Temperamental Oozewagg

Temperamental Oozewagg (Modern Horizons 3)
Pete Venters

{2}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.) Modified creatures you control have trample. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Its position on the food chain causes great confusion in everyone from hunters to other monsters.

Oppression (Urza's Saga)
Pete Venters

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player discards a card.

"Do not presume to speak for yourself." —Gix, to Xantcha

Spark Fiend (Unglued)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice this creature. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice this creature. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for this creature during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.

Purge (World Championship Decks 2004)
Pete Venters

Destroy target artifact creature or black creature. It can't be regenerated.

For the first and last time, the horrific creature experienced terror.

Smash to Smithereens (Magic Origins)
Pete Venters

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

The giant Tarvik dreamed that trinkets and machines caused all the world's woe. When he awoke from his troubled sleep, he took the name Tarvik Relicsmasher.

Brainwash (The Dark)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack unless its controller pays {3}.

"They're not your friends; they despise you. I'm the only one you can count on. Trust me."

Fleshbag Marauder (The List)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Grixis is a world where the only things found in abundance are death and decay. Corpses, whole or in part, are the standard currency among necromancers and demons.

Thoughtpicker Witch (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Pete Venters

{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library, then exile one of them.

"Once the brew gets the brains nice and pickled, they're a lot easier to pick through."

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Duels of the Planeswalkers)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Smash to Smithereens (The List)
Pete Venters

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

The giant Tarvik dreamed that trinkets and machines caused all the world's woe. When he awoke from his troubled sleep, he took the name Tarvik Relicsmasher.

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Commander 2014)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Tidings (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

Draw four cards.

"Many wearing rapiers are afraid of goose-quills." —William Shakespeare, *Hamlet*

Jodah's Avenger (Planar Chaos)
Pete Venters

{0}: Until end of turn, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of double strike, protection from red, vigilance, or shadow. (A creature with shadow can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Arcum Dagsson (Double Masters)
Pete Venters

{T}: Target artifact creature's controller sacrifices it. That player may search their library for a noncreature artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Artifice sundered the world. It shall not again wreak such sorrow."

Elvish Scout (Fallen Empires)
Pete Venters

{G}, {T}: Untap target attacking creature you control. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by it this turn.

"Even for Elves, they were stealthy little twerps. They'd taken our measure before we'd even seen them." —Marshall Volnikov

Tahngarth (Vanguard Series)
Pete Venters

Creatures you control have haste.

Tahngarth, first mate of the *Weatherlight* under Sisay, knows that there are really only two forms of life: the ugly ones and the minotaurs. A narcissist, he considers the condition of his hide as important as the accuracy of his blade.

Tremor (Eighth Edition)
Pete Venters

Tremor deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

Where do you run when the earth becomes your enemy?

Apprentice Necromancer (Urza's Destiny)
Pete Venters

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.

Plummet (Core Set 2019)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Plummet (Conspiracy)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Wrench Mind (The List)
Pete Venters

Target player discards two cards unless they discard an artifact card.

What is the sound of one head snapping?

Lhurgoyf (Eighth Edition)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Duel Decks: Elves vs. Goblins)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Mercadia's Downfall (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

Each attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each nonbasic land defending player controls.

With an explosion that shook the foundation of the city, the *Weatherlight* burst from the underground hangar.

Raksha Golden Cub (Commander 2017)
Pete Venters

Vigilance As long as Raksha Golden Cub is equipped, Cat creatures you control get +2/+2 and have double strike.

Some believe that Raksha, youngest of the kha, is the reincarnation of Dakan, the first and mightiest of leonin leaders.

Fleshbag Marauder (Duel Decks: Garruk vs. Liliana)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Grixis is a world where the only things found in abundance are death and decay. Corpses, whole or in part, are the standard currency among necromancers and demons.

Homarid Warrior (Fifth Edition)
Pete Venters

{U}: This creature gains shroud until end of turn and doesn't untap during your next untap step. Tap it. (A creature with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Jodah's Avenger (The List)
Pete Venters

{0}: Until end of turn, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of double strike, protection from red, vigilance, or shadow. (A creature with shadow can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Pandemonium (Exodus)
Pete Venters

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.

"If we cannot live proudly, we die so!" —Eladamri, Lord of Leaves

Goblin Mountaineer (Ninth Edition)
Pete Venters

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

The only thing worse than a goblin is a goblin that knows his way around.

Daggerclaw Imp (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Pete Venters

Flying This creature can't block.

The Simic use the claws as scalpels, while the Rakdos use them for tattooing and torture. The Gruul use them to pick their teeth after lunching on the rest of the carcass.

Spined Thopter (The List)
Pete Venters

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) Flying

"I appreciate the depravity of noble designs turned to devious ends." —Tezzeret

Plummet (Magic Origins)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Cleansing (The Dark)
Pete Venters

For each land, destroy that land unless any player pays 1 life.

Orcish Settlers (World Championship Decks 1998)
Pete Venters

{X}{X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy X target lands.

They wouldn't know their house from a charred hole in the ground.

Clutch of the Undercity (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Pete Venters

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 3 life. Transmute {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Ebon Drake (Fifth Dawn)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

The deadliest killers serve only those who are not afraid to die.

Duress (Seventh Edition)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."

Voice of the Woods (Duel Decks Anthology: Elves vs. Goblins)
Pete Venters

Tap five untapped Elves you control: Create a 7/7 green Elemental creature token with trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

The ritual of making draws upon the elves' memories and pasts. And elves have long memories and ancient pasts.

Lhurgoyf (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Stinkdrinker Daredevil (Commander 2015)
Pete Venters

Giant spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Boggarts constantly strive to outdo each other with the things they bring back to the warren, each hoping the exploit will become as well-known as those of Auntie Grub.

Tidings (Tenth Edition)
Pete Venters

Draw four cards.

"Though the letter was many pages long, I could tell all I needed to know from one look at the messenger's face." —Barrin, master wizard

Duress (World Championship Decks 2001)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."

Phyrexian Ghoul (Dominaria Remastered)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Phyrexia wastes nothing. Its food chain is a spiraling cycle.

Fists of the Anvil (Mirrodin)
Pete Venters

Target creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Gron's mind reeled with possibilities, most of which are best left unmentioned.

Bone Saw (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Pete Venters

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"When metal instruments are scarce, a saw constructed from the subject's femur will suffice for a craniectomy." —Ashnod, research notes

Jodah's Avenger (Time Spiral Remastered)
Pete Venters

{0}: Until end of turn, this creature gets -1/-1 and gains your choice of double strike, protection from red, vigilance, or shadow. (A creature with shadow can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)

Mogg Conscripts (The List)
Pete Venters

This creature can't attack unless you've cast a creature spell this turn.

"Torahn's horns! They've seen us. Now, statue, you must fight to save yourself!" —Tahngarth, aboard the *Predator*

Heightened Awareness (Prophecy)
Pete Venters

As this enchantment enters, discard your hand. At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.

"It startles me how alive one feels on the edge of death." —Barrin, master wizard

Sadistic Glee (Battle Royale Box Set)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.

"First blood isn't as important as last blood." —Gerrard of the *Weatherlight*

Phyrexian Dreadnought (Mirage)
Pete Venters

Trample When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.

Ensnaring Bridge (Stronghold)
Pete Venters

Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.

"I expected a fight, but I didn't expect it from the building itself." —Gerrard

Phyrexian Ghoul (Battle Royale Box Set)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Phyrexia wastes nothing. Its food chain is a spiraling cycle.

Crypt Champion (The List)
Pete Venters

Double strike When this creature enters, each player puts a creature card with mana value 3 or less from their graveyard onto the battlefield. When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless {R} was spent to cast it.

Spoils of War (Ice Age)
Pete Venters

X is the number of artifact and/or creature cards in an opponent's graveyard as you cast this spell. Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures.

"This is the fun part!" —Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician

Yawgmoth Demon (Ninth Edition)
Pete Venters

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you don't, tap this creature and it deals 2 damage to you.

Sheltering Ancient (Coldsnap)
Pete Venters

Trample Cumulative upkeep—Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature an opponent controls. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Wall of Shadows (Legends)
Pete Venters

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures it's blocking. This creature can't be the target of spells that can target only Walls or of abilities that can target only Walls.

Heart of Yavimaya (World Championship Decks 1997)
Pete Venters

If this land would enter, sacrifice a Forest instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. {T}: Add {G}. {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Grave-Shell Scarab (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Pete Venters

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Dredge 1 (If you would draw a card, you may mill a card instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Searing Flesh (Onslaught)
Pete Venters

Searing Flesh deals 7 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Zemoo found out the hard way that "inflammable" and "flammable" mean the same thing.

Goblin War Strike (Scourge)
Pete Venters

Goblin War Strike deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.

"Fire, aim, ready!"

Vulshok Berserker (Magic 2011)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

He will carve out a legend for himself with his own two hands.

Wandering Mage (Alliances)
Pete Venters

{W}, Pay 1 life: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. {U}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target Cleric or Wizard creature this turn. {B}, Put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target player or planeswalker this turn.

Psychic Frog (Modern Horizons 3)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Reviving Vapors (Invasion)
Pete Venters

Reveal the top three cards of your library and put one of them into your hand. You gain life equal to that card's mana value. Put all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.

Hero's Resolve (Tempest)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+5.

"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune—they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures." —Gerrard of the *Weatherlight*

Invasion Plans (Stronghold)
Pete Venters

All creatures block each combat if able. The attacking player chooses how each creature blocks each combat.

Gerrard studied the globe as Mirri kept watch. Suddenly, his eyes widened. "This is Dominaria!"

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Eternal Masters)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Gnat Alley Creeper (Dissension)
Pete Venters

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with flying.

Despite its diminutive name, Gnat Alley is the longest street in Ravnica. Mile after twisting mile, it threads its way among the broader, safer thoroughfares like a parasite.

Sunbillow Verge (Aetherdrift)
Pete Venters

{T}: Add {W}. {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Plains.

"Loot is free to go where he wants, so let's make sure the kid gets there in one piece." —Chandra Nalaar

Windfall (Battle Royale Box Set)
Pete Venters

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

"To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it." —Barrin, master wizard

Painbringer (Odyssey)
Pete Venters

{T}, Exile any number of cards from your graveyard: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards exiled this way.

Pale Moon (Nemesis)
Pete Venters

Until end of turn, if a player taps a nonbasic land for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of any other type.

Denizens of Rath had never seen the moon before. It was a symbol of change, not constancy.

Carnophage (Exodus)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 1 life.

Eating is all it knows.

Laquatus's Disdain (Judgment)
Pete Venters

Counter target spell cast from a graveyard. Draw a card.

"The first time was amusing, but now you're getting tiresome."

Boneknitter (Onslaught)
Pete Venters

{1}{B}: Regenerate target Zombie. Morph {2}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Nothing comes together as easily as it comes apart.

Sunbillow Verge (Aetherdrift Promos)
Pete Venters

{T}: Add {W}. {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Plains.

"Loot is free to go where he wants, so let's make sure the kid gets there in one piece." —Chandra Nalaar

Ward Sliver (The List)
Pete Venters

As this creature enters, choose a color. All Slivers have protection from the chosen color.

The first wave of slivers perished from the Riptide wizards' magic. The second wave shrugged off their spells like water.

Gaea's Avenger (Antiquities)
Pete Venters

Gaea's Avenger's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus the number of artifacts your opponents control.

After the destruction of Argoth, Gaea was willing to instill a portion of her own powers into some of her more vengeful followers.

Circle of Protection: Red (Pro Tour Collector Set)
Pete Venters

{1}: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Debt of Loyalty (Weatherlight)
Pete Venters

Regenerate target creature. You gain control of that creature if it regenerates this way.

"I killed him because I had to," Starke lied to Gerrard. "But now I pledge my loyalty to you."

Phyrexian Ghoul (Duel Decks: Phyrexia vs. the Coalition)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Phyrexia wastes nothing. Its food chain is a spiraling cycle.

Flametongue Kavu (World Championship Decks 2002)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay

Moggcatcher (Nemesis)
Pete Venters

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"They're not worth much, but they're easy to catch."

Rocket Launcher (Summer Magic / Edgar)
Pete Venters

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

What these devices lacked in subtlety, they made up in strength.

Vulshok War Boar (Darksteel)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice an artifact.

It must eat its weight in metal daily, or its furnacelike belly will consume itself for lack of fuel.

Nomad Decoy (Dominaria Remastered)
Pete Venters

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. Threshold — {W}{W}, {T}: Tap two target creatures. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

If you can take something from a nomad, it's probably bait.

Flametongue Kavu (Planeshift)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay

Grandmother Sengir (Homelands)
Pete Venters

{1}{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

"Rarely have power and madness been so delightfully wed as they have in our dear Grandmother." —Baron Sengir

Kitsune Diviner (Champions of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

{T}: Tap target Spirit.

She who once led prayers honoring the kami adapted to use her influence to stay them.

Saprazzan Breaker (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

{U}: Mill a card. If a land card was milled this way, this creature can't be blocked this turn.

Coercion (Tempest)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card.

"There's very little that escapes me, Greven. And you will escape very little if you fail." —Volrath

Nocturnal Raid (Seventh Edition)
Pete Venters

Black creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

The Eastern Paladin doesn't attack at night for the tactical advantage. He does it for the sheer joy of fighting beneath the moon.

The Dark Barony (Planechase Anthology Planes)
Pete Venters

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player's graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life. Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Commander Anthology)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Cache Raiders (Duel Decks: Venser vs. Koth)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.

What the current doesn't take, they do.

Putrid Raptor (Scourge)
Pete Venters

Morph—Discard a Zombie card. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

It eagerly gobbles up bits of its own rotting flesh as they fall to the swampy ground.

Tahngarth's Glare (Apocalypse)
Pete Venters

Look at the top three cards of target opponent's library, then put them back in any order. That player looks at the top three cards of your library, then puts them back in any order.

Ancestor's Chosen (Tenth Edition)
Pete Venters

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each card in your graveyard.

Flametongue Kavu (Friday Night Magic 2005)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay

The Abyss (Legends)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated.

"An immense river of oblivion is sweeping us away into a nameless abyss." —Ernest Renan, *Souvenirs d'Enfance et de Jeunesse*

Windfall (Commander 2011)
Pete Venters

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

"To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it." —Barrin, master wizard

Thran War Machine (Urza's Legacy)
Pete Venters

Echo {4} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Hulking Goblin (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

This creature can't block.

The bigger they are, the harder they avoid work.

Goblin Hero (Fifth Edition)
Pete Venters

"When you're a goblin, you don't have to step forward to be a hero—everyone else just has to step back!" —Biggum Flodrot, goblin veteran

Oppression (The List)
Pete Venters

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player discards a card.

"Do not presume to speak for yourself." —Gix, to Xantcha

Invasion Plans (The List)
Pete Venters

All creatures block each combat if able. The attacking player chooses how each creature blocks each combat.

Gerrard studied the globe as Mirri kept watch. Suddenly, his eyes widened. "This is Dominaria!"

Thelon's Curse (Fallen Empires)
Pete Venters

Blue creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may choose any number of tapped blue creatures they control and pay {U} for each creature chosen this way. If the player does, untap those creatures.

Mogg Infestation (The List)
Pete Venters

Destroy all creatures target player controls. For each creature that died this way, that player creates two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Grave-Shell Scarab (GRN Guild Kit)
Pete Venters

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card. Dredge 1 (If you would draw a card, you may mill a card instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Scuzzback Marauders (Shadowmoor)
Pete Venters

Trample Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Rathi Trapper (Planar Chaos)
Pete Venters

{B}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Tangling vines, fetid murk, paralyzing poisons, and crawling dead. The swamp is nature's trap waiting to be exploited by unnatural minds.

Daggerclaw Imp (Duel Decks Anthology: Divine vs. Demonic)
Pete Venters

Flying This creature can't block.

The Simic use the claws as scalpels, while the Rakdos use them for tattooing and torture. The Gruul use them to pick their teeth after lunching on the rest of the carcass.

Cavern Crawler (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.) {R}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Impending Disaster (Urza's Legacy)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are seven or more lands on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment and destroy all lands.

"The goblins are in charge of maintenance? Why not just set it on fire now and call it a day?" —Whip Tongue, viashino technician

Uphill Battle (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

Creatures played by your opponents enter tapped.

Cho-Manno knew he had no choice but to ally with Gerrard. If that's what it took to free his people, he'd pay the price.

Orcish Cannonade (Duel Decks: Speed vs. Cunning)
Pete Venters

Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. Draw a card.

"Crispy! Scarback! Load another volcano-ball." —Stumphobbler Thuj, orcish captain

Deepwood Legate (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

If an opponent controls a Forest and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Threaten (Ninth Edition)
Pete Venters

Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Goblins' motivational techniques are crude, but effective.

Sylvan Safekeeper (World Championship Decks 2002)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

"How could someone so small cause so much trouble?" —Nomad sentry

Exiled Boggart (Lorwyn)
Pete Venters

When this creature dies, discard a card.

Among the boggarts, there is only one real rule: all new treasures and experiences must be shared. Those who hoard their gifts commit the one truly unforgivable sin.

Sylvan Safekeeper (Judgment)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

"How could someone so small cause so much trouble?" —Nomad sentry

Oxidda Daredevil (Scars of Mirrodin)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

His goggles spattered with grime and his mouth full of bugs, he tossed the engines another priceless relic.

Cabal Archon (Onslaught)
Pete Venters

{B}, Sacrifice a Cleric: Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

"You are weak. I am strong. The protocol is obvious."

Goblin Bowling Team (Unglued)
Pete Venters

If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Flog was out of his league—this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split.

Clutch of the Undercity (The List)
Pete Venters

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 3 life. Transmute {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Afterlife (Mirage)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Facets of life, reflections of the soul.

Flametongue Kavu (Planechase)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay, captain of the *Weatherlight*

Cabal Slaver (Onslaught)
Pete Venters

Whenever a Goblin deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.

"In its natural habitat, the goblin is stupid, yet devious. Now it's stupid, devious, and powerful."

Spectral Sliver (The List)
Pete Venters

All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."

"Sure, I've seen agents of the Cabal here and there. Well, not here, and certainly not in any of the sliver labs. Oh dear, I've said too much." —Apprentice researcher

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (The List)
Pete Venters

Haste {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Talruum Champion (Visions)
Pete Venters

First strike Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses first strike until end of turn.

In the Talruum language, there is no word for "surprised."

Crovax the Cursed (Stronghold)
Pete Venters

Crovax enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Crovax. If you don't, remove a +1/+1 counter from Crovax. {B}: Crovax gains flying until end of turn.

Fists of the Anvil (Tenth Edition)
Pete Venters

Target creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Gron's mind reeled with possibilities, most of which are best left unmentioned.

Temperamental Oozewagg (Modern Horizons 3)
Pete Venters

{2}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.) Modified creatures you control have trample. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Its position on the food chain causes great confusion in everyone from hunters to other monsters.

Phyrexian Ghoul (Planechase)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Phyrexia wastes nothing. Its food chain is a spiraling cycle.

Death Pit Offering (Eighth Edition)
Pete Venters

When this enchantment enters, sacrifice all creatures you control. Creatures you control get +2/+2.

"Kill them all and feed them to the new recruits." —Crovax, ascendant evincar

Archivist (Urza's Legacy)
Pete Venters

{T}: Draw a card.

Some do. Some teach. The rest look it up.

Purge (Darksteel)
Pete Venters

Destroy target artifact creature or black creature. It can't be regenerated.

For the first and last time, the horrific creature experienced terror.

Leonin Squire (Fifth Dawn)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, return target artifact card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

"I may be kha, but without my soldiers, my people, I am nothing." —Raksha Golden Cub

Giant Strength (Tempest)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

"Crovax seems filled only with shadows," thought Orim. "Where does his strength come from?"

Threaten (Tenth Edition)
Pete Venters

Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Goblins' motivational techniques are crude, but effective.

Phyrexian Portal (Alliances)
Pete Venters

{3}: If your library has ten or more cards in it, target opponent looks at the top ten cards of your library and separates them into two face-down piles. Exile one of those piles. Search the other pile for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle the rest of that pile into your library.

Lightning Talons (Shards of Alara)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

"This is going to hurt a lot, but on the bright side, you'll be dead soon." —Sedris, the Traitor King

Aura Mutation (Commander 2016)
Pete Venters

Destroy target enchantment. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that enchantment's mana value.

"Life can be found in all things, even things unnatural." —Multani, maro-sorcerer

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Duel Decks Anthology: Elves vs. Goblins)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Goblin (Unglued Tokens)
Pete Venters

Phyrexian Ghoul (Masters 25)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Phyrexia wastes nothing. Its food chain is a spiraling cycle.

Orcish Spy (Fallen Empires)
Pete Venters

{T}: Look at the top three cards of target player's library.

"You idiot! Never let the spies mingle with the Orcish regulars after completing a mission. Now we'll never get them to fight!" —General Khurzog

Demon (Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic Tokens)
Pete Venters

Flying

Warren Soultrader (Modern Horizons 3)
Pete Venters

Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"The living take their souls for granted. The dead know what they're worth."

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Lorwyn)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Consuming Vortex (Champions of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Splice onto Arcane {3}{U} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Goblin Psychopath (Scourge)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, the next time it would deal combat damage this turn, it deals that damage to you instead.

The destruction he causes is nothing next to the chaos in his mind.

Afterlife (The List)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Facets of life, reflections of the soul.

Goblin Fireslinger (Magic 2012)
Pete Venters

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

A rock between your eyes hurts. A burning rock between your eyes ruins your whole day.

Endbringer's Revel (Prophecy)
Pete Venters

{4}: Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand. Any player may activate this ability but only as a sorcery.

First death. Then Shauku.

Hellfire (Legends)
Pete Venters

Destroy all nonblack creatures. Hellfire deals X plus 3 damage to you, where X is the number of creatures that died this way.

"High on a throne of royal state . . . insatiate to pursue vain war with heav'n." —John Milton, *Paradise Lost*

Goblin Glider (Portal Second Age)
Pete Venters

Flying This creature can't block.

The goblins call the gliders "death from above." Everyone else calls them "clods in the clouds."

Exile into Darkness (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice with mana value 3 or less. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Rise (Duel Decks: Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas)
Pete Venters

Jumbo Imp (Unglued)
Pete Venters

Flying As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result. At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.

The Dark Barony (Planechase Planes)
Pete Venters

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player's graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life. Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

Scar (Shadowmoor)
Pete Venters

Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

"What is a scar? A sign of courage in the face of danger? A mere trick of flesh? Or a constant reminder of agonizing pain, and the follies of war." —Illulia of Nighthearth

Cephalid Illusionist (The List)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, mill three cards. {2}{U}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target creature you control this turn.

Brainwash (Fourth Edition Foreign Black Border)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack unless its controller pays {3}.

Psychic Frog (Modern Horizons 3)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Some frogs poison the body. Some frogs poison the mind.

Kiku's Shadow (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

"Me? No, I'm not going to kill you. I won't even lay a finger on you. I promise." —Kiku, Night's Flower

Pithing Needle (Magic 2010)
Pete Venters

As this artifact enters, choose a card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

It disables with pinpoint accuracy.

Natural Affinity (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

All lands become 2/2 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.

As long as the dryads are a part of the forest, the forest is a part of the army.

Lhurgoyf (World Championship Decks 1997)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Frazzle (Guildpact)
Pete Venters

Counter target nonblue spell.

The chant was interrupted, the components cooked, and Zok worried that it was his brain he smelled smoking.

Bone Saw (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Pete Venters

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

In a world where death is always violent, cruel weapons are as common as rocks.

Spectral Sliver (Legions)
Pete Venters

All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."

"Sure, I've seen agents of the Cabal here and there. Well, not here, and certainly not in any of the sliver labs. Oh dear, I've said too much." —Apprentice researcher

Akki Blizzard-Herder (Betrayers of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

When this creature dies, each player sacrifices a land of their choice.

"It remains unclear whether the akki shamans could in fact create storms or simply predicted them." —*The History of Kamigawa*

Gix (Vanguard Series)
Pete Venters

{3}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Through ruthlessness and raw ambition, Gix rose through the Phyrexian regime to the exalted rank of praetor. Even while overseeing many of Phyrexia's most important undertakings, Gix continues his own quest for supremacy . . . for in Phyrexia, the weak become fodder for the strong.

Thran War Machine (The List)
Pete Venters

Echo {4} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Icatian Lieutenant (Fallen Empires)
Pete Venters

{1}{W}: Target Soldier creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

To become an officer, an Icatian Soldier had to pass a series of tests. These evaluated not only fighting and leadership skills, but also integrity, honor, and moral strength.

Prismatic Circle (Mirage)
Pete Venters

Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) As this enchantment enters, choose a color. {1}: The next time a source of your choice of the chosen color would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Daggerclaw Imp (Modern Masters 2015)
Pete Venters

Flying This creature can't block.

The Simic use the claws as scalpels, while the Rakdos use them for tattooing and torture. The Gruul use them to pick their teeth after lunching on the rest of the carcass.

Blight (Renaissance)
Pete Venters

Enchant land When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it.

Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor (Mystery Booster 2)
Pete Venters

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller may pay 1 life. If they do, they draw a card. {4}{B}{B}{B}, Discard X cards: Exile the top X cards of target opponent's library. You may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Phyrexian Altar (Double Masters 2022)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

Offerings must first be freed from the prison of their own skin before they're welcomed into the Flesh Singularity.

Carrionette (Tempest)
Pete Venters

{2}{B}{B}: Exile this card and target creature unless that creature's controller pays {2}. Activate only if this card is in your graveyard.

Embermage Goblin (Onslaught)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a card named Embermage Goblin, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Serra Paladin (Homelands)
Pete Venters

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. {1}{W}{W}, {T}: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

"Would that I could be a Paladin again, but the dead hold no place among their ranks." —Ihsan's Shade

Mistvein Borderpost (Archenemy)
Pete Venters

You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Hulking Goblin (Portal)
Pete Venters

This creature can't block.

The bigger they are, the harder they avoid work.

Planeswalker's Mischief (Planeshift)
Pete Venters

{3}{U}: Target opponent reveals a card at random from their hand. If it's an instant or sorcery card, exile it. You may cast it without paying its mana cost for as long as it remains exiled. At the beginning of the next end step, if you haven't cast it, return it to its owner's hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Defiant Elf (Legions)
Pete Venters

Trample

"I lost one home when Yavimaya was destroyed. I will not lose another."

Brainwash (Renaissance)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack unless its controller pays {3}.

Syncopate (Odyssey)
Pete Venters

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

"Memories can't simply be washed away. The mind must be scrubbed clean." —Ambassador Laquatus

Urza's Incubator (The List)
Pete Venters

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creature spells of the chosen type cost {2} less to cast.

"Stop thinking like an artificer, Urza, and start thinking like a father!" —Rayne, chancellor of the Tolarian Academy

Lhurgoyf (Battle Royale Box Set)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Daggerclaw Imp (Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic)
Pete Venters

Flying This creature can't block.

The Simic use the claws as scalpels, while the Rakdos use them for tattooing and torture. The Gruul use them to pick their teeth after lunching on the rest of the carcass.

Mons's Goblin Raiders (Fifth Edition)
Pete Venters

The intricate dynamics of Rundvelt goblin affairs are often confused with anarchy. The chaos, however, is the chaos of a thundercloud, and direction will sporadically and violently appear. Pashalik Mons and his raiders are the thunderhead that leads in the storm.

Rampart Crawler (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

This creature can't be blocked by Walls.

"Not even the magistrate in his lofty tower is out of our reach." —Cateran overlord

Raging Goblin (Beatdown Box Set)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.

Flametongue Kavu (World Championship Decks 2002)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay

Forest (Asia Pacific Land Program)
Pete Venters

({T}: Add {G}.)

Devouring Light (Ravnica Remastered)
Pete Venters

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Exile target attacking or blocking creature.

Into the light the good are welcomed, and with the light the evil are banished.

Infectious Horror (Core Set 2019)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 2 life.

Not once in the history of Grixis has anyone died of old age.

Recollect (Core Set 2019)
Pete Venters

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

"The bones of the past will tell their tales—if you know how to speak their language."

Urza's Incubator (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Pete Venters

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type. Creature spells of the chosen type cost {2} less to cast.

"Stop thinking like an artificer, Urza, and start thinking like a father!" —Rayne, chancellor of the Tolarian Academy

Simic Growth Chamber (Double Masters 2022)
Pete Venters

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. {T}: Add {G}{U}.

Bone Saw (Conflux)
Pete Venters

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

In a world where death is always violent, cruel weapons are as common as rocks.

Raging Goblin (Portal)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Charging alone takes uncommon daring or uncommon stupidity. Or both.

Talruum Piper (Visions)
Pete Venters

All creatures with flying able to block this creature do so.

When the Talruum began to play, the dragons fell from the sky to squash the obnoxious noise.

Hoarder's Greed (Lorwyn)
Pete Venters

You lose 2 life and draw two cards, then clash with an opponent. If you win, repeat this process. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)

Goblin Hero (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

When you're a goblin, you don't have to step forward to be a hero—everyone else just has to step back.

Maniacal Rage (Battle Royale Box Set)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.

Only by sacrificing any semblance of defense could Gerrard best Greven.

Flametongue Kavu (World Championship Decks 2001)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay

Phyrexian Arena (World Championship Decks 2001)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

An audience of one with the malice of thousands.

Pandemonium (The List)
Pete Venters

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.

"If we cannot live proudly, we die so!" —Eladamri, Lord of Leaves

Ward Sliver (Secret Lair Drop)
Pete Venters

As this creature enters, choose a color. All Slivers have protection from the chosen color.

The first wave of slivers perished from the Riptide wizards' magic. The second wave shrugged off their spells like water.

Rise (Dissension)
Pete Venters

Spelljack (Judgment)
Pete Venters

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may play it without paying its mana cost for as long as it remains exiled. (If it has X in its mana cost, X is 0.)

Shauku, Endbringer (Mirage)
Pete Venters

Flying Shauku can't attack if there's another creature on the battlefield. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life. {T}: Exile target creature and put a +1/+1 counter on Shauku.

Zur the Enchanter (Commander's Arsenal Oversized)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever Zur attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Zur remained aloof from Terisiare's suffering, intent only on his own perfection.

Chronosavant (Time Spiral)
Pete Venters

{1}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. You skip your next turn.

"In my dreams, I hear the voices of my future selves who have died in times yet to come. I use that knowledge to avoid those dark futures and continue my search for peace."

Benalish Missionary (Weatherlight)
Pete Venters

{1}{W}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target blocked creature this turn.

"These horn-haters say no gods but theirs exist. I say let him find out for himself—right now!" —Tahngarth of the *Weatherlight*

Viashino Sandswimmer (Urza's Saga)
Pete Venters

{R}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, return this creature to its owner's hand. If you lose the flip, sacrifice this creature.

Few swim in a place of such thirst.

Goblin Hero (Classic Sixth Edition)
Pete Venters

"When you're a goblin, you don't have to step forward to be a hero—everyone else just has to step back!" —Biggum Flodrot, goblin veteran

Infectious Horror (Conflux)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 2 life.

Not once in the history of Grixis has anyone died of old age.

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Kaldheim Commander)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Fire at Will (Eventide)
Pete Venters

Fire at Will deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target attacking or blocking creatures.

"Make these shots count. The more foes we drop now, the fewer we'll have trying to kill us later."

Ward Sliver (Legions)
Pete Venters

As this creature enters, choose a color. All Slivers have protection from the chosen color.

The first wave of slivers perished from the Riptide wizards' magic. The second wave shrugged off their spells like water.

Skittish Kavu (Invasion)
Pete Venters

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as no opponent controls a white or blue creature.

Fierce when roused, this breed of kavu is easily distracted by a strong voice or melodic tune.

Stinkdrinker Daredevil (Modern Masters)
Pete Venters

Giant spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Boggarts constantly strive to outdo each other with the things they bring back to the warren, each hoping the exploit will become as well-known as those of Auntie Grub.

Goblin Psychopath (Jumpstart 2022)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, the next time it would deal combat damage this turn, it deals that damage to you instead.

He never wastes energy distinguishing between friend and foe.

Lhurgoyf (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Coffin Purge (World Championship Decks 2002)
Pete Venters

Exile target card from a graveyard. Flashback {B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Massacre (The List)
Pete Venters

If an opponent controls a Plains and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Spiritual Visit (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token. Splice onto Arcane {W} (As you cast an Arcane spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effects to that spell.)

Tidings (Ninth Edition)
Pete Venters

Draw four cards.

"Though the letter was many pages long, I could tell all I needed to know from one look at the messenger's face." —Barrin, master wizard

Crypt Champion (RNA Guild Kit)
Pete Venters

Double strike When this creature enters, each player puts a creature card with mana value 3 or less from their graveyard onto the battlefield. When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless {R} was spent to cast it.

Stinkdrinker Daredevil (Lorwyn)
Pete Venters

Giant spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Boggarts constantly strive to outdo each other with the things they bring back to the warren, each hoping the exploit will become as well-known as those of Auntie Grub.

Loamdragger Giant (Shadowmoor)
Pete Venters

Giants sleep soundly and long, sometimes for long enough that a crust of earth and moss grows over them. But inevitably something disturbs their slumber, and they wake unhappy.

Disciple of Tevesh Szat (Coldsnap)
Pete Venters

{T}: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. {4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -6/-6 until end of turn.

"You pray to Freyalise, but she cannot hear your pleas. It is Tevesh Szat who will claim your soul."

Phyrexian Ghoul (March of the Machine Commander)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice a creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Phyrexia wastes nothing. Its food chain is a spiraling cycle.

Ensnaring Bridge (Mystery Booster 2)
Pete Venters

Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.

"I expected a fight, but I didn't expect it from the building itself." —Gerrard

Arcum Dagsson (Coldsnap)
Pete Venters

{T}: Target artifact creature's controller sacrifices it. That player may search their library for a noncreature artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"Artifice sundered the world. It shall not again wreak such sorrow."

Flametongue Kavu (World Championship Decks 2002)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay

Phyrexian Arena (Apocalypse)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

An audience of one with the malice of thousands.

Raksha Golden Cub (Fifth Dawn)
Pete Venters

Vigilance As long as Raksha Golden Cub is equipped, Cat creatures you control get +2/+2 and have double strike.

Some believe that Raksha, youngest of the kha, is the reincarnation of Dakan, the first and mightiest of leonin leaders.

Sadistic Glee (Tempest)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.

"First blood isn't as important as last blood." —Gerrard of the *Weatherlight*

Pendelhaven Elder (Time Spiral)
Pete Venters

{T}: Each 1/1 creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

The elder who carries the ancestral mantle of Jacques le Vert is tasked with his ancient mission: to protect the creatures of Pendelhaven.

Wall of Shadows (Chronicles)
Pete Venters

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures it's blocking. This creature can't be the target of spells that can target only Walls or of abilities that can target only Walls.

Blessed Reversal (Urza's Legacy)
Pete Venters

You gain 3 life for each creature attacking you.

Even an enemy is a valuable resource.

Ronin Warclub (Betrayers of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Whenever a creature you control enters, attach this Equipment to that creature. Equip {5} ({5}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Coercion (Beatdown Box Set)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card.

"There's very little that escapes me, Greven. And you will escape very little if you fail." —Volrath

Raiding Nightstalker (Portal Second Age)
Pete Venters

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

"Our steeds need food, water, stabling. Theirs just need prey." —Restela, Alaborn marshal

Goblin Fireslinger (Modern Masters 2015)
Pete Venters

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

A rock between your eyes hurts. A burning rock between your eyes ruins your whole day.

Defiant Vanguard (Time Spiral Timeshifted)
Pete Venters

When this creature blocks, at end of combat, destroy it and all creatures it blocked this turn. {5}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 4 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Invisibility (Eighth Edition)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Verick held his breath. Breathing wouldn't reveal his position, but it would force him to smell the goblins.

Orcish Settlers (The List)
Pete Venters

{X}{X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy X target lands.

They wouldn't know their house from a charred hole in the ground.

Smash to Smithereens (Shadowmoor)
Pete Venters

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

The giant Tarvik dreamed that trinkets and machines caused all the world's woe. When he awoke from his troubled sleep, he took the name Tarvik Relicsmasher.

Armor Thrull (Fallen Empires)
Pete Venters

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Put a +1/+2 counter on target creature.

"The worst thing about being a mercenary for the Ebon Hand is having to wear a dead Thrull." —Ivra Jursdotter

Reckless Spite (Tempest)
Pete Venters

Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.

"My plan's elegance leads my enemies to believe it is spite that fuels me." —Volrath

Treasure Nabber (Commander Masters)
Pete Venters

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

"Opposable thumbs, opposable toes, prehensile tails, boundary issues . . . no treasure is safe from a goblin." —Captain Lannery Storm

Pestilence (The List)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment. {B}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Force of Nature (Fifth Edition)
Pete Venters

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 8 damage to you unless you pay {G}{G}{G}{G}.

"It blinked, and flower petals fell like tears. Harthar, sensing weakness, attacked—and his blood fell like petals." —Shesul Fass, faerie bard

Mons's Goblin Raiders (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

Just because they have a club doesn't mean they're organized.

Demon (Commander 2014 Tokens)
Pete Venters

Flying

Plummet (Masters 25)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Rocket Launcher (Revised Edition)
Pete Venters

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

What these devices lacked in subtlety, they made up in strength.

Dusk Imp (Duels of the Planeswalkers)
Pete Venters

Flying

Imps are just intelligent enough to have an understanding of cruelty.

Circle of Protection: Artifacts (Fourth Edition)
Pete Venters

{2}: The next time an artifact source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Spark Spray (Dominaria Remastered)
Pete Venters

Spark Spray deals 1 damage to any target. Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

"You see this rock-grinder? One step closer and it'll be a face-grinder!"

Ogre Enforcer (Visions)
Pete Venters

This creature can't be destroyed by lethal damage unless lethal damage dealt by a single source is marked on it.

"Ate up all of his siblings in the first week. A good beginning for one destined to command." —Suka, ogre matron

Pardic Collaborator (The List)
Pete Venters

First strike {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"We've been taught that strength is everything. So how can an alliance with the strongest be a betrayal?"

Castle Sengir (Homelands)
Pete Venters

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add {B}. {2}, {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Where hope has no champion, evil rules all.

Aura Mutation (Invasion)
Pete Venters

Destroy target enchantment. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that enchantment's mana value.

"Life can be found in all things, even things unnatural." —Multani, maro-sorcerer

Llanowar Druid (Weatherlight)
Pete Venters

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Untap all Forests.

"This forest means more to the druids than their own kin. The loss of a tree is like the loss of a child." —Mirri of the *Weatherlight*

Plummet (Magic 2012)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Righteous Aura (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

{W}, Pay 2 life: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

"There is a great difference between pain and injury." —Cho-Manno

Kathari Screecher (Shards of Alara)
Pete Venters

Flying Unearth {2}{U} ({2}{U}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Iron Star (Seventh Edition)
Pete Venters

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Forged by a thousand flames.

Goblin Surveyor (Aetherdrift)
Pete Venters

Trample Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) Max speed — {3}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Pestilence (Battle Royale Box Set)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment. {B}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Feast or Famine (Alliances)
Pete Venters

Choose one — • Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. • Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"We are not yet free of Lim-Dûl's terrors." —Halvor Arensson, Kjeldoran Priest

Moggcatcher (The List)
Pete Venters

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"They're not worth much, but they're easy to catch."

Sunbillow Verge (Aetherdrift)
Pete Venters

{T}: Add {W}. {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Mountain or a Plains.

"Loot is free to go where he wants, so let's make sure the kid gets there in one piece." —Chandra Nalaar

Orcish Cannonade (Conspiracy)
Pete Venters

Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. Draw a card.

"Crispy! Scarback! Load another volcano-ball." —Stumphobbler Thuj, orcish captain

Crovax, Ascendant Hero (Planar Chaos)
Pete Venters

Other white creatures get +1/+1. Nonwhite creatures get -1/-1. Pay 2 life: Return Crovax to its owner's hand.

Crovax was destined for an angel's curse, but one warped timeline saw the noble redeemed.

Natural Affinity (Ninth Edition)
Pete Venters

All lands become 2/2 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.

As long as the dryads are a part of the forest, the forest is a part of the army.

Lhurgoyf (Deckmasters)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Ferocity (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked, you may put a +1/+1 counter on it.

"You lot go on ahead. I'll keep killing them until it sticks." —Tahngarth

Zzzyxas's Abyss (Unhinged)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.

Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge.

Kirtar's Desire (Odyssey)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack. Threshold — Enchanted creature can't block as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Goblin Glider (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

Flying This creature can't block.

The goblins call the gliders "death from above." Everyone else calls them "clods in the clouds."

Monstrous Carabid (Alara Reborn)
Pete Venters

This creature attacks each combat if able. Cycling {B/R} ({B/R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

What happens when a plane of predators collides with four planes of prey?

Pendelhaven Elder (Time Spiral Remastered)
Pete Venters

{T}: Each 1/1 creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

The elder who carries the ancestral mantle of Jacques le Vert is tasked with his ancient mission: to protect the creatures of Pendelhaven.

Jumbo Imp (Unsanctioned)
Pete Venters

Flying As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result. At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.

Pandemonium (The List)
Pete Venters

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.

"If we cannot live proudly, we die so!" —Eladamri, Lord of Leaves

Defiant Vanguard (Nemesis)
Pete Venters

When this creature blocks, at end of combat, destroy it and all creatures it blocked this turn. {5}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 4 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Duress (World Championship Decks 2001)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."

Spark Spray (Scourge)
Pete Venters

Spark Spray deals 1 damage to any target. Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

It's the only kind of shower goblins will tolerate.

Zombie Assassin (Odyssey)
Pete Venters

{T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard and this creature: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"Zombies don't kill. They recruit." —Braids, dementia summoner

Piston Sledge (Mirrodin Besieged)
Pete Venters

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +3/+1. Equip—Sacrifice an artifact.

Only the goblins could make a simple machine so complex.

Royal Decree (Alliances)
Pete Venters

Cumulative upkeep {W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Whenever a Swamp, Mountain, black permanent, or red permanent becomes tapped, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

Sift (Stronghold)
Pete Venters

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

"Twice I have let the Legacy slip away. Never again." —Karn, silver golem

Plummet (Magic 2013)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Time Warp (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

"Let's do it again!" —Squee, goblin cabin hand

Circle of Protection: Red (Pro Tour Collector Set)
Pete Venters

{1}: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Wolf (Lorwyn Tokens)
Pete Venters

Flametongue Kavu (Duel Decks: Jace vs. Chandra)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay, captain of the *Weatherlight*

Raging Goblin (Portal)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Maro (Seventh Edition)
Pete Venters

Maro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.

No two see the same Maro.

Demon (Duel Decks Anthology: Divine vs. Demonic Tokens)
Pete Venters

Flying

Tears of Rage (Darksteel)
Pete Venters

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step. Attacking creatures you control get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures. Sacrifice those creatures at the beginning of the next end step.

Rathi Trapper (Modern Masters)
Pete Venters

{B}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Tangling vines, fetid murk, paralyzing poisons, and crawling dead. The swamp is nature's trap waiting to be exploited by unnatural minds.

Gruul Nodorog (Guildpact)
Pete Venters

{R}: This creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Petting the nodorog —Gruul expression meaning "making a really big mistake"

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (Champions of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

Haste {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Demon (Magic Player Rewards 2003)
Pete Venters

Flying

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker (Time Spiral Remastered)
Pete Venters

Haste {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Rhystic Deluge (Prophecy)
Pete Venters

{U}: Tap target creature unless its controller pays {1}.

"I'll rain down on you with the power of magic itself. Then we'll see who prevails." —Alexi, zephyr mage

Lys Alana Huntmaster (Jumpstart 2022)
Pete Venters

Whenever you cast an Elf spell, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

From the highest tiers of Dawn's Light Palace to the deepest shade of Wren's Run, the silver notes of the horn shimmer through the air, and all who hear it feel its pull.

Vitalize (Classic Sixth Edition)
Pete Venters

Untap all creatures you control.

"After waking to the magic of Llanowar, no dreams can compare." —Mirri of the *Weatherlight*

Befoul (Urza's Saga)
Pete Venters

Destroy target land or nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"The land putrefied at its touch, turned into an oily bile in seconds." —Radiant, archangel

Fleshbag Marauder (Shards of Alara)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Grixis is a world where the only things found in abundance are death and decay. Corpses, whole or in part, are the standard currency among necromancers and demons.

Orcish Settlers (Weatherlight)
Pete Venters

{X}{X}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy X target lands.

They wouldn't know their house from a charred hole in the ground.

Plummet (Modern Masters 2015)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature with flying.

"Let nothing own the skies but the wind." —Dejara, Giltwood druid

Vulshok Berserker (Duel Decks: Venser vs. Koth)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

He experiences every emotion with passion and repays every slight with vengeance.

Warren Soultrader (Modern Horizons 3)
Pete Venters

Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

"The living take their souls for granted. The dead know what they're worth."

Dusk Imp (Duel Decks: Divine vs. Demonic)
Pete Venters

Flying

Imps are just intelligent enough to have an understanding of cruelty.

Spined Thopter (New Phyrexia)
Pete Venters

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.) Flying

"I appreciate the depravity of noble designs turned to devious ends." —Tezzeret

Rofellos's Gift (Urza's Destiny)
Pete Venters

Reveal any number of green cards in your hand. Return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand for each card revealed this way.

"Rise, elf. We are both of Gaea, and thus we are equal." —Multani, to Rofellos

Skyhunter Cub (Mirrodin)
Pete Venters

As long as this creature is equipped, it gets +1/+1 and has flying.

Every young leonin wishes to become a skyhunter, for they soar closest to the suns.

Touch of Darkness (Legends)
Pete Venters

One or more target creatures become black until end of turn.

"Black spirits and white, red spirits and gray,/ Mingle, mingle, mingle, you that mingle may." —Thomas Middleton, The Witch

Sanity Gnawers (Alara Reborn)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, target player discards a card at random.

The last thought to go through their victim's mind is the one they tear out through the scalp.

Coffin Purge (Odyssey)
Pete Venters

Exile target card from a graveyard. Flashback {B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Wrench Mind (Iconic Masters)
Pete Venters

Target player discards two cards unless they discard an artifact card.

What is the sound of one head snapping?

Cabal Trainee (Judgment)
Pete Venters

Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

"Ah, a faceshredder. Very rare. Nearly unstoppable. Good luck!" —Cabal instructor

Crosis, the Purger (Invasion)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever Crosis deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, choose a color, then that player reveals their hand and discards all cards of that color.

Storm Spirit (Ice Age)
Pete Venters

Flying {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target creature.

"Come to us, with your lightning. Come to us, with your thunder. Serve us with your strength, and smite our foes with your power." —Steinar Icefist, Balduvian Shaman

Sengir, the Dark Baron (Commander Legends)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever another creature dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Sengir. Whenever another player loses the game, you gain life equal to that player's life total as the turn began. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Tremor (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

Tremor deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

One little goblin shook up the ground. When the dust cleared, no one was found.

Lhurgoyf (Ice Age)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Stitcher's Supplier (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)

No part goes to waste.

Songs of the Damned (Ice Age)
Pete Venters

Add {B} for each creature card in your graveyard.

Not wind, but the breath of the dead.

Nomad Decoy (Odyssey)
Pete Venters

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature. Threshold — {W}{W}, {T}: Tap two target creatures. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

If you can take something from a nomad, it's probably bait.

Goblin Chariot (Starter 1999)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

They have to replace the wheels, they have to replace the boar, and sometimes they have to replace the goblin.

Corpse Cur (Scars of Mirrodin)
Pete Venters

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.) When this creature enters, you may return target creature card with infect from your graveyard to your hand.

Tendrils of Agony (Scourge)
Pete Venters

Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Circle of Protection: Artifacts (Fifth Edition)
Pete Venters

{2}: The next time an artifact source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Circle of Protection: Artifacts (Fourth Edition Foreign Black Border)
Pete Venters

{2}: The next time an artifact source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Krark-Clan Stoker (Darksteel)
Pete Venters

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add {R}{R}.

Fallen enemies are fed to the scavengers. Fallen friends are thrown into the Great Furnace, their souls returned to the Great Mother.

Time Warp (Judge Gift Cards 2004)
Pete Venters

Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

"Let's do it again!" —Squee, goblin cabin hand

Zur the Enchanter (Dominaria Remastered)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever Zur attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Zur remained aloof from Terisiare's suffering, intent only on his own perfection.

Lhurgoyf (Commander 2011)
Pete Venters

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" —Saffi Eriksdotter, last words

Flametongue Kavu (Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra)
Pete Venters

When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature.

"For dim-witted, thick-skulled genetic mutants, they have pretty good aim." —Sisay, captain of the *Weatherlight*

Pithing Needle (Tenth Edition)
Pete Venters

As this artifact enters, choose a card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Pithing Needle (Saviors of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

As this artifact enters, choose a card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Rocket Launcher (Foreign Black Border)
Pete Venters

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

Sangrophage (Time Spiral)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay 2 life.

The living is all it eats.

Wall of Lava (Ice Age)
Pete Venters

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {R}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"Now *there's* something you don't see every day." —Jaya Ballard, Task Mage

Death Pit Offering (Nemesis)
Pete Venters

When this enchantment enters, sacrifice all creatures you control. Creatures you control get +2/+2.

"Kill them all and feed them to the new recruits." —Crovax

Pyrostatic Pillar (Scourge)
Pete Venters

Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Firestorm Hellkite (Visions)
Pete Venters

Flying, trample Cumulative upkeep {U}{R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

"If it can scar the sky with fire, do not share its destination." —Mwani, Mtenda herder

Devouring Light (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Pete Venters

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Exile target attacking or blocking creature.

Into the light the good are welcomed, and with the light the evil are banished.

Windfall (Urza's Saga)
Pete Venters

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

"To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it." —Barrin, master wizard

Goblin Bully (Portal)
Pete Venters

It's easy to stand head and shoulders over those with no backbone.

Invisibility (Magic 2015)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Verick held his breath. Breathing wouldn't reveal his position, but it would force him to smell the goblins.

Talruum Minotaur (Mirage)
Pete Venters

Haste

Don't insult a Talruum unless your mount is swift. —Suq'Ata saying

Extortion (Mercadian Masques)
Pete Venters

Look at target player's hand and choose up to two cards from it. That player discards those cards.

The enforcers make no effort to distinguish gold from flesh.

Aether Sting (Urza's Destiny)
Pete Venters

Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

When Gatha fell, he was called to account for each abomination he created.

Sluggishness (Urza's Legacy)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't block. When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Vark decided to lie down and think of a good excuse to quit working.

Duress (World Championship Decks 2002)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."

Time Warp (Tempest)
Pete Venters

Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

"Let's do it again!" —Squee, goblin cabin hand

Orcish Cannonade (Time Spiral)
Pete Venters

Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. Draw a card.

"Crispy! Scarback! Load another volcano-ball." —Stumphobbler Thuj, Orcish captain

Scuzzback Marauders (Ultimate Masters)
Pete Venters

Trample Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Zur the Enchanter (Modern Masters 2017)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever Zur attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Zur remained aloof from Terisiare's suffering, intent only on his own perfection.

Merseine (Fallen Empires)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature This Aura enters with three net counters on it. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step if this Aura has a net counter on it. Pay enchanted creature's mana cost: Remove a net counter from this Aura. Only the controller of the enchanted creature may activate this ability.

Conjurer's Ban (Guildpact)
Pete Venters

Choose a card name. Until your next turn, spells with the chosen name can't be cast and lands with the chosen name can't be played. Draw a card.

Orzhov faithful file past to have their minds purged of "impure" desires. There, the guiltwardens eliminate any thoughts of hope or self-sufficiency.

Ancestor's Chosen (Ultimate Masters)
Pete Venters

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each card in your graveyard.

"The will of all, by my hand done."

Brainwash (Fourth Edition)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack unless its controller pays {3}.

"They're not your friends; they despise you. I'm the only one you can count on. Trust me."

Windfall (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Pete Venters

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

"To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it." —Barrin, master wizard

Lancers en-Kor (Stronghold)
Pete Venters

Trample {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Nearly all sets of Kor twins are trained as lancers.

Psychic Frog (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Pete Venters

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Exile three cards from your graveyard: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Some frogs poison the body. Some frogs poison the mind.

Sheltering Ancient (The List)
Pete Venters

Trample Cumulative upkeep—Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature an opponent controls. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Heart of Yavimaya (Alliances)
Pete Venters

If this land would enter, sacrifice a Forest instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. {T}: Add {G}. {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Tanglewalker (Darksteel)
Pete Venters

Each creature you control can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact land.

In bringing life to Mirrodin, Memnarch was more successful than he knew—for Mirrodin began to take on a life of its own.

Voice of the Woods (Onslaught)
Pete Venters

Tap five untapped Elves you control: Create a 7/7 green Elemental creature token with trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

The ritual of making draws upon the elves' memories and pasts. And elves have long memories and ancient pasts.

Chime of Night (Urza's Destiny)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, destroy target nonblack creature.

Many sent to serve Davvol carried such instruments, as if to remind him who their true masters were.

Lake of the Dead (Alliances)
Pete Venters

If this land would enter, sacrifice a Swamp instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}. {T}, Sacrifice a Swamp: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.

Devouring Light (Ravnica Remastered)
Pete Venters

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Exile target attacking or blocking creature.

Into the light the good are welcomed, and with the light the evil are banished.

Talruum Minotaur (Classic Sixth Edition)
Pete Venters

Haste

Don't insult a Talruum unless your mount is swift. —Suq'Ata saying

Tremor (Portal Second Age)
Pete Venters

Tremor deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

One little goblin shook up the ground. When the dust cleared, no one was found.

Erosion (Renaissance)
Pete Venters

Enchant land At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted land's controller, destroy that land unless that player pays {1} or 1 life.

Feast or Famine (Alliances)
Pete Venters

Choose one — • Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. • Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"The living cannot understand the benefits of death." —Chaeska, Keeper of Tresserhorn

Invisibility (The List)
Pete Venters

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Verick held his breath. Breathing wouldn't reveal his position, but it would force him to smell the goblins.

Pack's Disdain (Morningtide)
Pete Venters

Choose a creature type. Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each permanent of the chosen type you control.

Like the sun to a flower, the adoring gaze of the tribe is sustenance to an elf. To be shunned is to wither.

Blight (Legends)
Pete Venters

Enchant land When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it.

Sakura-Tribe Springcaller (Betrayers of Kamigawa)
Pete Venters

At the beginning of your upkeep, add {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Vulshok Berserker (Mirrodin)
Pete Venters

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

He experiences every emotion with passion and repays every slight with vengeance.

Zur the Enchanter (Coldsnap)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever Zur attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Zur remained aloof from Terisiare's suffering, intent only on his own perfection.

Zur the Enchanter (Dominaria Remastered)
Pete Venters

Flying Whenever Zur attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Zur remained aloof from Terisiare's suffering, intent only on his own perfection.

Windfall (30th Anniversary Play Promos)
Pete Venters

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

"To fill your mind with knowledge, we must start by emptying it." —Barrin, master wizard

Skirk Marauder (Legions)
Pete Venters

Morph {2}{R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Duress (World Championship Decks 2001)
Pete Venters

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."

Stinkdrinker Daredevil (Commander Anthology Volume II)
Pete Venters

Giant spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Boggarts constantly strive to outdo each other with the things they bring back to the warren, each hoping the exploit will become as well-known as those of Auntie Grub.

Blight (Fourth Edition Foreign Black Border)
Pete Venters

Enchant land When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it.

Path of Peace (Portal)
Pete Venters

Destroy target creature. Its owner gains 4 life.

The soldier reaped the profits of peace.