Orcish Vandal

Orcish Vandal (Double Masters)
Alex Konstad

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Every ancient relic is a weapon if you throw it hard enough.

Orcish Vandal (Dominaria)
Alex Konstad

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Every ancient relic is a weapon if you throw it hard enough.

Swords to Plowshares (Fallout)
Alex Konstad

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

At the Vault-Tec Agricultural Research Center, Mr. Handy robots were repurposed for farming—and turning intruders into fertilizer.

Might of the Masses (Guilds of Ravnica)
Alex Konstad

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

"There is nothing stronger than many hearts united for a single cause." —Emmara

Bombard (The List)
Alex Konstad

Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.

"Want to sink a ship? Blow a hole in the hull. Want to kill a regisaur? Same answer." —Captain Brandis Thorn

Orcish Vandal (Double Masters)
Alex Konstad

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Every ancient relic is a weapon if you throw it hard enough.

Slimefoot, the Stowaway (The List)
Alex Konstad

Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

As Jhoira restored the *Weatherlight*, a mushroom growing in its hold unexpectedly became her first crew member.

Augur of Bolas (War of the Spark Promos)
Alex Konstad

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

"There is no future save the one my master wills."

Deeproot Champion (Ixalan Promos)
Alex Konstad

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Might of the Masses (Jumpstart 2022)
Alex Konstad

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

"There is nothing stronger than many hearts united for a single cause." —Emmara

Legion Warboss (Ravnica Remastered)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Pitiless Gorgon (Guilds of Ravnica)
Alex Konstad

Deathtouch

"The reign of the Swarm begins. Let us rise now and dress ourselves in vengeance."

Angler Turtle (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Alex Konstad

Hexproof Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

It is ancient, immense, and irresistible.

Scute Swarm (Zendikar Rising)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

Knight of the Ebon Legion (Core Set 2020)
Alex Konstad

{2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Fatal Push (Friday Night Magic 2017)
Alex Konstad

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (The List)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Shard of the Void Dragon (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Volare Lancia del Drago del Vuoto — Ogniqualvolta la Scheggia del Drago del Vuoto attacca, ogni avversario sacrifica un permanente non terra. Assorbimento della Materia — Ogniqualvolta un artefatto viene messo in un cimitero dal campo di battaglia o viene messo in esilio dal campo di battaglia, metti due segnalini +1/+1 sulla Scheggia del Drago del Vuoto.

Thrilling Encore (Battlebond)
Alex Konstad

Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

"Welcome to the winning team."

Better Than One (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Jade Bearer (Rivals of Ixalan)
Alex Konstad

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Merfolk you control.

"Sisora wore this, who defeated the tyrant of Azcanta, and before her Natena of Vuhana's band. May it bring you their strength."

Brainstorm (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

The Changer of Ways often sends glimpses of possible futures to his most loyal acolytes, visions that would destroy lesser minds.

Modular Monstrosity (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Alex Konstad

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.

Modular Monstrosity (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.

It That Heralds the End (Modern Horizons 3)
Alex Konstad

Colorless spells you cast with mana value 7 or greater cost {1} less to cast. Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.

"At first we ignored the little ones. By the time we realized our error, it was too late." —General Tazri, allied commander

Light of the Legion (Foundations Jumpstart)
Alex Konstad

Flying Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each white creature you control.

Ursine Champion (Core Set 2019)
Alex Konstad

{5}{G}: This creature gets +3/+3 and becomes a Bear Berserker until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

"Would you rather feel the edge of blade or the sharpness of my fangs?"

Psychomancer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Flying Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Augur of Bolas (War of the Spark)
Alex Konstad

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

"There is no future save the one my master wills."

Ignite the Future (Jumpstart 2022)
Alex Konstad

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may play cards this way without paying their mana costs. Flashback {7}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Enraged Killbot (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

"click . . . whirrrr . . . beep . . . click!"

Codsworth, Handy Helper (Fallout)
Alex Konstad

Commanders you control have ward {2}. {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"Proud to serve!"

Brainstorm (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

The Changer of Ways often sends glimpses of possible futures to his most loyal acolytes, visions that would destroy lesser minds.

Selective Snare (Guilds of Ravnica)
Alex Konstad

Return X target creatures of the creature type of your choice to their owner's hand.

"How thoughtful of the Legion to train its soldiers to fit our spell's specifications." —Nefara, Dimir agent

Keeper of Fables (Throne of Eldraine)
Alex Konstad

Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

"Only the lion knows more stories than I do." —Chulane, Teller of Tales

Dragon (Core Set 2019 Tokens)
Alex Konstad

Flying

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Jumpstart 2022)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legion Warboss (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Boreal Outrider (Kaldheim)
Alex Konstad

Whenever you cast a creature spell, if {S} of any of that spell's colors was spent to cast it, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. ({S} is mana from a snow source.)

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Legion Warboss (Guilds of Ravnica)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Angler Turtle (Starter Commander Decks)
Alex Konstad

Hexproof Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

It is ancient, immense, and irresistible.

Ignite the Future (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Alex Konstad

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may play cards this way without paying their mana costs. Flashback {7}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Knight of the Ebon Legion (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Alex Konstad

{2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Ignite the Future (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Alex Konstad

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may play cards this way without paying their mana costs. Flashback {7}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Keeper of Fables (The List)
Alex Konstad

Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

"Only the lion knows more stories than I do." —Chulane, Teller of Tales

Light of the Legion (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Alex Konstad

Flying Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each white creature you control.

Delighted Killbot (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

"click . . . click . . . whirrrr . . . beep."

Angler Turtle (M19 Gift Pack)
Alex Konstad

Hexproof Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

It is ancient, immense, and irresistible.

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Foundations)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Lotleth Giant (Commander Masters)
Alex Konstad

Undergrowth — When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.

"I prefer the big and looming to the small and skittering." —Cevraya, Golgari shaman

Legion Warboss (Ravnica Remastered)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Without Weakness (Hour of Devastation)
Alex Konstad

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.) Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Psychomancer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Vol Émissaire du désespoir — À chaque fois que le Psychomancien ou un autre artefact non-jeton que vous contrôlez est mis dans un cimetière depuis le champ de bataille ou en exil depuis le champ de bataille, un adversaire ciblé perd 1 point de vie et vous gagnez 1 point de vie.

Augur of Bolas (Foundations Jumpstart)
Alex Konstad

When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

"There is no future save the one my master wills."

Legion Warboss (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Scute Swarm (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

Scute Swarm (New Capenna Commander)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

River Heralds' Boon (Ixalan)
Alex Konstad

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Merfolk.

"We are kin to the trees, and their strength is our own."

Scute Swarm (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

Amped Raptor (Modern Horizons 3)
Alex Konstad

First strike When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Vine Mare (The List)
Alex Konstad

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) This creature can't be blocked by black creatures.

When it passes, the dead are displaced by flourishing life.

Treasure Nabber (Commander 2018)
Alex Konstad

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

The Law of Givesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things.

Bombard (Rivals of Ixalan)
Alex Konstad

Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.

"Want to sink a ship? Blow a hole in the hull. Want to kill a regisaur? Same answer." —Captain Brandis Thorn

Practiced Tactics (Zendikar Rising)
Alex Konstad

Choose target attacking or blocking creature. Practiced Tactics deals damage to that creature equal to twice the number of creatures in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

Each individual has their own crucial role to play.

Light of the Legion (Guilds of Ravnica)
Alex Konstad

Flying Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each white creature you control.

Legion Warboss (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Thrilling Encore (Wilds of Eldraine Commander)
Alex Konstad

Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

"Welcome to the winning team."

Scute Swarm (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Game Night 2019)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Orcish Vandal (Dominaria)
Alex Konstad

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

Every ancient relic is a weapon if you throw it hard enough.

Hoisted Hireling (Unsanctioned)
Alex Konstad

This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Zarv no longer trusted the kitten posters telling him to "hang in there."

Side Quest (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)

Scute Swarm (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

"Rumors of My Death . . ." (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them.

Codsworth, Handy Helper (Fallout)
Alex Konstad

Commanders you control have ward {2}. {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"Proud to serve!"

Lotleth Giant (Starter Commander Decks)
Alex Konstad

Undergrowth — When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.

"I prefer the big and looming to the small and skittering." —Cevraya, Golgari shaman

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Core Set 2019)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Shard of the Void Dragon (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Flying Spear of the Void Dragon — Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice. Matter Absorption — Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Psychomancer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Flying Harbinger of Despair — Whenever this creature or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Slimefoot, the Stowaway (Commander Masters)
Alex Konstad

Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

As Jhoira restored the *Weatherlight*, a mushroom growing in its hold unexpectedly became her first crew member.

Ignite the Future (Commander 2019)
Alex Konstad

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may play cards this way without paying their mana costs. Flashback {7}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Hangman (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters. {1}: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability. When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.

Scute Swarm (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

Adamant Will (The List)
Alex Konstad

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

The shield took a year to craft, a month to enchant, and a decade to master—all for one glorious moment.

Scute Swarm (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Alex Konstad

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

"Survival rule 782: There are *always* more scute bugs." —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter

Slimefoot, the Stowaway (Time Spiral Remastered)
Alex Konstad

Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

As Jhoira restored the *Weatherlight*, a mushroom growing in its hold unexpectedly became her first crew member.

Ulalek, Fused Atrocity (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever you cast an Eldrazi spell, you may pay {C}{C}. If you do, copy all spells you control, then copy all other activated and triggered abilities you control. You may choose new targets for the copies. (Mana abilities can't be copied.)

Slimefoot, the Stowaway (Dominaria Promos)
Alex Konstad

Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

As Jhoira restored the *Weatherlight*, a mushroom growing in its hold unexpectedly became her first crew member.

Might of the Masses (Foundations Jumpstart)
Alex Konstad

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

"There is nothing stronger than many hearts united for a single cause." —Emmara

Better Than One (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Alex Konstad

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Vine Mare (Core Set 2019)
Alex Konstad

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) This creature can't be blocked by black creatures.

When it passes, the dead are displaced by flourishing life.

Knight of the Ebon Legion (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Alex Konstad

{2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Codsworth, Handy Helper (Fallout)
Alex Konstad

Commanders you control have ward {2}. {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"Proud to serve!"

Lathliss, Dragon Queen (Jumpstart)
Alex Konstad

Flying Whenever another nontoken Dragon you control enters, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying. {1}{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Despondent Killbot (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

"click . . . click . . . beep . . . whirrrr . . ."

Amped Raptor (Modern Horizons 3)
Alex Konstad

First strike When this creature enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters). Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Slimefoot, the Stowaway (Dominaria)
Alex Konstad

Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

As Jhoira restored the *Weatherlight*, a mushroom growing in its hold unexpectedly became her first crew member.

Automatic Librarian (Dominaria United)
Alex Konstad

When this creature enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Enforcing absolute quiet with extreme prejudice since 3285 AR.

Lotleth Giant (Guilds of Ravnica)
Alex Konstad

Undergrowth — When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.

"I prefer the big and looming to the small and skittering." —Cevraya, Golgari shaman

Codsworth, Handy Helper (Fallout)
Alex Konstad

Commanders you control have ward {2}. {T}: Add {W}{W}. Spend this mana only to cast Aura and/or Equipment spells. {T}: Attach target Aura or Equipment you control to target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"Proud to serve!"

Swords to Plowshares (Fallout)
Alex Konstad

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

At the Vault-Tec Agricultural Research Center, Mr. Handy robots were repurposed for farming—and turning intruders into fertilizer.

Curious Killbot (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

"whirrrr . . . beep . . . click . . . click?"

Treasure Nabber (Commander Masters)
Alex Konstad

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

The Law of Givesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things.

Coral Commando (Ravnica Allegiance)
Alex Konstad

Few Ravnicans are aware of the vast reefs in their world's hidden ocean. Far beneath the great sinkholes, where the light is blue and dim, merfolk tend the coral labyrinths that feed the benthic ecosystem.

Keeper of Fables (Jumpstart)
Alex Konstad

Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

"Only the lion knows more stories than I do." —Chulane, Teller of Tales

Legion Warboss (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Angler Turtle (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Alex Konstad

Hexproof Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

It is ancient, immense, and irresistible.

Keeper of Fables (Zendikar Rising Commander)
Alex Konstad

Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

"Only the lion knows more stories than I do." —Chulane, Teller of Tales

Legion Warboss (Ravnica Remastered)
Alex Konstad

Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.

Jace's Sentinel (Ixalan)
Alex Konstad

As long as you control a Jace planeswalker, this creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

"We drove the Sun Empire out of the forest long ago, and we will not let them return."

It That Heralds the End (Modern Horizons 3)
Alex Konstad

Colorless spells you cast with mana value 7 or greater cost {1} less to cast. Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+1.

"At first we ignored the little ones. By the time we realized our error, it was too late." —General Tazri, allied commander

Pitiless Gorgon (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Alex Konstad

Deathtouch

"The reign of the Swarm begins. Let us rise now and dress ourselves in vengeance."

Shard of the Void Dragon (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Alex Konstad

Flying Spear of the Void Dragon — Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice. Matter Absorption — Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Bombard (Game Night)
Alex Konstad

Bombard deals 4 damage to target creature.

"Want to sink a ship? Blow a hole in the hull. Want to kill a regisaur? Same answer." —Captain Brandis Thorn

Hoisted Hireling (Unstable)
Alex Konstad

This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Zarv no longer trusted the kitten posters telling him to "hang in there."

Adamant Will (Dominaria)
Alex Konstad

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

The shield took a year to craft, a month to enchant, and a decade to master—all for one glorious moment.