Thousand-Year Elixir

Thousand-Year Elixir (Commander 2013)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Thousand-Year Elixir (Commander 2021)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Thousand-Year Elixir (The List)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Thousand-Year Elixir (Lorwyn)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Thousand-Year Elixir (Commander Anthology)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Dolmen Gate (The List)
Richard Sardinha

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.

Lorwyn's stones resonate with the place from which they were hewed. Though taken far, still they call to their home when silence is upon the land.

Putrefy (Magic Player Rewards 2006)
Richard Sardinha

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Tundra Wolves (Tenth Edition)
Richard Sardinha

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

"I heard their eerie howling, the wolves calling their kindred across the frozen plains." —Onean scout

Staying Power (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Richard Sardinha

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.

Umbral Mantle (Mystery Booster 2)
Richard Sardinha

Equipped creature has "{3}, {Q}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn." ({Q} is the untap symbol.) Equip {0}

It harnesses the power of night in a land where daylight fears to show itself.

Thousand-Year Elixir (Commander 2013)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Treefolk Shaman (Morningtide Tokens)
Richard Sardinha

Thousand-Year Elixir (Commander 2021)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Thousand-Year Elixir (The List)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Craw Wurm (Magic 2010)
Richard Sardinha

The most terrifying thing about the craw wurm is probably the horrible crashing sound it makes as it speeds through the forest. This noise is so loud it echoes through the trees and seems to come from all directions at once.

Tundra Wolves (Eighth Edition)
Richard Sardinha

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

"I heard their eerie howling, the wolves calling their kindred across the frozen plains." —Onean scout

Sage's Dousing (Morningtide)
Richard Sardinha

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. If you control a Wizard, draw a card.

"Curse these merrows and their meddling! Since coming near the river, I can't so much as sneeze without being soaked." —Ashling the Pilgrim

Thousand-Year Elixir (Commander Anthology)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Craw Wurm (Ninth Edition)
Richard Sardinha

The most terrifying thing about the craw wurm is probably the horrible crashing sound it makes as it speeds through the forest. This noise is so loud it echoes through the trees and seems to come from all directions at once.

Zodiac Monkey (Ninth Edition)
Richard Sardinha

Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

It lives mainly on fruit, leaves, and the occasional nose.

Into the North (Coldsnap)
Richard Sardinha

Search your library for a snow land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

"Our border lands fall under the grip of Heidar's second winter. Go forth and reclaim them for Yavimaya." —Kaysa, elder druid of the Juniper Order

Staying Power (Unsanctioned)
Richard Sardinha

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.

Into the North (The List)
Richard Sardinha

Search your library for a snow land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

"Our border lands fall under the grip of Heidar's second winter. Go forth and reclaim them for Yavimaya." —Kaysa, elder druid of the Juniper Order

Staying Power (Unhinged)
Richard Sardinha

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Mongo's fleas no longer bothered him. But the family of goblins that had moved in behind his left ear was starting to get really irritating.

Mercurial Kite (Scourge)
Richard Sardinha

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Dolmen Gate (Lorwyn)
Richard Sardinha

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.

Lorwyn's stones resonate with the place from which they were hewed. Though taken far, still they call to their home when silence is upon the land.

Vulshok Gauntlets (Double Masters)
Richard Sardinha

Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Thousand-Year Elixir (Lorwyn)
Richard Sardinha

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.

Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.

Umbral Mantle (The List)
Richard Sardinha

Equipped creature has "{3}, {Q}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn." ({Q} is the untap symbol.) Equip {0}

It harnesses the power of night in a land where daylight fears to show itself.

Woolly Razorback (Coldsnap)
Richard Sardinha

This creature enters with three ice counters on it. As long as this creature has an ice counter on it, prevent all combat damage it would deal and it has defender. Whenever this creature blocks, remove an ice counter from it.

Umbral Mantle (Shadowmoor)
Richard Sardinha

Equipped creature has "{3}, {Q}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn." ({Q} is the untap symbol.) Equip {0}

It harnesses the power of night in a land where daylight fears to show itself.

Craw Wurm (Tenth Edition)
Richard Sardinha

The most terrifying thing about the craw wurm is probably the horrible crashing sound it makes as it speeds through the forest. This noise is so loud it echoes through the trees and seems to come from all directions at once.

Scarscale Ritual (Shadowmoor)
Richard Sardinha

As an additional cost to cast this spell, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control. Draw two cards.

Some words are too important to trust to something as fragile as memory.

Woodland Guidance (Lorwyn)
Richard Sardinha

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Clash with an opponent. If you win, untap all Forests you control. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.) Exile Woodland Guidance.

Goblin Rogue (Lorwyn Tokens)
Richard Sardinha

Cardpecker (Unhinged)
Richard Sardinha

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Vulshok Gauntlets (Mirrodin)
Richard Sardinha

Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Cardpecker (Unhinged)
Richard Sardinha

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Double Header (Unhinged)
Richard Sardinha

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent.