Fear of Burning Alive

Fear of Burning Alive (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
J.P. Targete

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent. Delirium — Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature deals that amount of damage to target creature that player controls.

Fist of Suns (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
J.P. Targete

You may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} rather than pay the mana cost for spells you cast.

"Willem put it on and started shooting sparks from his hands like some kind of wizard! Was supposed to be my turn next, but the blasted thing won't come off his hand. Send help." —Brazen Coalition expedition dispatch

Earthrumbler (Aetherdrift)
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Vigilance, trample Exile an artifact or creature card from your graveyard: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

The Brood aspires to become speed itself.

Arcane Signet (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
J.P. Targete

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

"Markings on the hilt are faded, but resemble Komon Winaq familial glyphs. Relic recovered for further study." —Oltec archaeological survey

Coastline Marauders (Commander Legends)
J.P. Targete

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each land defending player controls. Encore {4}{R}{R} ({4}{R}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Steelgaze Griffin (Jumpstart 2022)
J.P. Targete

Flying Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"If we didn't guard our secrets, they wouldn't remain secrets for long." —Gadwick, the Wizened

Loxodon Surveyor (Aetherdrift)
J.P. Targete

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Chainsaw (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
J.P. Targete

When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on this Equipment. Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on this Equipment. Equip {3}

Wedding Ring (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
J.P. Targete

When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.

Wheel of Misfortune (Commander Legends)
J.P. Targete

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Bloodline Necromancer (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
J.P. Targete

Lifelink When this creature enters, you may return target Vampire or Wizard creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

"The veil of death hides little from our kind."

Bumbleflower's Sharepot (Bloomburrow)
J.P. Targete

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

"I may have overestimated the portions."

Salamander Warrior (Commander Legends Tokens)
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Fear of Burning Alive (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
J.P. Targete

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent. Delirium — Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature deals that amount of damage to target creature that player controls.

Chainsaw (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
J.P. Targete

When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on this Equipment. Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on this Equipment. Equip {3}

Wheel of Misfortune (Commander Legends)
J.P. Targete

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Waterspout Warden (Bloomburrow)
J.P. Targete

Whenever this creature attacks, if another creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

The escape route of many a birdfolk thief has been less surefire than they'd thought.

Chainsaw (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
J.P. Targete

When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature. Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on this Equipment. Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on this Equipment. Equip {3}

Arabella, Abandoned Doll (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
J.P. Targete

Whenever Arabella attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 2 or less.

Every night, Cori threw the unsettling doll away. Every morning, it was back on the shelf, its eyes following her every move.

Steelgaze Griffin (Throne of Eldraine)
J.P. Targete

Flying Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

"If we didn't guard our secrets, they wouldn't remain secrets for long." —Gadwick, the Wizened

Gearseeker Serpent (Aetherdrift)
J.P. Targete

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) {5}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

The biggest collector of vehicles on Avishkar is also the largest.