Goblin Lackey

Goblin Lackey (Secret Lair Drop)
Mike Uziel

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

"Danger" was supposed to be babysitting, so "Little Angel" became the newest member of the team.

Goblin Lackey (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Goblin Lackey (Urza's Saga)
Jerry Tiritilli

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

All bark, someone else's bite.

Goblin Lackey (From the Vault: Exiled)
Christopher Moeller

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

At the first sign of enemy scouts, Jula grinned and strapped on his diplomacy helmet.

Goblin Lackey (Mystery Booster 2)
Christopher Moeller

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

At the first sign of enemy scouts, Jula grinned and strapped on his diplomacy helmet.

The Mimeoplasm (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

Necrotic Ooze (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

As long as this creature is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.

It looks like currant jam, smells like death, and tastes a bit like both.

Shattergang Brothers (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Each other player sacrifices a creature. {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Each other player sacrifices an artifact. {2}{G}, Sacrifice an enchantment: Each other player sacrifices an enchantment.

Dark Ritual (Secret Lair Showdown)
Wizard of Barge

Add {B}{B}{B}.

"I will bleat you dry."

Lim-Dûl's Vault (Secret Lair 30th Anniversary Countdown Kit)
Wizard of Barge

Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.

Acidic Slime (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

"The merchant said their newt extract was cauldron safe!"

Muxus, Goblin Grandee (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Goblin Lackey (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Triskaidekaphile (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have exactly thirteen cards in your hand, you win the game. {3}{U}: Draw a card.

"Thirteen aces. Read 'em and weep."

Muxus, Goblin Grandee (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Goblin Matron (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Goblin Recruiter (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Goblin Recruiter (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Goblin Matron (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Voidslime (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

"Cyclonic Ri—fplfmplfmlfblthpfmnsnffl!"

Scavenging Ooze (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

Some days, it just feels like trash. Other days, it could really go for some people.

Jace, the Mind Sculptor (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

+2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.

Lord of the Pit (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.

Shattergang Brothers (Secret Lair Drop)
Wizard of Barge

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Each other player sacrifices a creature. {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Each other player sacrifices an artifact. {2}{G}, Sacrifice an enchantment: Each other player sacrifices an enchantment.