Sea-Dasher Octopus

Sea-Dasher Octopus (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Antonio Bravo

Mutate {1}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Sea-Dasher Octopus (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths Promos)
Chris Seaman

Mutate {1}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Sea-Dasher Octopus (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Chris Seaman

Mutate {1}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Everythingamajig (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

{1}, {T}: Scry 2. {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

Geralf's Messenger (Secret Lair Drop)
Chris Seaman

This creature enters tapped. When this creature enters, target opponent loses 2 life. Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

The message is "Run."

Stitcher's Supplier (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

No part goes to waste.

Icon of Ancestry (Core Set 2020)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Stitcher's Supplier (The List)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

No part goes to waste.

Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh (Commander Legends)
Chris Seaman

First strike, menace, trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Strength is relative.

Path to Exile (MagicFest 2020)
Chris Seaman

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Rosnakht, Heir of Rohgahh (Dominaria United Commander)
Chris Seaman

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Rosnakht, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Thought Reflection (Double Masters)
Chris Seaman

If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.

Only when two oracles speak in unison is an omen accepted as truth.

Perilous Snare (Aetherdrift)
Chris Seaman

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Old Flitterfang (Wilds of Eldraine)
Chris Seaman

Flying At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Rush of Dread (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Chris Seaman

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Mardu Siegebreaker (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Chris Seaman

Deathtouch, haste When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice those tokens.

Elven Ambush (Kaldheim)
Chris Seaman

Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token for each Elf you control.

"No elf can match a Tuskeri in combat. Why not charge?" —Knorjolvin, Tuskeri raider

Overmaster (Dominaria Remastered)
Chris Seaman

The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn can't be countered. Draw a card.

"My, what a pretty little trick. At least you'll die with style."

Supply Runners (The List)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Good dogs stay by your side until the end. Great dogs leave to bring back aid.

Sculpted Perfection (March of the Machine)
Chris Seaman

When this enchantment enters, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Phyrexians you control get +1/+1.

Abstract Iguanart (Unsanctioned)
Chris Seaman

Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Another moving piece by the artist El Gecko.

Tusk and Whiskers (Unfinity)
Chris Seaman

Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. {2}{G}{W}, {T}: You get {TK}. You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces.

Supply Runners (Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Good dogs stay by your side until the end. Great dogs leave to bring back aid.

Vanishing Verse (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Chris Seaman

Exile target monocolored permanent.

Unlicensed Hearse (Streets of New Capenna)
Chris Seaman

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. Crew 2

Gargadon (Modern Horizons 2)
Chris Seaman

Trample Suspend 4—{1}{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{R} and exile it with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Jungle Wayfinder (Battlebond)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, each player may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.

She is adept at navigating the stadium's ever-changing landscape.

Artificer's Assistant (Dominaria)
Chris Seaman

Flying Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic. To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom.)

Ovinize (Dominaria Remastered)
Chris Seaman

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 0/1.

The crocodile's failed attack left it feeling both hungry and sheepish.

Explosion of Riches (Starter Commander Decks)
Chris Seaman

Draw a card, then each other player may draw a card. Whenever a card is drawn this way, Explosion of Riches deals 5 damage to target opponent chosen at random from among your opponents.

"You've got how much gold there?"

Drawn from Dreams (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

"From a sea of infinite possibilities, our choices create the future." —Mu Yanling

Winged Words (Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a creature with flying. Draw two cards.

Magic written across the sky falls like rain on thirsty ground, bringing forth wisdom in its season.

Everythingamajig (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Chris Seaman

{1}, {T}: Scry 2. {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

Twinscroll Shaman (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Chris Seaman

Double strike

"May your wretched name never grace the annals of history, you ignorant buffoon!"

Winged Words (Foundations Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a creature with flying. Draw two cards.

Magic written across the sky falls like rain on thirsty ground, bringing forth wisdom in its season.

Orcish Cannonade (Time Spiral Remastered)
Chris Seaman

Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. Draw a card.

"No ready! No aim! Just fire!" —Scarback Plagg, orcish captain

The Wilds (March of the Machine Commander)
Chris Seaman

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token. Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

True Identity (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Chris Seaman

Whenever this enchantment or another permanent you control is turned face up, scry 1, then draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. Disguise {W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Exclusion Mage (Core Set 2019)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Successful battles start with knowing who's worth fighting.

Morbid Opportunist (Special Guests)
Chris Seaman

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

"It's downright selfish to die with full pockets."

Hypothesizzle (The List)
Chris Seaman

Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.

"It's like blowing up an arcane library in a thermobaric explosion. But in a good way." —Bori Andon, Izzet blastseeker

Mana Reflection (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Chris Seaman

If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces twice as much of that mana instead.

The greatest wonders of nature are found in the smallest saplings straining toward the canopy.

Lightning Greaves (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Chris Seaman

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

"Skim all the gold and magic rocks you want, but if I see one greasy fingerprint on my new boots, you'll be drinking bilgewater for a month." —Note from Captain Lannery Storm

Frogify (The List)
Chris Seaman

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)

That gnat was still hovering by the venison, and now both looked delicious.

Argivian Cavalier (Dominaria United)
Chris Seaman

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.) When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Ocelot Pride (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Chris Seaman

First strike, lifelink Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.

Rings a Bell (Unsanctioned)
Chris Seaman

As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters. After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.

Ding, ding, ding!

Overmaster (Dominaria Remastered)
Chris Seaman

The next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn can't be countered. Draw a card.

"My, what a pretty little trick. At least you'll die with style."

Explosion of Riches (Commander Legends)
Chris Seaman

Draw a card, then each other player may draw a card. Whenever a card is drawn this way, Explosion of Riches deals 5 damage to target opponent chosen at random from among your opponents.

"You've got how much gold there?"

Exit Through the Grift Shop (Unfinity)
Chris Seaman

Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.

Suspicious Nanny (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)

"Afternoon, folks. Lovely day for a stroll with my authentic human baby."

Founding the Third Path (Dominaria United)
Chris Seaman

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 1 or 2 from your hand without paying its mana cost. II — Target player mills four cards. III — Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.

Jungle Wayfinder (The List)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, each player may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.

She is adept at navigating the stadium's ever-changing landscape.

Hypothesizzle (Guilds of Ravnica)
Chris Seaman

Draw two cards. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you do, Hypothesizzle deals 4 damage to target creature.

"It's like blowing up an arcane library in a thermobaric explosion. But in a good way." —Bori Andon, Izzet blastseeker

Stony Strength (Ravnica Allegiance)
Chris Seaman

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap that creature.

"What you build, we will destroy . . . and bury you in the rubble!"

Lagonna-Band Storyteller (Theros Beyond Death)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, you may put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library. If you do, you gain life equal to its mana value.

"Our stories are full of ancient wisdom; they tell us who we are."

Everythingamajig (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant. {3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn. {X}: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Rush of Dread (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Chris Seaman

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Perilous Snare (Aetherdrift)
Chris Seaman

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Armory Mice (Wilds of Eldraine)
Chris Seaman

Celebration — This creature gets +0/+2 as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

They help ensure that the forges of the dwarves are always squeaky clean.

Icon of Ancestry (Commander Masters)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Risk Factor (Guilds of Ravnica)
Chris Seaman

Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Slobad, Iron Goblin (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Chris Seaman

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Once he fought to save Mirrodin. Now he fights to remake it.

Icon of Ancestry (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Rush of Dread (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Chris Seaman

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Ocelot Pride (Modern Horizons 3)
Chris Seaman

First strike, lifelink Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.

Everythingamajig (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter. {3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. {4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Component Pouch (The List)
Chris Seaman

{T}, Remove a component counter from this artifact: Add two mana of different colors. {T}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Put a component counter on this artifact. 10—20 | Put two component counters on this artifact.

Unlicensed Hearse (Streets of New Capenna Promos)
Chris Seaman

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. Crew 2

More or Less (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 678.

Long Rest (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Chris Seaman

Return X target cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. If eight or more cards were returned to your hand this way, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Exile Long Rest.

A job well done means a rest well earned.

Banner of Kinship (Foundations)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. This artifact enters with a fellowship counter on it for each creature you control of the chosen type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each fellowship counter on this artifact.

Frogify (Double Masters)
Chris Seaman

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)

That gnat was still hovering by the venison, and now both looked delicious.

The Triumph of Anax (Theros Beyond Death)
Chris Seaman

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Until end of turn, target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of lore counters on this Saga. IV — Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Porcuparrot (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Chris Seaman

Mutate {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) {T}: This creature deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated.

Gargadon (Commander Masters)
Chris Seaman

Trample Suspend 4—{1}{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{R} and exile it with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Banner of Kinship (Foundations)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. This artifact enters with a fellowship counter on it for each creature you control of the chosen type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each fellowship counter on this artifact.

Living Lectern (Wilds of Eldraine)
Chris Seaman

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.")

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Sea-Dasher Octopus (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths Promos)
Chris Seaman

Mutate {1}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Component Pouch (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Chris Seaman

{T}, Remove a component counter from this artifact: Add two mana of different colors. {T}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Put a component counter on this artifact. 10—20 | Put two component counters on this artifact.

Sea-Dasher Octopus (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Chris Seaman

Mutate {1}{U} (If you cast this spell for its mutate cost, put it over or under target non-Human creature you own. They mutate into the creature on top plus all abilities from under it.) Flash Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Keldon Raider (Dominaria)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Keldon raiders' spoils are limited to what their colos can carry. No matter the value, the rest goes up in smoke.

Scavenger's Talent (Bloomburrow Promos)
Chris Seaman

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}: Level 2 Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. {2}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad Remastered)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Everythingamajig (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card. {8}, {T}: This artifact deals 12 damage to target creature.

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Keldon Raider (Foundations Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Keldon raiders' spoils are limited to what their colos can carry. No matter the value, the rest goes up in smoke.

Artificer's Assistant (The List)
Chris Seaman

Flying Whenever you cast a historic spell, scry 1. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic. To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom.)

Gilded Goose (Store Championships)
Chris Seaman

Flying When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token. {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.

Winged Words (Starter Commander Decks)
Chris Seaman

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a creature with flying. Draw two cards.

Magic written across the sky falls like rain on thirsty ground, bringing forth wisdom in its season.

Jade Avenger (Modern Horizons 2)
Chris Seaman

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

"Froggy fighter at the gate. Draw your sword and meet your fate." —Traditional children's rhyme

Make Your Own Luck (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. If you do, it becomes plotted. Put the rest into your hand. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.)

Wound Reflection (Double Masters)
Chris Seaman

At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

The greater the suffering, the sweeter the taste.

Icon of Ancestry (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Exit Through the Grift Shop (Unfinity)
Chris Seaman

Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.

Three Tree Rootweaver (Bloomburrow)
Chris Seaman

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

"It's easy to find your way around the Root Maze if you know what to look, listen, smell, feel, and taste for."

Forerunner of the Heralds (Rivals of Ixalan)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Merfolk card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. Whenever another Merfolk you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Vanishing Verse (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Chris Seaman

Exile target monocolored permanent.

"Whoever summoned that thing had better confess right this moment, or the whole class will be cleaning the ink receptacles for a month!"

Animating Faerie (Throne of Eldraine)
Chris Seaman

A true puppet master has no need for strings.

Generous Gift (Bloomburrow Commander)
Chris Seaman

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

The appearance of large beasts from faraway lands remains a debate between animalfolk communities.

Giltgrove Stalker (Rivals of Ixalan)
Chris Seaman

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

"The only gold I need is the sheltering shimmer of the trees."

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Impostor of the Sixth Pride (Modern Horizons)
Chris Seaman

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

The tribe was as strong as his longing, their territory as vast as his isolation. The changeling knew he had found a home, and a form.

Exclusion Mage (Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Successful battles start with knowing who's worth fighting.

Drawn from Dreams (Core Set 2020)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

"From a sea of infinite possibilities, our choices create the future." —Mu Yanling

Stitcher's Supplier (Jumpstart 2022)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

No part goes to waste.

Drown in the Loch (Special Guests)
Chris Seaman

Choose one — • Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. • Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.

Keldon Raider (Jumpstart 2022)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Keldon raiders' spoils are limited to what their colos can carry. No matter the value, the rest goes up in smoke.

Selfie Preservation (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

"Be sure to get the tree in the picture."

Gargadon (Modern Horizons 2)
Chris Seaman

Trample Suspend 4—{1}{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{R} and exile it with four time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)

Intent: Magic has made a Grater Gargadon and a Lesser Gargadon (see ref). We want you to design the "average" Gargadon.

Ayara's Oathsworn (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Chris Seaman

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Demonic Consultation (Mystery Booster 2)
Chris Seaman

Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

Abandon hope . . . .

Unlicensed Hearse (Streets of New Capenna)
Chris Seaman

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. Crew 2

Long Rest (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Chris Seaman

Return X target cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. If eight or more cards were returned to your hand this way, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Exile Long Rest.

A job well done means a rest well earned.

Sky Theater Strix (War of the Spark)
Chris Seaman

Flying Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Courier owls joined the fray, attacking the Dreadhorde with a viciousness usually reserved for mail thieves.

Rage Reflection (Double Masters)
Chris Seaman

Creatures you control have double strike.

Make every blow count.

Exclusion Mage (Foundations)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Successful battles start with knowing who's worth fighting.

Conduct Electricity (Bloomburrow)
Chris Seaman

Conduct Electricity deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one target creature token.

"Give me a lightning rod, something I can use as a channel!" Ral called above the mayhem. Nodding, Finneas drew a copperleaf arrow from his emptying quiver and shot.

Serrated Scorpion (Commander Masters)
Chris Seaman

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Each scorpion's venom is unique, thwarting sanctuary healers' attempts to develop an antidote.

Slobad, Iron Goblin (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Chris Seaman

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Once he fought to save Mirrodin. Now he fights to remake it.

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Rohgahh, Kher Keep Overlord (Dominaria United Commander)
Chris Seaman

Other Kobolds you control get +2/+2. Whenever you cast a Kobold spell, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying. Whenever you cast a Dragon spell, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Drawn from Dreams (New Capenna Commander)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

"From a sea of infinite possibilities, our choices create the future." —Mu Yanling

Deep Forest Hermit (Modern Horizons 1 Timeshifts)
Chris Seaman

Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Monstrous Step (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Chris Seaman

Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn. Up to one other target creature blocks it this turn if able. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Life is best taken one step at a time.

Stitcher's Supplier (Mystery Booster 2)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

No part goes to waste.

Exclusion Mage (Foundations Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Successful battles start with knowing who's worth fighting.

The Meathook Massacre (The List)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Stitcher's Supplier (Core Set 2019)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

No part goes to waste.

Deep Forest Hermit (Modern Horizons)
Chris Seaman

Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Shapers of Nature (Ixalan)
Chris Seaman

{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. {2}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.

Shapers adapt nature to fit their needs and then return it to the way it was, leaving no trace of their passing.

Jade Guardian (Ixalan)
Chris Seaman

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Merfolk you control.

The River Heralds believe that jade gives weight to their magic.

Deep Forest Hermit (Bloomburrow Commander)
Chris Seaman

Vanishing 3 (This creature enters with three time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from it. When the last is removed, sacrifice it.) When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Mindless Automaton (March of the Machine Commander)
Chris Seaman

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {1}, Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Draw a card.

Ransack the Lab (Modern Horizons)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

"I think someone is stealing from my laboratory. It had better not be you!" —Geralf, letter to Gisa

Mana Reflection (Double Masters)
Chris Seaman

If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces twice as much of that mana instead.

The greatest wonders of nature are found in the smallest saplings straining toward the canopy.

True Identity (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Chris Seaman

Whenever this enchantment or another permanent you control is turned face up, scry 1, then draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. Disguise {W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Risk Factor (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Chris Seaman

Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Mindless Automaton (Commander Legends)
Chris Seaman

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. {1}, Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Draw a card.

Perilous Snare (Aetherdrift Promos)
Chris Seaman

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Drawn from Dreams (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

"From a sea of infinite possibilities, our choices create the future." —Mu Yanling

Tusk and Whiskers (Unfinity)
Chris Seaman

Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. {2}{G}{W}, {T}: You get {TK}. You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Weighing in at a combined thirteen thousand pounds and two ounces.

Voja, Friend to Elves (War of the Spark Tokens)
Chris Seaman

Junktroller (Ravnica Allegiance)
Chris Seaman

Defender {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

"Hey, wait! That's my boot!" —Darijo, Ivy Street ruffian

Ocelot Pride (Modern Horizons 3)
Chris Seaman

First strike, lifelink Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.

Jade Avenger (Modern Horizons 2)
Chris Seaman

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

Action: Show a frog samurai who is a master swordsman. Skilled and agile, he stands about four feet tall and wields a daisho (see ref).

Make Your Own Luck (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Chris Seaman

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. If you do, it becomes plotted. Put the rest into your hand. (You may cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost.)

"Aim alone won't win you a duel if you can't keep your nerve." —Annie Flash

Ayara's Oathsworn (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Chris Seaman

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Gadwick's First Duel (Wilds of Eldraine)
Chris Seaman

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create a Cursed Role token attached to up to one target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.) II — Scry 2. III — When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 3 or less this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Elven Ambush (Game Night: Free-for-All)
Chris Seaman

Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token for each Elf you control.

"No elf can match a Tuskeri in combat. Why not charge?" —Knorjolvin, Tuskeri raider

Long Rest (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Chris Seaman

Return X target cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. If eight or more cards were returned to your hand this way, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Exile Long Rest.

A job well done means a rest well earned.

Towering Gibbon (Jumpstart 2022)
Chris Seaman

Reach Towering Gibbon's power is equal to the greatest mana value among creatures you control.

"Don't worry, folks. We're perfectly safe here. That's a banana processing plant."

Scavenger's Talent (Bloomburrow)
Chris Seaman

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}: Level 2 Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. {2}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Rush of Dread (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Chris Seaman

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control of their choice, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer (Streets of New Capenna)
Chris Seaman

When Rocco enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

They wouldn't admit it, but some people join the Cabaretti just for the food.

Spawn-Gang Commander (Modern Horizons 3)
Chris Seaman

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell, create three 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." {1}{C}, Sacrifice an Eldrazi: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Promos)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Impostor of the Sixth Pride (The List)
Chris Seaman

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)

The tribe was as strong as his longing, their territory as vast as his isolation. The changeling knew he had found a home, and a form.

Amulet of Vigor (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Chris Seaman

Whenever a permanent you control enters tapped, untap it.

"Everyone is obsessed with this cosmium stuff, but I can sense some kind of comparable power in this droplet of ancient amber." —Quintorius Kand, research notes

Mirran Banesplitter (March of the Machine)
Chris Seaman

Flash When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Shorecomber Crab (Foundations Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

Though Captain Riptide's corpse was mostly recovered from the shipwreck, no one ever managed to find his favorite hat.

Unlicensed Hearse (Streets of New Capenna Promos)
Chris Seaman

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. Crew 2

Everythingamajig (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

{2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand. {8}, {T}: You gain 10 life. {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Everythingamajig (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Chris Seaman

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter. {3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. {4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Long Rest (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Chris Seaman

Return X target cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. If eight or more cards were returned to your hand this way, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Exile Long Rest.

A job well done means a rest well earned.

Boon Reflection (Double Masters)
Chris Seaman

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.

Twice brewed and twice blessed, the remedy restores both body and mind.

Long Rest (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Chris Seaman

Return X target cards with different mana values from your graveyard to your hand. If eight or more cards were returned to your hand this way, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. Exile Long Rest.

Vnwxt, Verbose Host (Aetherdrift)
Chris Seaman

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) You have no maximum hand size. Max speed — If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.

Serrated Scorpion (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Chris Seaman

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

Each scorpion's venom is unique, thwarting sanctuary healers' attempts to develop an antidote.

Case of the Shifting Visage (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Chris Seaman

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. To solve — There are fifteen or more cards in your graveyard. (If unsolved, solve at the beginning of your end step.) Solved — Whenever you cast a nonlegendary creature spell, copy that spell. (The copy becomes a token.)

Ovinize (Dominaria Remastered)
Chris Seaman

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 0/1.

The crocodile's failed attack left it feeling both hungry and sheepish.

Perilous Snare (Aetherdrift Promos)
Chris Seaman

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Keldon Raider (Core Set 2020)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Keldon raiders' spoils are limited to what their colos can carry. No matter the value, the rest goes up in smoke.

Box of Free-Range Goblins (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Skrab tried to warn his fellow goblins that the hammer was bait for a trap, but they stopped listening at "hammer."

The Meathook Massacre (Innistrad Remastered)
Chris Seaman

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Vanishing Verse (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Chris Seaman

Exile target monocolored permanent.

"Whoever summoned that thing had better confess right this moment, or the whole class will be cleaning the ink receptacles for a month!"

Supply Runners (Commander Masters)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Good dogs stay by your side until the end. Great dogs leave to bring back aid.

Scavenger's Talent (Bloomburrow Promos)
Chris Seaman

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) Whenever one or more creatures you control die, create a Food token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {1}{B}: Level 2 Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, target player mills two cards. {2}{B}: Level 3 At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice three other nonland permanents. If you do, return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Everythingamajig (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life. Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}. {2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Slobad, Iron Goblin (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Chris Seaman

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Once he fought to save Mirrodin. Now he fights to remake it.

Rosnakht, Heir of Rohgahh (Dominaria United Commander)
Chris Seaman

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Rosnakht, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Border Guardian (Unstable)
Chris Seaman

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Stony Strength (Foundations Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap that creature.

"What you build, we will destroy . . . and bury you in the rubble!"

Icon of Ancestry (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Chris Seaman

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1. {3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Vanishing Verse (Strixhaven: School of Mages Promos)
Chris Seaman

Exile target monocolored permanent.

"Whoever summoned that thing had better confess right this moment, or the whole class will be cleaning the ink receptacles for a month!"

Cat Collector (Foundations)
Chris Seaman

When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you gain life for the first time during each of your turns, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

"Why so many? Because they need a home, just like I once did."

Rocketeer Boostbuggy (Aetherdrift)
Chris Seaman

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Exhaust — {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 1

Perilous Snare (Aetherdrift)
Chris Seaman

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. Max speed — {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Risk Factor (Guilds of Ravnica Promos)
Chris Seaman

Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards. Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

Mimic Vat (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Chris Seaman

Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with this artifact to its owner's graveyard. {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with this artifact. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Winged Words (Core Set 2020)
Chris Seaman

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a creature with flying. Draw two cards.

Magic written across the sky falls like rain on thirsty ground, bringing forth wisdom in its season.

Frogify (Throne of Eldraine)
Chris Seaman

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)

That gnat was still hovering by the venison, and now both looked delicious.

Everflowing Chalice (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Chris Seaman

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.

Eternal Taskmaster (Foundations Jumpstart)
Chris Seaman

This creature enters tapped. Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Sometimes she considered how much easier it would have been to stay dead.

Jade Avenger (The List)
Chris Seaman

Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

"Froggy fighter at the gate. Draw your sword and meet your fate." —Traditional children's rhyme