjeldoran patrol

Loxodon Warhammer (Jumpstart 2022)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Cerebral Vortex (GRN Guild Kit)
Jeremy Jarvis

Target player draws two cards, then Cerebral Vortex deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards they've drawn this turn.

Izzet brains and Izzet boilers: contents under pressure.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Iconic Masters)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

Liege of the Pit (Time Spiral)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you. Morph {B}{B}{B}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Galepowder Mage (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Lightning Greaves (Commander 2017)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Mosswort Bridge (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Rakdos Guildmage (RNA Guild Kit)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.) {3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. {3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Mosswort Bridge (Bloomburrow Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Lightning Greaves (Mystery Booster 2)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Galepowder Mage (Duel Decks: Venser vs. Koth)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Mosswort Bridge (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Negate (Magic 2013)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Beacon of Tomorrows (Fifth Dawn)
Jeremy Jarvis

Target player takes an extra turn after this one. Shuffle Beacon of Tomorrows into its owner's library.

To look into its light is to meet the gaze of history.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Magic 2010)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

Dauntless Dourbark (DCI Promos)
Jeremy Jarvis

Dauntless Dourbark's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control plus the number of Treefolk you control. This creature has trample as long as you control another Treefolk.

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2020)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Scuttlemutt (Shadowmoor)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.

Built to shuttle goods from the river, it took off one day carrying a cauldron of dyes.

Negate (Duels of the Planeswalkers)
Jeremy Jarvis

Counter target noncreature spell.

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Loxodon Warhammer (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Sift (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Dwell longest on the thoughts that shine brightest.

Plagiarize (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Until end of turn, if target player would draw a card, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Rakdos Guildmage (Dissension)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.) {3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. {3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Shinen of Stars' Light (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Jeremy Jarvis

First strike Channel — {1}{W}, Discard this card: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Obelisk of Alara (Conflux)
Jeremy Jarvis

{1}{W}, {T}: You gain 5 life. {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {1}{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. {1}{R}, {T}: This artifact deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. {1}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Magus of the Disk (Time Spiral)
Jeremy Jarvis

This creature enters tapped. {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Studying the journals of the necromage Nevinyrral leaves disciples gripped with the urge to exercise his draconian judgment.

Scuttlemutt (Core Set 2020)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.

With five lenses on its "head," it sees the world in a range of colors beyond ordinary perception.

Mournwhelk (Lorwyn)
Jeremy Jarvis

When this creature enters, target player discards two cards. Evoke {3}{B} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

It hoards Lorwyn's rare sorrows.

Lightning Greaves (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2015)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Deathmark (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Destroy target green or white creature.

"I hope it's true that every snowflake is unique, because I never want to see one like this again. Now clean up that body." —Thangbrand Gyrdsson, Kjeldoran patrol

Adarkar Valkyrie (Modern Masters)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

She doesn't escort the dead to the afterlife, but instead raises them to fight and die again.

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander 2017)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira, sylvok outcast

Loxodon Warhammer (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira, sylvok outcast

Gleancrawler (Duel Decks: Izzet vs. Golgari)
Jeremy Jarvis

({B/G} can be paid with either {B} or {G}.) Trample At the beginning of your end step, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Cerebral Vortex (Guildpact)
Jeremy Jarvis

Target player draws two cards, then Cerebral Vortex deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards they've drawn this turn.

Izzet brains and Izzet boilers: contents under pressure.

Viridian Longbow (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Mosswort Bridge (Duel Decks: Nissa vs. Ob Nixilis)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Endless Swarm (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Jeremy Jarvis

Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token for each card in your hand. Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)

Krovikan Mist (Coldsnap)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying Krovikan Mist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Illusions on the battlefield.

Plague-induced dreams became real as they swirled above Krov, mingling with the magical residue of the World Spell.

Lightning Greaves (Archenemy)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Lightning Greaves (Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Sift (Core Set 2019)
Jeremy Jarvis

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Dwell longest on the thoughts that shine brightest.

Walk the Aeons (Time Spiral)
Jeremy Jarvis

Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands. (You may sacrifice three Islands in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.) Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

Adarkar Valkyrie (Commander 2014)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

She doesn't escort the dead to the afterlife, but instead raises them to fight and die again.

Sift (Double Masters)
Jeremy Jarvis

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Dwell longest on the thoughts that shine brightest.

Ad Nauseam (Double Masters)
Jeremy Jarvis

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

When the task spilled over into undeath, he stopped calling it his life's work.

Mossbridge Troll (Shadowmoor)
Jeremy Jarvis

If this creature would be destroyed, regenerate it. Tap any number of untapped creatures you control other than this creature with total power 10 or greater: This creature gets +20/+20 until end of turn.

Might of Oaks (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn.

"Guess where I'm gonna plant this!"

Lightning Greaves (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Ad Nauseam (Shards of Alara)
Jeremy Jarvis

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

When the task spilled over into undeath, he stopped calling it his life's work.

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander Legends)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Mosswort Bridge (Commander 2021)
Jeremy Jarvis

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Prowess of the Fair (Kaldheim Commander)
Jeremy Jarvis

Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

An elvish duel is a thing of beauty: the warriors' grace, the crash of steel, then the artful spray of blood.

Loxodon Warhammer (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

Auriok Windwalker (Fifth Dawn)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying {T}: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.

Each generation, a handful of Auriok girls are allowed to visit the Cave of Light. They return riding the wind and brandishing steel.

Sins of the Past (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Jeremy Jarvis

Until end of turn, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Exile Sins of the Past.

Island (Commander 2014)
Jeremy Jarvis

({T}: Add {U}.)

Prowess of the Fair (Lorwyn)
Jeremy Jarvis

Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

An elvish duel is a thing of beauty: the warriors' grace, the crash of steel, then the artful spray of blood.

Minamo, School at Water's Edge (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: Add {U}. {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.

Its students graduate the school and enter history.

Might of Oaks (Magic 2010)
Jeremy Jarvis

Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn.

May your weapon be no sword forged. May your armor be no metal wrought. —Elvish saying

Adarkar Valkyrie (The List)
Jeremy Jarvis

Flying, vigilance {T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

She doesn't escort the dead to the afterlife, but instead raises them to fight and die again.

Lightning Greaves (Commander 2011)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Prodigal Pyromancer (Time Spiral Remastered)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

"Learn to burn!" —Institute of Arcane Studies motto

Psychic Overload (Darksteel)
Jeremy Jarvis

Enchant permanent When this Aura enters, tap enchanted permanent. Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Enchanted permanent has "Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent."

Loxodon Warhammer (Commander 2021)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing." —Melira

Loxodon Warhammer (Ninth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. Equip {3}

Regeneration (Tenth Edition)
Jeremy Jarvis

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) {G}: Regenerate enchanted creature. (The next time that creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Lightning Greaves (Starter Commander Decks)
Jeremy Jarvis

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Minamo, School at Water's Edge (Champions of Kamigawa)
Jeremy Jarvis

{T}: Add {U}. {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.

Its students graduate the school and enter history.