Unwanted Remake

Unwanted Remake (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Ivan Shavrin

Destroy target creature. Its controller manifests dread. (That player looks at the top two cards of their library, then puts one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into their graveyard. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

"not dead just gone IT WILL COME BACK" —Note scrawled on a scrap of paper

Path of the Ghosthunter (March of the Machine Commander)
Eli Minaya

Create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Get Lost (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Promos)
Eli Minaya

Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Power Without Equal (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Eli Minaya

When you set this scheme in motion, draw three cards. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn. If you control six or more lands, you may cast up to three spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

"With what sorry scraps of power do you think to oppose me?"

Season of the Bold (Bloomburrow Promos)
Eli Minaya

Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. {P} — Create a tapped Treasure token. {P}{P} — Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play them. {P}{P}{P} — Until the end of your next turn, whenever you cast a spell, Season of the Bold deals 2 damage to up to one target creature.

Aspirant's Ascent (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Eli Minaya

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying and toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by that creature also get a poison counter.)

For the aspirants of the Progress Engine, being launched into the sphere's upper reaches is a great honor. Some are even granted wings beforehand.

Treacherous Greed (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Eli Minaya

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Loot's easy to divide by one.

Love Song of Night and Day (Dominaria United)
Eli Minaya

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — You and target opponent each draw two cards. II — Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Return the Favor (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Eli Minaya

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. + {1} — Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

"Don't you know it's rude not to share?"

Treacherous Greed (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Eli Minaya

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Loot's easy to divide by one.

Rise of the Eldrazi (Commander Masters)
Eli Minaya

This spell can't be countered. Destroy target permanent. Target player draws four cards. Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Rise of the Eldrazi.

Infectious Inquiry (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Eli Minaya

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

"I give you pain, you give me information. A simple trade, is it not?"

Hunting Grounds (Dominaria Remastered)
Eli Minaya

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

"Don't be silly. Panthers don't hunt in packs!" —Jego, disgraced archdruid

Charitable Levy (Modern Horizons 3)
Eli Minaya

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast. Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, put a collection counter on this enchantment. Then if there are three or more collection counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, draw a card, then you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Cosmic Epiphany (Dominaria United)
Eli Minaya

Draw cards equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.

Love Song of Night and Day (Commander Masters)
Eli Minaya

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — You and target opponent each draw two cards. II — Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Get Lost (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Promos)
Eli Minaya

Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Time Bends to My Will (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Eli Minaya

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Skip the untap step of that turn.

"I can stretch a single moment of agony into centuries."

Guidelight Matrix (Aetherdrift)
Eli Minaya

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {2}, {T}: Target Mount you control becomes saddled until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery. {2}, {T}: Target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Charitable Levy (Modern Horizons 3)
Eli Minaya

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast. Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, put a collection counter on this enchantment. Then if there are three or more collection counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, draw a card, then you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Molten Rebuke (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Eli Minaya

Choose one or both — • Molten Rebuke deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. • Destroy target Equipment.

"Perhaps this will show the Orthodoxy what we think of their attempts at indoctrination."

Vivien's Talent (March of the Machine Commander)
Eli Minaya

Enchant planeswalker Enchanted planeswalker has "[+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order." Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, put a loyalty counter on enchanted planeswalker.

The Sibsig Ceremony (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Eli Minaya

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. Whenever a creature you control enters, if you cast it, destroy that creature, then create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token.

"Once flesh, now gold and jade. Once dead, now alive again. Once respected, now honored beyond imagination."

Path of the Ghosthunter (March of the Machine Commander)
Eli Minaya

Create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. Will of the Planeswalkers — Starting with you, each player votes for planeswalk or chaos. If planeswalk gets more votes, planeswalk. If chaos gets more votes or the vote is tied, chaos ensues.

Lightning Helix (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Eli Minaya

Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.

Treacherous Greed (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Eli Minaya

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Loot's easy to divide by one.

Perennation (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Eli Minaya

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a hexproof counter and an indestructible counter on it.

The Abzan believe in perennation—death is not only an end, but a return to the beginning.

Lightning Helix (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Eli Minaya

Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.

After heavy casualties in the Phyrexian invasion, the Boros mage-priests trained as many rank-and-file soldiers as possible to wield the Legion's legendary battle magic.

Psychic Whorl (Bloomburrow)
Eli Minaya

Target opponent discards two cards. Then if you control a Rat, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Vivien's Talent (March of the Machine Commander)
Eli Minaya

Enchant planeswalker Enchanted planeswalker has "[+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order." Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, put a loyalty counter on enchanted planeswalker.

Desecrate Reality (Commander Masters)
Eli Minaya

For each opponent, exile up to one target permanent that player controls with an even mana value. (Zero is even.) Adamant — If at least three colorless mana was spent to cast this spell, return a permanent card with an odd mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Desecrate Reality (Commander Masters)
Eli Minaya

For each opponent, exile up to one target permanent that player controls with an even mana value. (Zero is even.) Adamant — If at least three colorless mana was spent to cast this spell, return a permanent card with an odd mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.

New Way Forward (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Eli Minaya

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, New Way Forward deals that much damage to that source's controller and you draw that many cards.

Rise of the Eldrazi (Commander Masters)
Eli Minaya

This spell can't be countered. Destroy target permanent. Target player draws four cards. Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Rise of the Eldrazi.

And still the titans were not sated.

The Key to the Vault (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Eli Minaya

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost. Equip {2}{U}

Duskmourn's Domination (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Eli Minaya

Enchant creature You control enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets -3/-0 and loses all abilities.

All who enter the House hear Valgavoth's whispers, worming through their consciousness until they can no longer resist his influence.

Mine Is the Only Truth (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Eli Minaya

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) Whenever a player casts a spell, you draw a card. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you drew a card last turn, abandon this scheme.

"Your gods are hollow lies, your prayers nothing but effluvia befouling my air."

Heartless Conscription (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Eli Minaya

Exile all creatures. For each card exiled this way, you may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. Exile Heartless Conscription.

"History remembers the conquerors, not the bones they stand on." —Gonti

Season of the Bold (Bloomburrow Promos)
Eli Minaya

Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. {P} — Create a tapped Treasure token. {P}{P} — Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play them. {P}{P}{P} — Until the end of your next turn, whenever you cast a spell, Season of the Bold deals 2 damage to up to one target creature.

Push (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Eli Minaya

Hunting Grounds (Dominaria Remastered)
Eli Minaya

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

"Don't be silly. Panthers don't hunt in packs!" —Jego, disgraced archdruid

Heartless Conscription (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Eli Minaya

Exile all creatures. For each card exiled this way, you may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. Exile Heartless Conscription.

"History remembers the conquerors, not the bones they stand on." —Gonti

Your Mistake Is My Triumph (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Eli Minaya

When you set this scheme in motion, each player mills three cards. Then you put a permanent card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.

"Know, as you perish, that all it took was a single misstep for you to fall into my clutches."

Hurl into History (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Eli Minaya

Counter target artifact or creature spell. Discover X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with that mana value or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Season of the Bold (Bloomburrow)
Eli Minaya

Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. {P} — Create a tapped Treasure token. {P}{P} — Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play them. {P}{P}{P} — Until the end of your next turn, whenever you cast a spell, Season of the Bold deals 2 damage to up to one target creature.

Spark Rupture (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Eli Minaya

When this enchantment enters, draw a card. Each planeswalker with one or more loyalty counters on it loses all abilities and is a creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of loyalty counters on it.

Get Lost (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Eli Minaya

Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Cosmic Epiphany (Dominaria United)
Eli Minaya

Draw cards equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.

"All knowledge, past and future, is etched upon reality. Every answer we seek is out there, hidden only by the limits of our minds." —Jodah

Hexgold Slash (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Eli Minaya

Hexgold Slash deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature has toxic, Hexgold Slash deals 4 damage to that creature instead.

"No matter how tough they are, even Phyrexians prefer to keep their guts on the inside." —Jor Kadeen

Treacherous Greed (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Eli Minaya

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature that dealt damage this turn. Draw three cards. Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Loot's easy to divide by one.

Whisper of the Dross (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Eli Minaya

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"Live or die, you serve the Steel Thanes now."