Katerina of Myra's Marvels

Katerina of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
David Semple

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Katerina of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
David Semple

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Katerina of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Cat (Unfinity Tokens)
Gaboleps

Flying

Hardy of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Talisman of Resilience (Fallout)
Gaboleps

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

These tales of the strange prepared their readers to combat the horrors of the wasteland.

Dart Throw (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.

Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Croakid Amphibonaut (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

This creature has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

"I designed the Astrotorium's jetpacks to be lightweight and inexpensive. Nobody mentioned reliable." —Truss, chief engineer

Samurai (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Tokens)
Gaboleps

Vigilance

Big Score (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Gaboleps

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"Unimaginable riches? I assure you, I have a *vivid* imagination."

Market Gnome (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Gaboleps

When this creature dies, you gain 1 life and draw a card. When this creature is exiled from the battlefield while you're activating a craft ability, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

"Maize, sweet and fresh! Tamal, hot and filling! Water, still or sparkling!"

Dart Throw (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.

Croakid Amphibonaut (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

This creature has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

"I designed the Astrotorium's jetpacks to be lightweight and inexpensive. Nobody mentioned reliable." —Truss, chief engineer

Information Booth (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Draw a card.

"Sir, this may be the information booth, but I cannot answer ontological questions. It would be arrogant to assume I could describe the true nature of reality. Also there's a line."

Composer of Spring (Commander Masters)
Gaboleps

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you control six or more enchantments, instead you may put a creature or land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Gold Pan (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Gaboleps

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Contractual Safeguard (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Gaboleps

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a shield counter on a creature you control. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Choose a kind of counter on a creature you control. Put a counter of that kind on each other creature you control.

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Damning Verdict (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Destroy all creatures with no counters on them.

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Information Booth (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Draw a card.

Since the majority of the park's business model is based around aimless wandering, this is not where Myra stations her best people.

Moss Diamond (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}.

Every facet a promise of Chauntea's bounty.

Indulge (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Gaboleps

Filigree Racer (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Gaboleps

When this Vehicle enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains jump-start until end of turn. (You may cast that card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile it.) Crew 1

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Boon of the Spirit Realm (Commander Masters)
Gaboleps

Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, put a blessing counter on this enchantment. Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each blessing counter on this enchantment.

Redtooth Genealogist (Wilds of Eldraine)
Gaboleps

When this creature enters, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has ward {1}.)

Some family trees are thornier than others.

Claim Jumper (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Gaboleps

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Marble Diamond (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {W}.

Every facet a benediction of Lathander's light.

Contractual Safeguard (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a shield counter on a creature you control. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Choose a kind of counter on a creature you control. Put a counter of that kind on each other creature you control.

Composer of Spring (Commander Masters)
Gaboleps

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you control six or more enchantments, instead you may put a creature or land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Fluros of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number. Partner

Creative Technique (Commander 2021)
Gaboleps

Demonstrate (When you cast this spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it.) Shuffle your library, then reveal cards from the top of it until you reveal a nonland card. Exile that card and put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Roiling Dragonstorm (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Gaboleps

When this enchantment enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

"Beware dragonstorms that strike from the sea. Their size always disguises their force." —Narset

Basilica Skullbomb (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Gaboleps

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. {2}{W}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

It shines with the conviction of a zealous acolyte.

Loot, the Key to Everything (The Big Score)
Gaboleps

Ward {1} At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents you control. You may play those cards this turn.

The vault's ultimate prize wasn't exactly what Kellan had imagined.

Surgical Skullbomb (The List)
Gaboleps

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. {2}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

It crackles with the intellect of a twisted genius.

Scuttling Butler (Streets of New Capenna)
Gaboleps

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more multicolored permanents, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Porter, cleaner, and bouncer all in one.

Sky Diamond (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}.

Every facet a window into Oghma's divine insight.

Dart Throw (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.

Talisman of Resilience (Fallout)
Gaboleps

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

These tales of the strange prepared their readers to combat the horrors of the wasteland.

Plot Armor (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.

"If you've got words, we're going to have words."

Surgical Skullbomb (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Gaboleps

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. {2}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

It crackles with the intellect of a twisted genius.

Information Booth (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Draw a card.

The information booth can answer over thirty-seven billion questions. Half the guests ask where the bathroom is.

Plot Armor (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.

"If you've got words, we're going to have words."

Rite of Renewal (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Gaboleps

Return up to two target permanent cards from your graveyard to your hand. Target player shuffles up to four target cards from their graveyard into their library. Exile Rite of Renewal.

The greatest honor a Sultai can receive is to be returned to the realm of the living.

Boon of the Spirit Realm (Commander Masters)
Gaboleps

Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, put a blessing counter on this enchantment. Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each blessing counter on this enchantment.

Indulge (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Claim Jumper (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Gaboleps

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Coruscation Mage (Bloomburrow)
Gaboleps

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Damning Verdict (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Destroy all creatures with no counters on them.

"Guilty as charged!"

Nocturno of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a word with five or more letters. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Sagu Wildling (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Gaboleps

Contractual Safeguard (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a shield counter on a creature you control. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Choose a kind of counter on a creature you control. Put a counter of that kind on each other creature you control.

Big Score (Bloomburrow Commander)
Gaboleps

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"Unimaginable riches? I assure you, I have a *vivid* imagination."

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Big Score (Jumpstart 2022)
Gaboleps

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"Unimaginable riches? I assure you, I have a *vivid* imagination."

Vault 13: Dweller's Journey (Fallout)
Gaboleps

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — For each player, exile up to one other target enchantment or creature that player controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. II — You gain 2 life and scry 2. III — Return two cards exiled with this Saga to the battlefield under their owners' control and put the rest on the bottom of their owners' libraries.

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Well Done (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

"What's the big deal? I've been on fire eighty-one times. Twice just while sleeping." —Devil K. Nevil, daredevil extraordinaire

Creative Technique (Commander 2021)
Gaboleps

Demonstrate (When you cast this spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it.) Shuffle your library, then reveal cards from the top of it until you reveal a nonland card. Exile that card and put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Claim Jumper (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Gaboleps

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Fateful Handoff (The Brothers' War)
Gaboleps

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

"Get the sylex to Urza at any cost. Tell him to fill it with memories of the land." —Ashnod, to Tawnos

Fateful Handoff (The Brothers' War)
Gaboleps

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

Contractual Safeguard (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Appendice — Se hai lanciato questa magia durante la tua fase principale, metti un segnalino scudo su una creatura che controlli. (Se sta per subire danno o sta per essere distrutta, rimuovi invece un segnalino scudo da essa.) Scegli un tipo di segnalino su una creatura che controlli. Metti un segnalino di quel tipo su ogni altra creatura che controlli.

Seed of Hope (March of the Machine)
Gaboleps

Mill two cards. You may put a permanent card from among the milled cards into your hand. You gain 2 life. (To mill two cards, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Wrenn had given everything and asked for nothing. She deserved a monument, but rest in a quiet meadow is all she would've wanted.

Venture Forth (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Exile Venture Forth with three time counters on it. Suspend 3—{1}{G}

Big Score (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Gaboleps

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"Unimaginable riches? I assure you, I have a *vivid* imagination."

Filigree Racer (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Gaboleps

When this Vehicle enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters). Whenever this Vehicle attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains jump-start until end of turn. (You may cast that card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile it.) Crew 1

Contractual Safeguard (New Capenna Commander)
Gaboleps

Addenda — Si vous lancez ce sort pendant votre phase principale, mettez un marqueur « bouclier » sur une créature que vous contrôlez. Si elle devait subir des blessures ou être détruite, retirez-lui un marqueur « bouclier » à la place.) Choisissez une sorte de marqueur sur une créature que vous contrôlez. Mettez un marqueur de cette sorte sur chaque autre créature que vous contrôlez.

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Tug of War (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.

Experimental Confectioner (Wilds of Eldraine)
Gaboleps

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."

Claim Jumper (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Gaboleps

Vigilance When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Vault 13: Dweller's Journey (Fallout)
Gaboleps

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — For each player, exile up to one other target enchantment or creature that player controls until this Saga leaves the battlefield. II — You gain 2 life and scry 2. III — Return two cards exiled with this Saga to the battlefield under their owners' control and put the rest on the bottom of their owners' libraries.

Arcane Signet (30th Anniversary Misc Promos)
Gaboleps

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Damning Verdict (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Gaboleps

Destroy all creatures with no counters on them.

"Guilty as charged!"

Chromatic Orrery (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Gaboleps

You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}. {5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.

Charcoal Diamond (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}.

Every facet a portent of Kelemvor's inevitable judgment.

Faceless One (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

If Faceless One is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Faceless One is the chosen color. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Well Done (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

"What's the big deal? I've been on fire eighty-one times. Twice just while sleeping." —Devil K. Nevil, daredevil extraordinaire

Ambitious Dragonborn (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control and creature cards in your graveyard.

The raging green dragon left destruction—and at least one admirer—in its wake.

Minotaur de Force (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Haste When Minotaur de Force enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

"If I ever need a haircut, I just fall a little to the left."

Dart Throw (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.

Desperate Measures (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Gaboleps

Target creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn. When it dies under your control this turn, draw two cards.

"Sing for us when we depart for battle, and sing for us if we fail to return." —Mardu parting

Boing! (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are.

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Boing! (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are.

Convenient Target (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Gaboleps

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.) Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. {2}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Ransom Note (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Gaboleps

When this artifact enters, surveil 1. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one — • Cloak the top card of your library. • Goad target creature. • Draw a card.

Information Booth (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Visit — Draw a card.

"When I arrived, I was looking for the costume shop. But when I left, I'd learned what I was really looking for: myself. Five stars." —*Salzon's Ride Review*

Ingenious Artillerist (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, this creature deals that much damage to each opponent.

"Sure, you can help me calibrate the aiming mechanism. Stand over there."

Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Venture Forth (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Exile Venture Forth with three time counters on it. Suspend 3—{1}{G}

Katerina of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Fluros of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number. Partner

Strength-Testing Hammer (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. Equip {3}

"I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell."

Fateful Handoff (The Brothers' War Promos)
Gaboleps

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

"Get the sylex to Urza at any cost. Tell him to fill it with memories of the land." —Ashnod, to Tawnos

Vanquish the Weak (March of the Machine)
Gaboleps

Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.

When Atraxa first arrived, the people of New Capenna rejoiced at the sight of such a grand angel. Then the slaughter began.

Minotaur de Force (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Haste When Minotaur de Force enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

"If I ever need a haircut, I just fall a little to the left."

Fateful Handoff (The Brothers' War Promos)
Gaboleps

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

"Get the sylex to Urza at any cost. Tell him to fill it with memories of the land." —Ashnod, to Tawnos

Loot, the Key to Everything (The Big Score)
Gaboleps

Ward {1} At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents you control. You may play those cards this turn.

The vault's ultimate prize wasn't exactly what Kellan had imagined.

Nocturno of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a word with five or more letters. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Chimil, the Inner Sun (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Gaboleps

Spells you control can't be countered. At the beginning of your end step, discover 5. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Hardy of Myra's Marvels (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Strength-Testing Hammer (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. Equip {3}

"I don't know you, but that hammer rings a bell."

Sugar Coat (Bloomburrow)
Gaboleps

Flash Enchant creature or Food Enchanted permanent is a colorless Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Some jokes have the punchline baked in.

Dross Skullbomb (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Gaboleps

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card. {2}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

It seethes with the ambition of a ruthless gladiator.

Big Score (Streets of New Capenna)
Gaboleps

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"Unimaginable riches? I assure you, I have a *vivid* imagination."

Deadly Derision (March of the Machine)
Gaboleps

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Daretti looked down disdainfully. "You call yourself machines? Where's the elegance? Nothing but ugly piles of scrap."

Arcane Signet (30th Anniversary Misc Promos)
Gaboleps

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Fire Diamond (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Gaboleps

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}.

Every facet aglow like iron in Moradin's mighty forge.

Tug of War (Unfinity)
Gaboleps

Players play a subgame starting at 5 life and with up to three permanent cards with different names from their main-game library on the battlefield. As the subgame ends, the winner chooses one of the cards they put onto the battlefield as the subgame began and puts it onto the battlefield rather than shuffling it into their library.

Tower Worker (The Brothers' War)
Gaboleps

Reach {T}: Add {C}. If you control creatures named Mine Worker and Power Plant Worker, add {C}{C}{C} instead.

Even Urza's most mundane creations shared his obsession with perfection.

Welcome to Sweettooth (Wilds of Eldraine)
Gaboleps

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a 1/1 white Human creature token. II — Create a Food token. III — Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus the number of Foods you control.

Big Score (The List)
Gaboleps

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"Unimaginable riches? I assure you, I have a *vivid* imagination."