Fiery Cannonade

Fiery Cannonade (Ixalan)
Ben Wootten

Fiery Cannonade deals 2 damage to each non-Pirate creature.

Wary of the ferocious dinosaurs, the Legion of Dusk built up the walls of their fort—just in time for the pirates to burn them down.

Oddly Uneven (Unstable)
Ben Wootten

Choose one — • Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.) • Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Rally to Battle (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +1/+3 until end of turn. Untap them.

The guildmasters loom large in the political sphere, but in the end, the rulers of Ravnica are its people.

Cramped Bunker (Unstable)
Ben Wootten

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.

Slaying Mantis (Unsanctioned)
Ben Wootten

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Prized Statue (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

To the cultists, the sacred idol was priceless. To the adventurers, it was worth about two sturdy mules and a barrel of ale.

Lunar Hatchling (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Flying, trample Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Escape—{4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Camera Launcher (Aetherdrift)
Ben Wootten

Exhaust — {3}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Vnwxt's contract demanded at least one dedicated camera on him at all times.

Status (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Ben Wootten

Fiery Cannonade (Ixalan)
Ben Wootten

Fiery Cannonade deals 2 damage to each non-Pirate creature.

Wary of the ferocious dinosaurs, the Legion of Dusk built up the walls of their fort—just in time for the pirates to burn them down.

Ripples of Undeath (Modern Horizons 3)
Ben Wootten

At the beginning of your first main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay {1} and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

As the monster lay dying, it stared into the eyes of the human who slew it. Decades later, it has yet to break its gaze.

Unbreakable Formation (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

Blight Keeper (Ixalan)
Ben Wootten

Flying {7}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.

It withers fruit and flesh alike.

Rampaging Rendhorn (Ravnica Allegiance)
Ben Wootten

Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Tumult is its natural habitat.

Monstrosity of the Lake (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Ben Wootten

When Monstrosity of the Lake enters, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Rally to Battle (Ravnica Allegiance)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +1/+3 until end of turn. Untap them.

The guildmasters loom large in the political sphere, but in the end, the rulers of Ravnica are its people.

Slaying Mantis (Unstable)
Ben Wootten

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Salvation Engine (Aetherdrift)
Ben Wootten

Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, return up to one target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Crew 6

"The Guidelight Voyagers seem to exhibit more humanity than their flesh-and-blood competitors." —Pia Nalaar

Crash the Party (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Ben Wootten

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

The profits from that night barely paid for the damages.

Jackknight (Unstable)
Ben Wootten

Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

"My sword is at your service, as are my scissors, corkscrew, and bottle opener."

Gnoll War Band (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn. Menace Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Feral Prowler (Hour of Devastation)
Ben Wootten

When this creature dies, draw a card.

Once favored companions, many cats were left to fend for themselves.

Ripples of Undeath (Modern Horizons 3)
Ben Wootten

At the beginning of your first main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay {1} and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

As the monster lay dying, it stared into the eyes of the human who slew it. Decades later, it has yet to break its gaze.

Tempt with Bunnies (Bloomburrow Commander)
Ben Wootten

Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Crash the Party (New Capenna Commander)
Ben Wootten

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

Insect (Guilds of Ravnica Tokens)
Ben Wootten

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Monstrosity of the Lake (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Ben Wootten

When Monstrosity of the Lake enters, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Repair and Recharge (The Brothers' War)
Ben Wootten

Return target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

"Throw the bodies out. They'll just weigh down the frame." —Rolf, Argivian mechanic

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations Promos)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Phone a Friend (Unfinity)
Ben Wootten

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.) • A — Gain control of target creature you don't control. • B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it. • C — Take an extra turn after this one. • D — Draw seven cards.

Fiery Temper (DCI Promos)
Ben Wootten

Fiery Temper deals 3 damage to any target. Madness {R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Impending Flux (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Paradox — Impending Flux deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control, where X is 1 plus the number of spells you've cast from anywhere other than your hand this turn. Foretell {1}{R}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

March of the Drowned (Ixalan)
Ben Wootten

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target Pirate cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Birds of Paradise (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Ben Wootten

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

The noise of bubbling waters came up from the foaming riverbed. Birds were singing, and a wholesome peace lay on the land.

Feral Prowler (Jumpstart)
Ben Wootten

When this creature dies, draw a card.

Once favored companions, many cats were left to fend for themselves.

Phone a Friend (Unfinity)
Ben Wootten

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.) • A — Gain control of target creature you don't control. • B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it. • C — Take an extra turn after this one. • D — Draw seven cards.

Monstrosity of the Lake (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Ben Wootten

When Monstrosity of the Lake enters, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.) Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Grotesque Demise (Ravnica Allegiance)
Ben Wootten

Exile target creature with power 3 or less.

"A debtor's soul has little value, except as a warning to others who might consider defaulting on their loans." —Ubea, Orzhov ministrant

Run Away Together (The List)
Ben Wootten

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

True love means always knowing what's on the other's mind.

From the Catacombs (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a corpse counter on it. You take the initiative. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

From the Catacombs (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a corpse counter on it. You take the initiative. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Status (Guilds of Ravnica)
Ben Wootten

Salvation Engine (Aetherdrift Promos)
Ben Wootten

Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, return up to one target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Crew 6

"The Guidelight Voyagers seem to exhibit more humanity than their flesh-and-blood competitors." —Pia Nalaar

Rampaging Rendhorn (Ravnica Remastered)
Ben Wootten

Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Tumult is its natural habitat.

Spy Eye (Unstable)
Ben Wootten

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

"That pigeon knows something, and we will find out what." —X

Grappling Kraken (Foundations)
Ben Wootten

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

"Oh, settle down. She just wants a hug." —Kiora

Preposterous Proportions (Foundations)
Ben Wootten

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Impending Flux (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Paradox — Impending Flux deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control, where X is 1 plus the number of spells you've cast from anywhere other than your hand this turn. Foretell {1}{R}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Crash the Party (New Capenna Commander)
Ben Wootten

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

The profits from that night barely paid for the damages.

Tempt with Bunnies (Bloomburrow Commander)
Ben Wootten

Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Impending Flux (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Paradox — Impending Flux deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control, where X is 1 plus the number of spells you've cast from anywhere other than your hand this turn. Foretell {1}{R}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Insatiable Frugivore (Bloomburrow Commander)
Ben Wootten

When this creature enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process. {3}{B}, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Guttural Response (The List)
Ben Wootten

Counter target blue instant spell.

A savage cry with the power to shatter minds.

Ripples of Undeath (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Ben Wootten

At the beginning of your first main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay {1} and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

As the monster lay dying, it stared into the eyes of the human who slew it. Decades later, it has yet to break its gaze.

Swirling Torrent (Ravnica Allegiance)
Ben Wootten

Choose one or both — • Put target creature on top of its owner's library. • Return target creature to its owner's hand.

"Oops!" —Grupgrup, sluiceway technician

Nemesis Phoenix (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

Flying {2}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking. Activate only during the declare attackers step and only if you're attacking two or more opponents.

A flame as bright and merciless as the sun.

Discreet Retreat (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Ben Wootten

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast outlaw spells or activate abilities of outlaw sources." (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Whenever you cast your first outlaw spell each turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Gray Harbor Merfolk (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

This creature can't be blocked. This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.

Harbormasters tend to forget that security shouldn't stop at the surface.

Jackknight (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Ben Wootten

Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

"My sword is at your service, as are my scissors, corkscrew, and bottle opener."

Salvation Engine (Aetherdrift)
Ben Wootten

Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, return up to one target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Crew 6

"The Guidelight Voyagers seem to exhibit more humanity than their flesh-and-blood competitors." —Pia Nalaar

Six-Sided Die (Unfinity)
Ben Wootten

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it.

Lunar Hatchling (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Flying, trample Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Escape—{4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Really Epic Punch (Unstable)
Ben Wootten

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

It smarts more than the average bear.

Lunar Hatchling (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Flying, trample Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Escape—{4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Lunar Hatchling (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Flying, trample Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.) Escape—{4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Salvation Engine (Aetherdrift Promos)
Ben Wootten

Other artifact creatures you control get +2/+2. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, return up to one target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Crew 6

"The Guidelight Voyagers seem to exhibit more humanity than their flesh-and-blood competitors." —Pia Nalaar

Run Away Together (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Ben Wootten

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

True love means always knowing what's on the other's mind.

March of the Drowned (The List)
Ben Wootten

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target Pirate cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Scurry of Gremlins (Modern Horizons 3)
Ben Wootten

When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} (energy counters) equal to the number of creatures you control. Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

A whiff of aether brings the horde out of hiding.

Cramped Bunker (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Ben Wootten

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.

Horrid Shadowspinner (Modern Horizons 3)
Ben Wootten

Lifelink Whenever this creature attacks, you may draw cards equal to its power. If you do, discard that many cards.

"The daylight's done, the nightmare's spun. It crawls off the loom, and into your room." —Kithkin children's rhyme

Kraul Raider (Guilds of Ravnica)
Ben Wootten

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

The kraul once skulked in the outskirts of Golgari society, but with Vraska's rise, they became valued forces of the Swarm.

Guttural Response (Duel Decks: Mind vs. Might)
Ben Wootten

Counter target blue instant spell.

A savage cry with the power to shatter minds.

Courageous Goblin (Foundations)
Ben Wootten

Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

"Yeah! What he said!"

Feral Prowler (The List)
Ben Wootten

When this creature dies, draw a card.

Once favored companions, many cats were left to fend for themselves.

Blight Keeper (Jumpstart 2022)
Ben Wootten

Flying {7}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.

It withers fruit and flesh alike.

March of Progress (The Brothers' War Commander)
Ben Wootten

Choose target artifact creature you control. For each creature chosen this way, create a token that's a copy of it. Overload {6}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")

Blur Sliver (Commander Masters)
Ben Wootten

Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Traveling across the desert alone, you might assume you'd see them coming, but that would be your third mistake.

Oddly Uneven (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Ben Wootten

Choose one — • Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.) • Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Scurry of Gremlins (Modern Horizons 3)
Ben Wootten

When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} (energy counters) equal to the number of creatures you control. Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

A whiff of aether brings the horde out of hiding.

Discreet Retreat (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Ben Wootten

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast outlaw spells or activate abilities of outlaw sources." (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Whenever you cast your first outlaw spell each turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Six-Sided Die (Unfinity)
Ben Wootten

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it.

Impending Flux (Doctor Who)
Ben Wootten

Paradox — Impending Flux deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control, where X is 1 plus the number of spells you've cast from anywhere other than your hand this turn. Foretell {1}{R}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Insatiable Frugivore (Bloomburrow Commander)
Ben Wootten

When this creature enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process. {3}{B}, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

Salt Road Packbeast (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Ben Wootten

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control. When this creature enters, draw a card.

"She huffs like she's Queen Hellkite of the Scour, but we've been together for many journeys and she's never let me down." —Mandakh, Mardu scout

March of Progress (The Brothers' War Commander)
Ben Wootten

Choose target artifact creature you control. For each creature chosen this way, create a token that's a copy of it. Overload {6}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")