Asinine Antics

Asinine Antics (Wilds of Eldraine)
Brent Hollowell

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Asinine Antics (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Brent Hollowell

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Asinine Antics (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Brent Hollowell

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Bigfin Bouncer (Foundations)
Brent Hollowell

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

"You know how to swim, don't ya, chum?"

Froghemoth (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Brent Hollowell

Trample, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to that many target cards from their graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card exiled this way. You gain 1 life for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Emrakul, the World Anew (Modern Horizons 3)
Brent Hollowell

When you cast this spell, gain control of all creatures target player controls. Flying, protection from spells and from permanents that were cast this turn When Emrakul leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creatures you control. Madness—Pay six {C}.

Orochi Merge-Keeper (Foundations Jumpstart)
Brent Hollowell

{T}: Add {G}. As long as this creature is modified, it has "{T}: Add {G}{G}." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

One day the spirit and mortal realms will be one. Until then, she faithfully guards the sites where they merge.

Asinine Antics (Wilds of Eldraine)
Brent Hollowell

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Billowing Shriekmass (Foundations)
Brent Hollowell

Flying When this creature enters, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.) Threshold — This creature gets +2/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Froghemoth (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Brent Hollowell

Trample, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to that many target cards from their graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card exiled this way. You gain 1 life for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Brainstealer Dragon (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Brent Hollowell

Flying At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of each opponent's library. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it. Whenever a nonland permanent an opponent owns enters the battlefield under your control, they lose life equal to its mana value.

Bulwark Ox (Aetherdrift Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Froghemoth (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Trample, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to that many target cards from their graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card exiled this way. You gain 1 life for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Froghemoth (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Trample, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to that many target cards from their graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card exiled this way. You gain 1 life for each noncreature card exiled this way.

Gallant Strike (Aetherdrift)
Brent Hollowell

Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

The ghost shrieked as Terrin's blade sank deep. Perhaps a second death would teach it not to mess with his dog.

Kozilek, the Broken Reality (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Brent Hollowell

When you cast this spell, up to two target players each manifest two cards from their hands. For each card manifested this way, you draw a card. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Other colorless creatures you control get +3/+2.

Kozilek, the Broken Reality (Modern Horizons 3)
Brent Hollowell

When you cast this spell, up to two target players each manifest two cards from their hands. For each card manifested this way, you draw a card. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Other colorless creatures you control get +3/+2.

Spirit (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Tokens)
Brent Hollowell

Ulvenwald Oddity (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Brent Hollowell

Ulvenwald Oddity (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Brent Hollowell

Overclocked Electromancer (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Brent Hollowell

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever this creature attacks, double its power until end of turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, you get X {E}, where X is that excess damage.

Cragsmasher Yeti (March of the Machine)
Brent Hollowell

Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Backup 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) Trample

Bulwark Ox (Aetherdrift Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Sugar Rush (Wilds of Eldraine)
Brent Hollowell

Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"I smell frosting. Ready your weapons!" —Greta, Scourge of Sweettooth

Temur Battlecrier (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Brent Hollowell

During your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

When called to the land's defense, all come to protect their shared home. It's why many of the Temur use "family" and "herd" interchangeably.

Shivan Devastator (Dominaria United)
Brent Hollowell

Flying, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Froghemoth (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Trample, haste Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to that many target cards from their graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each creature card exiled this way. You gain 1 life for each noncreature card exiled this way.

The Pride of Hull Clade (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Brent Hollowell

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control. Defender {2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Kozilek, the Broken Reality (Modern Horizons 3)
Brent Hollowell

When you cast this spell, up to two target players each manifest two cards from their hands. For each card manifested this way, you draw a card. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.) Other colorless creatures you control get +3/+2.

The Pride of Hull Clade (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Brent Hollowell

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control. Defender {2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Spitebellows (Commander Masters)
Brent Hollowell

When this creature leaves the battlefield, it deals 6 damage to target creature. Evoke {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Its emotions run high. You should just run.

Nightdrinker Moroii (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Brent Hollowell

Flying When this creature enters, you lose 3 life. Disguise {B}{B} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate (Commander Masters)
Brent Hollowell

Omarthis enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on another colorless creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Omarthis. When Omarthis dies, manifest a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the number of counters on it.

Vulpine Harvester (March of the Machine Commander)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever one or more Phyrexians you control attack, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield if its mana value is less than or equal to their total power.

Scoured Barrens (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Brent Hollowell

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

By the codes of Mardu and Abzan alike, both sides allowed their enemies time to grieve after a battle.

Orochi Merge-Keeper (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Brent Hollowell

{T}: Add {G}. As long as this creature is modified, it has "{T}: Add {G}{G}." (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

One day the spirit and mortal realms will be one. Until then, she faithfully guards the sites where they merge.

Ulvenwald Oddity (Innistrad: Crimson Vow Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Brainstealer Dragon (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Brent Hollowell

Flying At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of each opponent's library. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it. Whenever a nonland permanent an opponent owns enters the battlefield under your control, they lose life equal to its mana value.

Overclocked Electromancer (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Brent Hollowell

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever this creature attacks, double its power until end of turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, if that creature was dealt excess damage this turn, you get X {E}, where X is that excess damage.

Capricious Sliver (Commander Masters)
Brent Hollowell

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn."

They hunt on pure instinct, driven by the will of the hive mind with no time wasted on independent thought.

Underdark Basilisk (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Brent Hollowell

Deathtouch

"See how the statues all have chunks bitten out of them? We're dealing with a basilisk, or I'm a froghemoth." —Larissa Kyriln, learned warlock

Shivan Devastator (Dominaria United)
Brent Hollowell

Flying, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

There were many reasons why Shiv was not high on Sheoldred's list of places to conquer: big, fiery reasons.

Caustic Bronco (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Asinine Antics (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Brent Hollowell

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Emrakul, the World Anew (Modern Horizons 3)
Brent Hollowell

When you cast this spell, gain control of all creatures target player controls. Flying, protection from spells and from permanents that were cast this turn When Emrakul leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creatures you control. Madness—Pay six {C}.

Spined Tyrranax (Foundations Jumpstart)
Brent Hollowell

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{G}. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains trample until end of turn. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

"Drive the beasts into the enemy ranks, then stay back and let them do the work." —Koth

Falcon Abomination (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Brent Hollowell

Flying When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

The foulest of fowl.

Linebreaker Baloth (Dominaria United)
Brent Hollowell

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.) This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Emrakul, the World Anew (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Brent Hollowell

When you cast this spell, gain control of all creatures target player controls. Flying, protection from spells and from permanents that were cast this turn When Emrakul leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creatures you control. Madness—Pay six {C}.

Riftburst Hellion (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Brent Hollowell

Reach Disguise {4}{R/G}{R/G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Like any Ravnican denizen, it decided to visit Plaza West for lunch.

Asinine Antics (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Brent Hollowell

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Jyoti, Moag Ancient (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Brent Hollowell

When Jyoti enters, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. (They're affected by summoning sickness.) At the beginning of each combat, land creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Jyoti's power.

Jyoti, Moag Ancient (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Brent Hollowell

When Jyoti enters, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game. (They're affected by summoning sickness.) At the beginning of each combat, land creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Jyoti's power.

Cragsmasher Yeti (The List)
Brent Hollowell

Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Backup 2 (When this creature enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) Trample

Falcon Abomination (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Brent Hollowell

Flying When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

The foulest of fowl.

Streetwise Negotiator (The List)
Brent Hollowell

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) This creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Like the laws, the rules of engagement always seem to bend in the Brokers' favor.

Streetwise Negotiator (March of the Machine)
Brent Hollowell

Backup 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following ability until end of turn.) This creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Like the laws, the rules of engagement always seem to bend in the Brokers' favor.

Twinshot Sniper (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Brent Hollowell

Reach When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. Channel — {1}{R}, Discard this card: It deals 2 damage to any target.

"Pierce the heart and pierce the head, even the mightiest fall down dead."

Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate (Commander Masters)
Brent Hollowell

Omarthis enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on another colorless creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Omarthis. When Omarthis dies, manifest a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the number of counters on it.

Stormchaser Drake (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Brent Hollowell

Flying Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell you control, draw a card.

"Blasted drake's interfering with the conductivity again. Garl! Go chase it away." —Ludevic, necro-alchemist

Underfoot Underdogs (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Brent Hollowell

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. {1}, {T}: Target creature you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

They're just as renowned for their banter as they are for their tactical teamwork.

The Pride of Hull Clade (Murders at Karlov Manor Promos)
Brent Hollowell

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control. Defender {2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Shivan Devastator (Dominaria United Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Flying, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

There were many reasons why Shiv was not high on Sheoldred's list of places to conquer: big, fiery reasons.

Ulvenwald Oddity (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Brent Hollowell

Stormchaser Drake (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Brent Hollowell

Flying Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell you control, draw a card.

"Blasted drake's interfering with the conductivity again. Garl! Go chase it away." —Ludevic, necro-alchemist

Gila Courser (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Caustic Bronco (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Capricious Sliver (Commander Masters)
Brent Hollowell

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn."

Bulwark Ox (Aetherdrift)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Vulpine Harvester (March of the Machine Commander)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever one or more Phyrexians you control attack, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield if its mana value is less than or equal to their total power.

"Fear the fox given strength to match its cunning." —Vivien Reid

Hezrou (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Brent Hollowell

Hazard of the Dunes (Aetherdrift)
Brent Hollowell

Trample, reach Exhaust — {6}{G}: Put three +1/+1 counters on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

"It's aggravating that nature can build better hazards than I ever could." —Termin, track designer

Caustic Bronco (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Bulwark Ox (Aetherdrift)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Slime Against Humanity (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Brent Hollowell

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Caustic Bronco (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Brent Hollowell

Whenever this creature attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if this creature isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Shivan Devastator (Dominaria United Promos)
Brent Hollowell

Flying, haste This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

There were many reasons why Shiv was not high on Sheoldred's list of places to conquer: big, fiery reasons.