Dissension in the Ranks

Sure Strike (Battle for Zendikar)
Jakub Kasper

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

To survive imminent doom, it sometimes takes a foolhardy soul who acts first and fears later.

Gleam of Authority (Dragons of Tarkir)
Jakub Kasper

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on other creatures you control. Enchanted creature has vigilance and "{W}, {T}: Bolster 1." (To bolster 1, choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Cathartic Reunion (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Jakub Kasper

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

The soldier had given up his wealth, his title, even his home, but he had no room for regret. At last, he had saved his friend.

Regal Behemoth (Conspiracy: Take the Crown)
Jakub Kasper

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever you tap a land for mana while you're the monarch, add an additional one mana of any color.

Rakshasa Gravecaller (Dragons of Tarkir)
Jakub Kasper

Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.) When this creature exploits a creature, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Debts to rakshasa linger beyond death.

Circuits Act (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Another day, another item Pietra has to add to the "do not juggle" database.

Thrashing Brontodon (Core Set 2021)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Thieving Otter (Bloomburrow)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

"You're telling me we spent a year securing the sanctuary against pterosaurs, rambeasts, and nightfangs . . . and we were robbed by what?" —Endris, Drannith magistrate

Thrashing Brontodon (Rivals of Ixalan)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Thieving Otter (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.

"You're telling me we spent a year securing the sanctuary against pterosaurs, rambeasts, and nightfangs . . . and we were robbed by what?" —Endris, Drannith magistrate

Construct (Battle for Baldur's Gate Tokens)
Jakub Kasper

Baloth Null (Masters 25)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

"Humans use pigs to hunt for mushrooms, don't they? It's like that." —Harak, Malakir bloodwitch

Vengeful Devil (Modern Horizons)
Jakub Kasper

Haste Morbid — {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. Activate only if a creature died this turn.

Devils love adding injury to injury.

Graveshifter (Modern Horizons)
Jakub Kasper

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

"Why throw away a perfectly good identity?"

Balloon Stand (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

"INPUT ACCEPTED: SHIVAN DRAGON. INITIATING . . . ERROR! GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE."

Soldier (Dominaria Tokens)
Jakub Kasper

Leonin Warleader (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink that are tapped and attacking.

When one leonin hunts, many more are surely nearby.

Wild-Field Scarecrow (Innistrad Remastered)
Jakub Kasper

Defender {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Ojutai's Summons (Dragons of Tarkir)
Jakub Kasper

Create a 2/2 blue Djinn Monk creature token with flying. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Regal Behemoth (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever you tap a land for mana while you're the monarch, add an additional one mana of any color.

Incendiary Dissent (Conspiracy: Take the Crown)
Jakub Kasper

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.) Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Gird for Battle (Guilds of Ravnica)
Jakub Kasper

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

"You won't need the sword drills, your shields, or my blessing. You'll fight for Sunhome with the truth in your heart." —Aurelia

Graveshifter (March of the Machine Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

"Why throw away a perfectly good identity?"

Wolfwillow Haven (Theros Beyond Death)
Jakub Kasper

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}. {4}{G}, Sacrifice this Aura: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.

Felidar Guardian (Aether Revolt)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, you may exile another target permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

The loyalty of a felidar is hard won but worth the effort.

Kothophed, Soul Hoarder (Dominaria United Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Flying Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"I will be your most demanding master, Liliana. But I have great things in mind for you."

Mire's Malice (The List)
Jakub Kasper

Target opponent discards two cards. Awaken 3—{5}{B} (If you cast this spell for {5}{B}, also put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Circle of Elders (Dragons of Tarkir)
Jakub Kasper

Vigilance Formidable — {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

They whisper of an ancient hero who saved the dragons of their world.

Void (Eternal Masters)
Jakub Kasper

Choose a number. Destroy all artifacts and creatures with mana value equal to that number. Then target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with mana value equal to the number.

Graveshifter (The List)
Jakub Kasper

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

"Why throw away a perfectly good identity?"

Mire's Malice (Battle for Zendikar)
Jakub Kasper

Target opponent discards two cards. Awaken 3—{5}{B} (If you cast this spell for {5}{B}, also put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control and it becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.)

Wandertale Mentor (Bloomburrow)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever you expend 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.) {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

"You've all grown so much since I passed through this burrow last! Let's see, where to begin this story?"

Sure Strike (Core Set 2021)
Jakub Kasper

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

To survive imminent doom, it sometimes takes a foolhardy soul who acts first and fears later.

Aggressive Urge (The List)
Jakub Kasper

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"Our lives, our homes, and all our history are at risk. Do not speak to me of peace."

Wild-Field Scarecrow (Innistrad Remastered)
Jakub Kasper

Defender {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Mob Rule (Crimson Vow Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Choose one — • Gain control of all creatures with power 4 or greater until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn. • Gain control of all creatures with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Valiant Knight (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Other Knights you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.

"Defeat is no reason for retreat. It is a sign we must redouble our efforts to win this fight."

Alchemist's Greeting (Commander 2019)
Jakub Kasper

Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

"Impressive." —Chandra Nalaar

Baloth Null (The List)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

"Humans use pigs to hunt for mushrooms, don't they? It's like that." —Harak, Malakir bloodwitch

Weathered Sentinels (New Capenna Commander Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Defender, vigilance, reach, trample This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn't have defender. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Gallery of Legends (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Debtors' Transport (Ravnica Remastered)
Jakub Kasper

Afterlife 2 (When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white and black Spirit creature tokens with flying.)

By design, the sarcophagus muffles the debtors' moans but does not silence them.

Proud Mentor (Battlebond)
Jakub Kasper

Partner with Impetuous Protege (When this creature enters, target player may put Impetuous Protege into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

"Get ready, son."

Soldier (Core Set 2020 Tokens)
Jakub Kasper

Alchemist's Greeting (Innistrad Remastered)
Jakub Kasper

Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

"Impressive." —Chandra Nalaar

Smite the Monstrous (Battle for Zendikar)
Jakub Kasper

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

After watching the kor in battle, Gideon understood the difference between working together and working as one.

Aggressive Urge (Rivals of Ixalan)
Jakub Kasper

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"Our lives, our homes, and all our history are at risk. Do not speak to me of peace."

Graveshifter (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

"Why throw away a perfectly good identity?"

Orazca Raptor (Rivals of Ixalan)
Jakub Kasper

"If you come across a raptor in the city, stay perfectly still. At least then you'll be well rested when you die." —Captain Brandis Thorn

Reckless Air Strike (Core Set 2020)
Jakub Kasper

Choose one — • Reckless Air Strike deals 3 damage to target creature with flying. • Destroy target artifact.

"I have a *great* idea!"

Inferno Jet (The List)
Jakub Kasper

Inferno Jet deals 6 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

"When the whole world is crazy, it's important to find something you can rely on."

Aven Initiate (Amonkhet)
Jakub Kasper

Flying Embalm {6}{U} ({6}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie Bird Warrior with no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)

Regal Behemoth (Commander Masters)
Jakub Kasper

Trample When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever you tap a land for mana while you're the monarch, add an additional one mana of any color.

Immovable Rod (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jakub Kasper

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step. Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, venture into the dungeon. {3}{W}, {T}: For as long as this artifact remains tapped, another target permanent loses all abilities and can't attack or block.

Impetuous Protege (Battlebond Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Partner with Proud Mentor (When this creature enters, target player may put Proud Mentor into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among tapped creatures your opponents control.

Scaretiller (Commander Masters)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, choose one — • You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. • Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Fields of battle turn to fields of grain.

Scaretiller (Outlaws of Thunder Junction Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, choose one — • You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. • Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Fields of battle turn to fields of grain.

Aven Initiate (Double Masters 2022)
Jakub Kasper

Flying Embalm {6}{U} ({6}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie Bird Warrior with no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)

Impetuous Protege (Battlebond)
Jakub Kasper

Partner with Proud Mentor (When this creature enters, target player may put Proud Mentor into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among tapped creatures your opponents control.

Wolfwillow Haven (Bloomburrow Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}. {4}{G}, Sacrifice this Aura: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.

Circuits Act (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Another day, another item Pietra has to add to the "do not juggle" database.

Kothophed, Soul Hoarder (Magic Origins Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Flying Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"I will be your most demanding master, Liliana. But I have great things in mind for you."

Mouse Trapper (Bloomburrow)
Jakub Kasper

Flash Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, tap target creature an opponent controls.

"I'm not here to hurt you, but I will stop you from hurting others."

Grotag Bug-Catcher (Zendikar Rising)
Jakub Kasper

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each creature in your party. (Your party consists of up to one each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard.)

"Everybody grab a leg!"

Forbidden Friendship (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Jakub Kasper

Create a 1/1 red Dinosaur creature token with haste and a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

The two looked at each other, and neither fled. "I see," the soldier murmured. "We're both just fighting for survival out here, aren't we?"

Thrashing Brontodon (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Burnished Hart (Bloomburrow Commander)
Jakub Kasper

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Not born of nature, but deeply connected to it nonetheless.

Bag of Tricks (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jakub Kasper

{4}{G}, {T}: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Springleaf Drum (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Jakub Kasper

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

"It is neither the species of leaf nor the thickness of branch that creates music. Gaea's song is already in the drum." —Gamelen, Citanul elder

Goblin Trashmaster (Core Set 2019)
Jakub Kasper

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Goblin: Destroy target artifact.

"Folks 'round here are too in love with their contraptions. Does them some good if we smash one every so often."

Golgari Grave-Troll (Ultimate Masters)
Jakub Kasper

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate this creature. Dredge 6 (If you would draw a card, you may mill six cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Wild-Field Scarecrow (Shadows over Innistrad)
Jakub Kasper

Defender {2}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Balloon Stand (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride.

Gird for Battle (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jakub Kasper

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

"You won't need the sword drills, your shields, or my blessing. You'll fight for Sunhome with the truth in your heart." —Aurelia

Trusty Companion (Kaladesh)
Jakub Kasper

Vigilance This creature can't attack alone.

It shows affection an automaton never could.

Soldier (Core Set 2021 Tokens)
Jakub Kasper

Floriferous Vinewall (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Defender When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Leonin Warleader (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink that are tapped and attacking.

When one leonin hunts, many more are surely nearby.

Ravenous Daggertooth (Ixalan)
Jakub Kasper

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain 2 life.

A daggertooth's triumphant roar makes all the sounds of jungle life fall silent.

Audacious Infiltrator (Aether Revolt)
Jakub Kasper

This creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures.

"This little critter can turn all of you to scrap in under thirty seconds! Come on, who wants to be the first to go? Try and stop me!"

Nimblewright Schematic (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jakub Kasper

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

"While it is certainly a unique touch, Jan, does the mustache really need to be there?" —High Artificer Andar Beech

Assembled Ensemble (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."

Pir's Whim (The List)
Jakub Kasper

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend searches their library for a land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Each foe sacrifices an artifact or enchantment of their choice.

Springleaf Drum (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Jakub Kasper

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

"It is neither the species of leaf nor the thickness of branch that creates music. Gaea's song is already in the drum." —Gamelen, Citanul elder

Kothophed, Soul Hoarder (Magic Origins)
Jakub Kasper

Flying Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"I will be your most demanding master, Liliana. But I have great things in mind for you."

Leonin Warleader (Core Set 2019)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink that are tapped and attacking.

When one leonin hunts, many more are surely nearby.

Golgari Grave-Troll (The List)
Jakub Kasper

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card in your graveyard. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Regenerate this creature. Dredge 6 (If you would draw a card, you may mill six cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

Weathered Sentinels (New Capenna Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Defender, vigilance, reach, trample This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn't have defender. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Veteran Adventurer (Zendikar Rising)
Jakub Kasper

Veteran Adventurer is also a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature in your party. Vigilance

"How can I be of assistance?"

Debtors' Transport (Ravnica Allegiance)
Jakub Kasper

Afterlife 2 (When this creature dies, create two 1/1 white and black Spirit creature tokens with flying.)

By design, the sarcophagus muffles the debtors' moans but does not silence them.

Burnished Hart (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jakub Kasper

{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Not born of nature, but deeply connected to it nonetheless.

Heartfire Hero (Bloomburrow)
Jakub Kasper

Valiant — Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. When this creature dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Weathered Sentinels (New Capenna Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Verteidiger, Wachsamkeit, Reichweite, verursacht Trampelschaden Die Verwitterten Wächter können Spieler, die dich während ihres letzten Zuges angegriffen haben, angreifen, als ob sie nicht Verteidiger hätten. Immer wenn die Verwitterten Wächter angreifen, erhalten sie +3/+3 und Unzerstörbarkeit bis zum Ende des Zuges.

Rumbling Ruin (Ravnica Allegiance)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, count the number of +1/+1 counters on creatures you control. Creatures your opponents control with power less than or equal to that number can't block this turn.

The Rubblebelt grows restless.

Weathered Sentinels (New Capenna Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Defender, vigilance, reach, trample This creature can attack players who attacked you during their last turn as though it didn't have defender. Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Gallery of Legends (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Alchemist's Greeting (Eldritch Moon)
Jakub Kasper

Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

"Impressive." —Chandra Nalaar

Thrashing Brontodon (Game Night)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Thrashing Brontodon (Foundations)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Belligerent Whiptail (Battle for Zendikar)
Jakub Kasper

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains first strike until end of turn.

"Whiptails can sense a traveler's footsteps from a great distance. Measuring that distance has been . . . difficult." —Jalun, Affa sentry

Mob Rule (Fate Reforged)
Jakub Kasper

Choose one — • Gain control of all creatures with power 4 or greater until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn. • Gain control of all creatures with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Bubble Snare (Zendikar Rising)
Jakub Kasper

Kicker {2}{U} (You may pay an additional {2}{U} as you cast this spell.) Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if it was kicked, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Impulsive Pilferer (Commander Masters)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Encore {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Sure Strike (Core Set 2019)
Jakub Kasper

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

To survive imminent doom, it sometimes takes a foolhardy soul who acts first and fears later.

Proud Mentor (Battlebond Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Partner with Impetuous Protege (When this creature enters, target player may put Impetuous Protege into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

"Get ready, son."

Scaretiller (Zendikar Rising Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, choose one — • You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. • Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Fields of battle turn to fields of grain.

Baloth Null (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

"Humans use pigs to hunt for mushrooms, don't they? It's like that." —Harak, Malakir bloodwitch

Felidar Guardian (The List)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, you may exile another target permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

The loyalty of a felidar is hard won but worth the effort.

Ancient Brontodon (The List)
Jakub Kasper

It is taller than all but the tallest trees, and older than all but the oldest.

Gideon's Resolve (Amonkhet)
Jakub Kasper

When this enchantment enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Gideon, Martial Paragon, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Body Dropper (Streets of New Capenna)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever you sacrifice another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {B}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

"Kill count? I lost track years ago."

Balloon Stand (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

"MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY."

Scaretiller (Commander 2019)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, choose one — • You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. • Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Fields of battle turn to fields of grain.

Bag of Tricks (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jakub Kasper

{4}{G}, {T}: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

From fuzzy to ferocious in an instant.

Wolfwillow Haven (Jumpstart 2022)
Jakub Kasper

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}. {4}{G}, Sacrifice this Aura: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.

Aven Initiate (Amonkhet Tokens)
Jakub Kasper

Flying

Weight Advantage (Conspiracy: Take the Crown)
Jakub Kasper

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

When immovable object turns to unstoppable force, it's best to just get out of the way.

Valiant Knight (Core Set 2019)
Jakub Kasper

Other Knights you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.

"Defeat is no reason for retreat. It is a sign we must redouble our efforts to win this fight."

Goblin Gang Leader (Mystery Booster 2)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

They're even more dangerous outside the arena.

Thrashing Brontodon (The List)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Immovable Rod (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jakub Kasper

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step. Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, venture into the dungeon. {3}{W}, {T}: For as long as this artifact remains tapped, another target permanent loses all abilities and can't attack or block.

Floriferous Vinewall (Dominaria United)
Jakub Kasper

Defender When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Wolf (Theros Beyond Death Tokens)
Jakub Kasper

Thrashing Brontodon (Core Set 2020)
Jakub Kasper

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

It cares more about preserving the herd's territory than about preserving itself.

Goblin Trashmaster (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Goblin: Destroy target artifact.

"Folks 'round here are too in love with their contraptions. Does them some good if we smash one every so often."

Wolfwillow Haven (Theros Beyond Death)
Jakub Kasper

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}. {4}{G}, Sacrifice this Aura: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.

Assembled Ensemble (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."

Weldfast Monitor (Kaladesh)
Jakub Kasper

{R}: This creature gains menace until end of turn.

The avant-garde among Ghirapur's inventors disregard the Consulate's safety standards completely.

Gird for Battle (Jumpstart)
Jakub Kasper

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

"You won't need the sword drills, your shields, or my blessing. You'll fight for Sunhome with the truth in your heart." —Aurelia

Ancient Brontodon (Ixalan)
Jakub Kasper

It is taller than all but the tallest trees, and older than all but the oldest.

Daxos's Torment (Commander 2015)
Jakub Kasper

Constellation — Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, this enchantment becomes a 5/5 Demon creature with flying and haste in addition to its other types until end of turn.

The terrors of the Underworld travel alongside those who return to the mortal realm.

Capture Sphere (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Jakub Kasper

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) Enchant creature When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Forbidden Friendship (Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths)
Jakub Kasper

Create a 1/1 red Dinosaur creature token with haste and a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

The two looked at each other, and neither fled. "I see," the soldier murmured. "We're both just fighting for survival out here, aren't we?"

Torrential Gearhulk (Kaladesh Inventions)
Jakub Kasper

Flash When this creature enters, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Goblin Trashmaster (Core Set 2019 Promos)
Jakub Kasper

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1. Sacrifice a Goblin: Destroy target artifact.

"Folks 'round here are too in love with their contraptions. Does them some good if we smash one every so often."

Kothophed, Soul Hoarder (Jumpstart 2022)
Jakub Kasper

Flying Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"I will be your most demanding master, Liliana. But I have great things in mind for you."

Valiant Knight (March of the Machine Commander)
Jakub Kasper

Other Knights you control get +1/+1. {3}{W}{W}: Knights you control gain double strike until end of turn.

"Defeat is no reason for retreat. It is a sign we must redouble our efforts to win this fight."

Crew Captain (Streets of New Capenna)
Jakub Kasper

Haste This creature has indestructible as long as it entered this turn.

The Riveteers are as good at raising buildings as they are at razing them.

Leonin Warleader (Jumpstart 2022)
Jakub Kasper

Whenever this creature attacks, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink that are tapped and attacking.

When one leonin hunts, many more are surely nearby.

Alchemist's Greeting (The List)
Jakub Kasper

Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

"Impressive." —Chandra Nalaar

Balloon Stand (Unfinity)
Jakub Kasper

Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

There is a very real danger that the squeaking will rally nearby squirrels to battle.

Pressure Point (Kaladesh)
Jakub Kasper

Tap target creature. Draw a card.

Everything has an off switch.

Impulsive Pilferer (Commander Legends)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Encore {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Starting Column (Aetherdrift)
Jakub Kasper

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.) {T}: Add one mana of any color. Max speed — {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Ten teams. Ten dreams. One winner.

Alchemist's Greeting (Innistrad Remastered)
Jakub Kasper

Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

"Impressive." —Chandra Nalaar

Pir's Whim (Battlebond)
Jakub Kasper

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend searches their library for a land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Each foe sacrifices an artifact or enchantment of their choice.

Vizier of the Anointed (Hour of Devastation)
Jakub Kasper

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with eternalize or embalm, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle. Whenever you activate an eternalize or embalm ability, draw a card.

Inferno Jet (Hour of Devastation)
Jakub Kasper

Inferno Jet deals 6 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

"When the whole world is crazy, it's important to find something you can rely on."