You Exist Only to Amuse

You Exist Only to Amuse (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
WolfSkullJack

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one. If you control six or more lands, choose both instead. • Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." • Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 1/1 and lose all abilities.

Firja, Judge of Valor (Multiverse Legends)
WolfSkullJack

Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Invader after invader fell before her, and to each she spoke a single word: "Unworthy."

Firja, Judge of Valor (Multiverse Legends)
WolfSkullJack

Flying, lifelink Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Invader after invader fell before her, and to each she spoke a single word: "Unworthy."

You Exist Only to Amuse (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
WolfSkullJack

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one. If you control six or more lands, choose both instead. • Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." • Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 1/1 and lose all abilities.

Thirsting Roots (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
WolfSkullJack

Choose one — • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Dragonlord Silumgar (Secret Lair Showdown)
WolfSkullJack

Flying, deathtouch When Dragonlord Silumgar enters, gain control of target creature or planeswalker for as long as you control Dragonlord Silumgar.

You Are Unworthy of Mercy (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
WolfSkullJack

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice. If you control six or more lands, each opponent sacrifices three nonland permanents of their choice instead.

"When you die alone, know that it was I who took everything from you."

Purging Stormbrood (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
WolfSkullJack

Aegar, the Freezing Flame (Kaldheim)
WolfSkullJack

Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess damage, if a Giant, Wizard, or spell you controlled dealt damage to it this turn, draw a card.

Titanic Growth (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
WolfSkullJack

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

"It is as the Mirrans say: True strength comes from within." —Ich-Tekik, Salvage Splicer

Jeska, Thrice Reborn (Secret Lair Drop)
WolfSkullJack

Jeska enters with a loyalty counter on her for each time you've cast a commander from the command zone this game. 0: Choose target creature. Until your next turn, if that creature would deal combat damage to one of your opponents, it deals triple that damage to that player instead. −X: Jeska deals X damage to each of up to three targets. Jeska, Thrice Reborn can be your commander. Partner

Wickerfolk Thresher (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
WolfSkullJack

Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.

Vito, Fanatic of Aclazotz (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
WolfSkullJack

Flying Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, you gain 2 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, each opponent loses 2 life. If it's the third time, create a 4/3 white and black Vampire Demon creature token with flying.

Esika's Chariot (Kaldheim)
WolfSkullJack

When Esika's Chariot enters, create two 2/2 green Cat creature tokens. Whenever Esika's Chariot attacks, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. Crew 4

Uchbenbak, the Great Mistake (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
WolfSkullJack

Vigilance, menace Descend 8 — {4}{U}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Primeval Titan (Secret Lair Drop)
WolfSkullJack

Trample Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Jorn, God of Winter (Kaldheim)
WolfSkullJack