Road Rage

Road Rage (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

Road Rage deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is 2 plus the number of Mounts and Vehicles you control.

Endriders learned the rules of the road on Gastal, which meant they didn't learn any rules at all.

Dead Weight (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Javier Charro

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.

The hired goblins were not, as advertised, worth their weight in gold.

Suspicious Shambler (Jumpstart 2022)
Javier Charro

{4}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

It was the perfect disguise—at least until its stomach started moaning.

Anguished Unmaking (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

James flooded the room with radiation, ensuring Project Purity would not fall into Enclave hands. With his last breath, he told his child to run.

Far Fortune, End Boss (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent. Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

The Master, Transcendent (Fallout)
Javier Charro

When The Master enters, target player gets two rad counters. {T}: Put target creature card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control. It's a green Mutant with base power and toughness 3/3. (It loses its other colors and creature types.)

Goblin Fireleaper (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

"Let us hope that fire now lies between us and pursuit. Come! There is no time to lose." —Gandalf

Suspicious Shambler (Foundations)
Javier Charro

{4}{B}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

It was the perfect disguise—at least until its stomach started moaning.

Maximum Overdrive (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Compared to the Fuel Wars on Gastal, this Grand Prix is a thrilling vacation.

Elrond of the White Council (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Javier Charro

Secret council — When Elrond enters, each player secretly votes for fellowship or aid, then those votes are revealed. For each fellowship vote, the voter chooses a creature they control. You gain control of each creature chosen this way, and they gain "This creature can't attack its owner." Then for each aid vote, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Golden-Scale Aeronaut (March of the Machine)
Javier Charro

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) Flying

Johar had never heard of a pterodon. He just knew Saheeli's new invention let him fly circles around the invading monsters.

Pile On (March of the Machine)
Javier Charro

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Far Fortune, End Boss (Aetherdrift Promos)
Javier Charro

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent. Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Road Rage (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

Road Rage deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is 2 plus the number of Mounts and Vehicles you control.

Endriders learned the rules of the road on Gastal, which meant they didn't learn any rules at all.

Elrond of the White Council (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Javier Charro

Secret council — When Elrond enters, each player secretly votes for fellowship or aid, then those votes are revealed. For each fellowship vote, the voter chooses a creature they control. You gain control of each creature chosen this way, and they gain "This creature can't attack its owner." Then for each aid vote, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Marshals' Pathcruiser (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

When this Vehicle enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Exhaust — {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 5

Thirst for Knowledge (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.

A blend of seventeen fruit flavors, cola, and a weaponized-isotope byproduct that barely passed safety approval.

Double Down (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

The best alibi is being in multiple places at the same time.

Quarrel's End (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

"It is a joy to us to see you return into your own." —Éomer

Easterling Vanguard (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

When this creature dies, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

An army of Easterlings charged forth, while from the hills poured Orcs innumerable.

Liliana of the Dark Realms (Bloomburrow Commander)
Javier Charro

+1: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. −3: Target creature gets +X/+X or -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Swamps you control. −6: You get an emblem with "Swamps you control have '{T}: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.'"

Anguished Unmaking (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

James flooded the room with radiation, ensuring Project Purity would not fall into Enclave hands. With his last breath, he told his child to run.

Goblin Fireleaper (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

"Let us hope that fire now lies between us and pursuit. Come! There is no time to lose." —Gandalf

Double Down (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

The best alibi is being in multiple places at the same time.

Maddening Hex (Special Guests)
Javier Charro

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. This Aura deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach this Aura to another one of your opponents chosen at random.

Birds of Paradise (Bloomburrow Commander)
Javier Charro

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

"How lovely! An ambassador from outside Valley arrived today in Three Tree City. Animalfolk from all over have come to welcome them." —Ms. Bumbleflower

Harmonize (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Draw three cards.

"I'm already a ghoul—what more can the sun do?"

Double Down (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

The best alibi is being in multiple places at the same time.

Sculpting Steel (Secret Lair Drop)
Javier Charro

You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.

"I am Groot," Groot stated. "Yes," Tony replied, "but have you considered being Iron Man?"

Double Down (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws. Copies of permanent spells become tokens.)

The best alibi is being in multiple places at the same time.

Aragorn, the Uniter (Tales of Middle-earth Promos)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast a white spell, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. Whenever you cast a blue spell, scry 2. Whenever you cast a red spell, Aragorn deals 3 damage to target opponent. Whenever you cast a green spell, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Frontier Warmonger (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Javier Charro

Whenever one or more creatures attack one of your opponents or a planeswalker they control, those creatures gain menace until end of turn.

What could not a warrior do in this hour?

Easterling Vanguard (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

When this creature dies, amass Orcs 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

An army of Easterlings charged forth, while from the hills poured Orcs innumerable.

Noxious Revival (Special Guests)
Javier Charro

({G/P} can be paid with either {G} or 2 life.) Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

"Nothing I beat down stays down. I love this place!" —Tyvar

Pile On (March of the Machine Promos)
Javier Charro

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Anguished Unmaking (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

James flooded the room with radiation, ensuring Project Purity would not fall into Enclave hands. With his last breath, he told his child to run.

Mauhúr, Uruk-hai Captain (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

Menace If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an Army, Goblin, or Orc you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

"We are the servants of Saruman the Wise, the White Hand: the Hand that gives us Man's-flesh to eat."

Ogre Battlecaster (Jumpstart 2022)
Javier Charro

First strike Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, this creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.

The Master, Transcendent (Fallout)
Javier Charro

When The Master enters, target player gets two rad counters. {T}: Put target creature card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control. It's a green Mutant with base power and toughness 3/3. (It loses its other colors and creature types.)

Weathered Wayfarer (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Javier Charro

{W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.

The Forest of Drúadan was granted to Ghân-buri-Ghân and his folk, to be their own forever.

Elrond of the White Council (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Javier Charro

Secret council — When Elrond enters, each player secretly votes for fellowship or aid, then those votes are revealed. For each fellowship vote, the voter chooses a creature they control. You gain control of each creature chosen this way, and they gain "This creature can't attack its owner." Then for each aid vote, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

The Master, Transcendent (Fallout)
Javier Charro

When The Master enters, target player gets two rad counters. {T}: Put target creature card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control. It's a green Mutant with base power and toughness 3/3. (It loses its other colors and creature types.)

Honest Rutstein (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Javier Charro

When Honest Rutstein enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Thirst for Knowledge (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.

A blend of seventeen fruit flavors, cola, and a weaponized-isotope byproduct that barely passed safety approval.

Aragorn, the Uniter (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast a white spell, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. Whenever you cast a blue spell, scry 2. Whenever you cast a red spell, Aragorn deals 3 damage to target opponent. Whenever you cast a green spell, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge (Secret Lair Drop)
Javier Charro

Creature and planeswalker spells you cast have affinity for artifacts. (They cost {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) +2: Tezzeret deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of artifacts you control. You gain X life. −3: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand. −8: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Put all artifact cards from among them onto the battlefield.

Easterling Vanguard (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

Quand l'Avant-garde orientale meurt, amassez des orques 1. (Mettez un marqueur +1/+1 sur une armée que vous contrôlez. C'est aussi un orque. Si vous ne contrôlez pas d'armée, créez d'abord un jeton de créature 0/0 noire Orque et Armée.)

Une armée d'Orientaux chargea, tandis que depuis les collines s'élançaient des orques innombrables.

Aragorn, the Uniter (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

Whenever you cast a white spell, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. Whenever you cast a blue spell, scry 2. Whenever you cast a red spell, Aragorn deals 3 damage to target opponent. Whenever you cast a green spell, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Honest Rutstein (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Javier Charro

When Honest Rutstein enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

"No questions. No refunds."

Far Fortune, End Boss (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent. Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Broadside Barrage (Aetherdrift)
Javier Charro

Broadside Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Draw a card, then discard a card.

"Let's show 'em how the Keelhaulers say hello!"

Curator of Sun's Creation (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Javier Charro

Whenever you discover, discover again for the same value. This ability triggers only once each turn.

"Put your hammers away and bring me some blankets! Such a gift from Tilonalli must be handled with the utmost care."

Mauhúr, Uruk-hai Captain (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

Menace If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an Army, Goblin, or Orc you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

"We are the servants of Saruman the Wise, the White Hand: the Hand that gives us Man's-flesh to eat."

Far Fortune, End Boss (Aetherdrift Promos)
Javier Charro

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent. Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Pile On (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Javier Charro

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Harmonize (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Draw three cards.

"I'm already a ghoul—what more can the sun do?"

Armory Paladin (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Trample Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.

"Ad victoriam!"

Anguished Unmaking (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Exile target nonland permanent. You lose 3 life.

James flooded the room with radiation, ensuring Project Purity would not fall into Enclave hands. With his last breath, he told his child to run.

Pile On (March of the Machine Promos)
Javier Charro

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Skyship Buccaneer (Foundations)
Javier Charro

Flying Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, draw a card.

"It's a pirate's nature to be free of law. Gravity is no exception." —Kari Zev, skyship captain

The Master, Transcendent (Fallout)
Javier Charro

When The Master enters, target player gets two rad counters. {T}: Put target creature card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control. It's a green Mutant with base power and toughness 3/3. (It loses its other colors and creature types.)

Armory Paladin (Fallout)
Javier Charro

Trample Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until the end of your next turn.

"Ad victoriam!"

Quarrel's End (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Javier Charro

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

"It is a joy to us to see you return into your own." —Éomer

Pile On (March of the Machine)
Javier Charro

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)