Dismember

Dismember (The List)
Terese Nielsen

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"You serve Phyrexia. Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere." —Azax-Azog, the Demon Thane

Dismember (Friday Night Magic 2012)
Jason Felix

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"You serve Phyrexia. Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere." —Azax-Azog, the Demon Thane

Dismember (Secret Lair Drop)
Martin Ansin

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Dismember (New Phyrexia)
Terese Nielsen

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"You serve Phyrexia. Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere." —Azax-Azog, the Demon Thane

Dismember (Modern Event Deck 2014)
Terese Nielsen

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"You serve Phyrexia. Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere." —Azax-Azog, the Demon Thane

Dismember (Modern Masters 2015)
Terese Nielsen

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"You serve Phyrexia. Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere." —Azax-Azog, the Demon Thane

Dismember (Time Spiral Remastered)
Jason Felix

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"You serve Phyrexia. Your pieces would better serve Phyrexia elsewhere." —Azax-Azog, the Demon Thane

Dismember (Wizards Play Network 2022)
Alix Branwyn

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Dismember (Secret Lair Drop)
Greg Staples

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"

Armored Scrapgorger (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.

"Eat. Sort. Eat. Sort. Eat."

Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Flying If you would proliferate, proliferate twice instead. {1}{U/P}{U/P}, Remove three counters from among other artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers you control: Put an indestructible counter on Tekuthal. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Flying If you would proliferate, proliferate twice instead. {1}{U/P}{U/P}, Remove three counters from among other artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers you control: Put an indestructible counter on Tekuthal. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Encroaching Mycosynth (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Nonland permanents you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for permanent spells you control and nonland permanent cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

Drannith Ruins (March of the Machine: The Aftermath Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered this turn.

Like Orn before it, Drannith was reduced to a playground for Ikoria's monsters.

Defiled Crypt (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Murky Sewer (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

They say dripping, hungry things writhe beyond the edge of the light, waiting to drag the unwary into the darkness.

Machine God's Effigy (The Brothers' War Commander)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact and it has "{T}: Add {U}." (It's not a creature.) {T}: Add {U}.

Gix ensured his most loyal followers were the first to taste Phyrexian perfection.

Blight Titan (March of the Machine Commander)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Deathtouch Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill two cards, then incubate X, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

The Dross Pits (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

In Sheoldred's domain, the Steel Thanes wage a never-ending war in her long shadow.

Phyrexian Tower (Modern Horizons 3)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.

"A cursed silhouette to look upon. Even if the halls stand empty, its vile shadows blight the land. I shudder to think of the evils that it held." —Koth

Aether Syphon (Aetherdrift)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Max speed — Whenever you draw a card, each opponent mills two cards. (Each opponent puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Pyrewood Gearhulk (Aetherdrift)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Vigilance, menace When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and menace until end of turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn.

A mighty memorial to a fallen savior.

Pyrewood Gearhulk (Aetherdrift Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Vigilance, menace When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and menace until end of turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn.

A mighty memorial to a fallen savior.

Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Flying If you would proliferate, proliferate twice instead. {1}{U/P}{U/P}, Remove three counters from among other artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers you control: Put an indestructible counter on Tekuthal. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)

Valgavoth's Lair (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Hexproof This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

It is the one chamber whose location never changes, the rotten, rancorous heart of Duskmourn itself.

Valgavoth's Lair (Duskmourn: House of Horror Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Hexproof This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

It is the one chamber whose location never changes, the rotten, rancorous heart of Duskmourn itself.

Encroaching Mycosynth (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Nonland permanents you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for permanent spells you control and nonland permanent cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

"Careful—however they might look, they're not human. A step too close and they'll drag you in." —Kara Vrist, resistance spymaster

Swamp (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

({T}: Add {B}.)

Forest (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

({T}: Add {G}.)

Encroaching Mycosynth (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Nonland permanents you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for permanent spells you control and nonland permanent cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

"Careful—however they might look, they're not human. A step too close and they'll drag you in." —Kara Vrist, resistance spymaster

Tablet of Compleation (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.

Pyrewood Gearhulk (Aetherdrift)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Vigilance, menace When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and menace until end of turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn.

A mighty memorial to a fallen savior.

Pit of Offerings (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.

The Enigma Jewel (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Encroaching Mycosynth (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Nonland permanents you control are artifacts in addition to their other types. The same is true for permanent spells you control and nonland permanent cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

"Careful—however they might look, they're not human. A step too close and they'll drag you in." —Kara Vrist, resistance spymaster

Valgavoth's Lair (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Hexproof This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

It is the one chamber whose location never changes, the rotten, rancorous heart of Duskmourn itself.

Drannith Ruins (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered this turn.

Like Orn before it, Drannith was reduced to a playground for Ikoria's monsters.

Blight Titan (March of the Machine Commander)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Deathtouch Whenever this creature enters or attacks, mill two cards, then incubate X, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Geth, Thane of Contracts (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Other creatures you control get -1/-1. {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.

"It seems someone forgot to read the fine print."

Geth, Thane of Contracts (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Other creatures you control get -1/-1. {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.

"It seems someone forgot to read the fine print."

Eldrazi Ravager (Modern Horizons 3)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Annihilator 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.) Sacrifice two Eldrazi: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Tangled Skyline (March of the Machine)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

When this enchantment enters, you gain 5 life and incubate 5. (Create an Incubator token with five +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Phyrexians you control have reach.

Pyrewood Gearhulk (Aetherdrift Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Vigilance, menace When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and menace until end of turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn.

A mighty memorial to a fallen savior.

The Enigma Jewel (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Tablet of Compleation (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.

Geth, Thane of Contracts (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

Other creatures you control get -1/-1. {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.

"It seems someone forgot to read the fine print."

Fear of Immobility (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature. If an opponent controls that creature, put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

As it slunk toward her, Nina told her legs to run, but they stayed rooted and rigid. She screamed—but no sound left her lips.

Machine God's Effigy (The Brothers' War Commander)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact and it has "{T}: Add {U}." (It's not a creature.) {T}: Add {U}.

Drannith Ruins (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered this turn.

Tablet of Compleation (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.

Tablet of Compleation (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Promos)
Martin de Diego Sádaba

{T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.