Disemvowel

Disemvowel (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Without vowels, no one can hear you scream.

Fishliver Oil (Ninth Edition)
Ralph Horsley

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.) Enchanted creature has islandwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)

Stonybrook Banneret (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) Merfolk spells and Wizard spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Made from trout scales and crawfish whiskers, merrows' shimmering banners flash in the water like lightning.

Stonybrook Banneret (Morningtide)
Ralph Horsley

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) Merfolk spells and Wizard spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Made from trout scales and crawfish whiskers, merrows' shimmering banners flash in the water like lightning.

Fathom Seer (Masters 25)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Hurkyl's Recall (Modern Masters 2015)
Ralph Horsley

Return all artifacts target player owns to their hand.

Hurkyl's research at the College of Lat-Nam wasn't enough to stop the two brothers, but for centuries thereafter her spellcraft taught artificers restraint.

Felidar Retreat (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Mistveil Plains (The List)
Ralph Horsley

({T}: Add {W}.) This land enters tapped. {W}, {T}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. Activate only if you control two or more white permanents.

Fathom Seer (Time Spiral)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Nylea's Presence (Theros)
Ralph Horsley

Enchant land When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.

Fathom Seer (Commander 2014)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Anthem of Rakdos (Dissension)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn and this enchantment deals 1 damage to you. Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, if a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Fathom Seer (Time Spiral Remastered)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Fathom Seer (Duel Decks Anthology: Jace vs. Chandra)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Fathom Seer (Duel Decks: Jace vs. Chandra)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Rag Dealer (Champions of Kamigawa)
Ralph Horsley

{2}{B}, {T}: Exile up to three target cards from a single graveyard.

"After General Takeno found the Oathkeeper amidst the bamboo marshes, more scavengers braved the swamp's nezumi, oni, and kami in hopes of glory." —*The History of Kamigawa*

Frogtosser Banneret (Zendikar Rising Commander)
Ralph Horsley

Haste Goblin spells and Rogue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

The Frogtossers thread feathers, bones, and trophies from past raids into their standards, believing they fuel the warren with the anger of its victims.

Hurkyl's Recall (Tenth Edition)
Ralph Horsley

Return all artifacts target player owns to their hand.

Hurkyl's research at the College of Lat-Nam wasn't enough to stop the two brothers, but for centuries thereafter her spellcraft taught artificers restraint.

Hurkyl's Recall (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Return all artifacts target player owns to their hand.

Hurkyl's research at the College of Lat-Nam wasn't enough to stop the two brothers, but for centuries thereafter her spellcraft taught artificers restraint.

Felidar Retreat (New Capenna Commander)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Felidar Retreat (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Felidar Retreat (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Mistveil Plains (Ultimate Masters)
Ralph Horsley

({T}: Add {W}.) This land enters tapped. {W}, {T}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. Activate only if you control two or more white permanents.

Vesuvan Shapeshifter (Commander 2019)
Ralph Horsley

As this creature enters or is turned face up, you may choose another creature on the battlefield. If you do, until this creature is turned face down, it becomes a copy of that creature, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may turn this creature face down." Morph {1}{U}

Predator's Howl (Conspiracy)
Ralph Horsley

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.

"And Muzzio says my arguments have no teeth." —Selvala, ranger of the Lowlands

Clown Car (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. Crew 2

It runs on laughing gas.

Creeperhulk (Commander 2014)
Ralph Horsley

Trample {1}{G}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains trample.

"I saw the devastation when the juggernauts crashed the walls of An Karras. Then I got to thinking." —Janji, sylvan druid

Teferi's Time Twist (War of the Spark)
Ralph Horsley

Exile target permanent you control. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. If it enters as a creature, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

"The safest place for you is not now."

Felidar Retreat (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Brighthearth Banneret (Morningtide)
Ralph Horsley

Elemental spells and Warrior spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Reinforce 1—{1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.)

The banner symbolizes the goodwill of the Brighthearth. Their emissaries bring the mastery of fire to other races.

Faerie Aerie (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this token deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Bosk Banneret (Morningtide)
Ralph Horsley

Treefolk spells and Shaman spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Deep in a murmuring bosk, where the trees' memories span centuries, the simple banner of green and copper signifies an elder whose rings number more than a faerie's days.

Balefire Liege (Eventide)
Ralph Horsley

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

The Pieces Are Coming Together (Archenemy Schemes)
Ralph Horsley

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {2} less to cast.

"Cretins build machines. I construct destiny."

Bloodspore Thrinax (Commander Anthology)
Ralph Horsley

Devour 1 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Thick-Skinned Goblin (Time Spiral)
Ralph Horsley

You may pay {0} rather than pay the echo cost for permanents you control. {R}: This creature gains protection from red until end of turn.

The shaman of the tribe is responsible for keeping track of all its treasures, including angry pets and cursed lamps of fiery doom.

Dungeon Descent (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Ralph Horsley

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}, Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Venture into the dungeon. Activate only as a sorcery. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Hillcomber Giant (Lorwyn)
Ralph Horsley

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

The giants believe the fossils they find in Lorwyn's rocky heights are dreams frozen in time, and they treasure them.

Celebr-8000 (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Thopter Foundry (Commander 2016)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

One-Clown Band (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Programmed to play more than seventy instruments and only one song.

Boseiju, Who Shelters All (Champions of Kamigawa)
Ralph Horsley

Boseiju enters tapped. {T}, Pay 2 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on an instant or sorcery spell, that spell can't be countered.

Aeon Engine (Commander 2019)
Ralph Horsley

This artifact enters tapped. {T}, Exile this artifact: Reverse the game's turn order. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise.)

"Paradox? Eh, we'll worry about that yesterday." —Edorin, the Timesmith

Balefire Liege (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Felidar Retreat (Foundations)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

One-Clown Band (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Programmed to play more than seventy instruments and only one song.

Shields of Velis Vel (Lorwyn)
Ralph Horsley

Changeling (This card is every creature type.) Creatures target player controls get +0/+1 and gain all creature types until end of turn.

Changelings can alter shape based on what the beings around them desire most.

Howling Mine (Magic 2010)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

The mine's riches never end, nor do the moans of the spirits doomed to haunt them.

Predator's Howl (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.

"And Muzzio says my arguments have no teeth." —Selvala, ranger of the Lowlands

Impounding Lot-Bot (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Not all tickets can be exchanged for prizes.

Negate (Magic Player Rewards 2009)
Ralph Horsley

Counter target noncreature spell.

Ocular Halo (Dissension)
Ralph Horsley

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: Draw a card." {W}: Enchanted creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

While the soldier dreams, the eyes stand watch.

Wolfcaller's Howl (The List)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens, where X is the number of your opponents with four or more cards in hand.

"Knowledge is a stain that only instinct and ferocity can cleanse." —Drarg, wolfcaller

Thopter Foundry (The List)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

Reminisce (Tenth Edition)
Ralph Horsley

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Leave the door to the past even slightly ajar and it could be blown off its hinges.

Boseiju, Who Shelters All (From the Vault: Realms)
Ralph Horsley

Boseiju enters tapped. {T}, Pay 2 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on an instant or sorcery spell, that spell can't be countered.

Seal of Doom (Dissension)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"A basilisk's gaze is effective, but disposing of physical remains is a tiresome task. It's far more discrete to dissolve one's victim entirely." —Szadek

Endure (Eventide)
Ralph Horsley

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and permanents you control this turn.

The Aurora had lessened the kithkins' kindness, deepened their paranoia, and dulled their sense of pain.

Netherese Puzzle-Ward (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Ralph Horsley

Focus Beam — At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a d4. Scry X, where X is the result. Perfect Illumination — Whenever you roll a die's highest natural result, draw a card.

Each configuration reveals a potential future.

Howling Mine (Commander 2011)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

The mine's riches never end, nor do the moans of the spirits doomed to haunt them.

Bloodspore Thrinax (Double Masters)
Ralph Horsley

Devour 1 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Creeperhulk (Commander Anthology)
Ralph Horsley

Trample {1}{G}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains trample.

"I saw the devastation when the juggernauts crashed the walls of An Karras. Then I got to thinking." —Janji, sylvan druid

Celebr-8000 (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Gate Hound (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Ralph Horsley

Creatures you control have vigilance as long as this creature is enchanted.

"Ditri, I leave this checkpoint in your capable teeth." —Kitov, nightguard patrol

Ossuary Rats (Jumpstart 2022)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, it deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

You know you've ventured too deep when the rats stop running and hold their ground.

Boggart Birth Rite (Lorwyn)
Ralph Horsley

Return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.

Auntie excitedly held up the squalling newborn. "This one looks like Byoog! Maybe he'll tell us what he saw and felt in the beyond."

Felidar Retreat (Jumpstart 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Martyr of Ashes (Coldsnap)
Ralph Horsley

{2}, Reveal X red cards from your hand, Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals X damage to each creature without flying.

She turns ash into flame and burns enemies to ash.

Trusty Retriever (Foundations Jumpstart)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. • Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Wipe away the slobber and it's as good as new, give or take a few bite marks.

Balefire Liege (Double Masters 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Glamerdye (Eventide)
Ralph Horsley

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Brazen Cannonade (Jumpstart 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever an attacking creature you control dies, this enchantment deals 2 damage to each opponent. Raid — At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you attacked this turn, exile the top card of your library. Until end of combat on your next turn, you may play that card.

Curator of Destinies (Foundations Promos)
Ralph Horsley

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Cruel Ultimatum (Duel Decks: Ajani vs. Nicol Bolas)
Ralph Horsley

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.

There is always a greater power.

Negate (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Counter target noncreature spell.

Felidar Retreat (Commander Masters)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Krovikan Scoundrel (Coldsnap)
Ralph Horsley

The few surviving humans of Krov would have welcomed the return of winter and its sterilizing cold. They often peered northward, hoping that the snow's edge had reached their infested city-tomb.

Fire-Lit Thicket (Double Masters)
Ralph Horsley

{T}: Add {C}. {R/G}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{G}, or {G}{G}.

Occupancy of the den changes from night to night as boggart gangs fight for control of a place they aren't willing to simply eat.

Intimidator Initiate (Shadowmoor)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.

Don't stand in his way, for his way is full of pointy things and fire.

Steady Aim (War of the Spark)
Ralph Horsley

Untap target creature. It gets +1/+4 and gains reach until end of turn.

The archer's heart broke seeing her compatriots die far below, but she held position until the enemy was in range.

Seal of Fire (Dissension)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 2 damage to any target.

"If it breathes, it will burn." —Rakdos pyromancers' creed

Balefire Liege (Planechase)
Ralph Horsley

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1. Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

Stormscale Anarch (Dissension)
Ralph Horsley

{2}{R}, Discard a card at random: This creature deals 2 damage to any target. If the discarded card was multicolored, this creature deals 4 damage instead.

Break Down the Door (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Ralph Horsley

Choose one — • Exile target artifact. • Exile target enchantment. • Manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Non-Human Cannonball (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Designed for maximum impact, comedic and otherwise.

Bewilder (Time Spiral)
Ralph Horsley

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"Teferi snapped his fingers, and the viashino started clucking like a chicken. Silly, yes, but exactly the thing we needed to break the stifling tension." —Jhoira, master artificer

Ballyrush Banneret (Morningtide)
Ralph Horsley

Kithkin spells and Soldier spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Only wool from the side of the springjack turned most often to the sun can be woven into kithkin battle standards. Jackherds record every movement of their woolly-jacks until shearing.

Ballyrush Banneret (Foundations)
Ralph Horsley

Kithkin spells and Soldier spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Only wool from the side of the springjack turned most often to the sun can be woven into kithkin battle standards. Jackherds record every movement of their woolly-jacks until shearing.

Twiddlestick Charger (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, tap or untap target creature.

Seal of Doom (Commander 2015)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"A basilisk's gaze is effective, but disposing of physical remains is a tiresome task. It's far more discreet to dissolve one's victim entirely." —Szadek

Water Gun Balloon Game (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one. Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."

Thopter Foundry (Commander 2013)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

Elvish Branchbender (Duel Decks: Elves vs. Inventors)
Ralph Horsley

{T}: Until end of turn, target Forest becomes an X/X Treefolk creature in addition to its other types, where X is the number of Elves you control.

"How do the vinebred feel? Fah! We do not ask the puppet how it feels when the puppeteer bids it dance."

Deadly Poison Sampler (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Nylea's Presence (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Enchant land When this Aura enters, draw a card. Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.

Wolfcaller's Howl (Commander 2014)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens, where X is the number of your opponents with four or more cards in hand.

"Knowledge is a stain that only instinct and ferocity can cleanse." —Drarg, wolfcaller

Nine-Ringed Bo (Champions of Kamigawa)
Ralph Horsley

{T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target Spirit creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

"We received an anonymous letter suggesting that Kumano holds a secret to defeating the kami, but he is nowhere to be found." —General Takeno, letter to Lord Konda

Veinfire Borderpost (Alara Reborn)
Ralph Horsley

You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

_____ _____ Rocketship (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Flying When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter. Crew 2

Twisted Justice (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Ralph Horsley

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. You draw cards equal to that creature's power.

In Otiev's mind, he ruled in favor of the accused. But in his courtroom he was only a spectator, watching his hand deliver the sign of death.

Fathom Seer (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Controlled Instincts (Conflux)
Ralph Horsley

Enchant red or green creature Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Togk Manytooth struggled helplessly as the kathari circled above him. For a warrior, immobilization is a fate worse than death.

Top-Secret Tunnel (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Reminisce (Duel Decks: Izzet vs. Golgari)
Ralph Horsley

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Leave the door to the past even slightly ajar and it could be blown off its hinges.

Rust-Shield Rampager (Bloomburrow)
Ralph Horsley

Offspring {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Boulderfall (Theros)
Ralph Horsley

Boulderfall deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

"Defeating the Meletians was not so difficult. I needed only to move a mountain." —Eocles, oracle of Purphoros

Mountain (Jumpstart)
Ralph Horsley

({T}: Add {R}.)

Seeds of Strength (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Ralph Horsley

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Beneath the beauty of light and seed is the might of Vitu-Ghazi.

Bloodspore Thrinax (Commander 2015)
Ralph Horsley

Devour 1 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Furystoke Giant (Shadowmoor)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, other creatures you control gain "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target" until end of turn. Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Dispatch Dispensary (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Seal of Doom (Modern Masters 2017)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"A basilisk's gaze is effective, but disposing of physical remains is a tiresome task. It's far more discreet to dissolve one's victim entirely." —Szadek

Mountain (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Ralph Horsley

({T}: Add {R}.)

Omniclown Colossus (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Frogtosser Banneret (Morningtide)
Ralph Horsley

Haste Goblin spells and Rogue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

The Frogtossers thread feathers, bones, and trophies from past raids into their standards, believing they fuel the warren with the anger of its victims.

Predator's Howl (Jumpstart 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.

"And Muzzio says my arguments have no teeth." —Selvala, ranger of the Lowlands

Fistful of Force (Lorwyn)
Ralph Horsley

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Clash with an opponent. If you win, that creature gets an additional +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)

Dictation Quillograph (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Viscera Dragger (Shards of Alara)
Ralph Horsley

Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) Unearth {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Clown Car (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. Crew 2

It runs on laughing gas.

Curator of Destinies (Foundations)
Ralph Horsley

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Mistakes Were Made (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

In hindsight, Chandra's Incendiary Experience should never have been built next to Auntie Grub's House of Pitch.

Fathom Seer (Duel Decks: Speed vs. Cunning)
Ralph Horsley

Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, draw two cards.

Mountain (Secret Lair Drop)
Ralph Horsley

({T}: Add {R}.)

Disemvowel (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Without vowels, no one can hear you scream.

Accessories to Murder (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Howling Mine (The List)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

The mine's riches never end, nor do the moans of the spirits doomed to haunt them.

Howling Mine (Tenth Edition)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Legend has it that the mine howls out the last words of those who died inside.

Thopter Foundry (Alara Reborn)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

Ignite the Cloneforge! (Archenemy Schemes)
Ralph Horsley

When you set this scheme in motion, create a token that's a copy of target permanent an opponent controls.

"Heroes innovate. Villains duplicate."

Desecration Plague (Journey into Nyx)
Ralph Horsley

Destroy target enchantment or land.

"The gods think of us as insects. Perhaps there is wisdom in that." —Perisophia the philosopher

Cruel Ultimatum (Shards of Alara)
Ralph Horsley

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.

There is always a greater power.

Bloodspore Thrinax (Commander Masters)
Ralph Horsley

Devour 1 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.) Each other creature you control enters with an additional X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Arsenal Thresher (Planechase)
Ralph Horsley

As this creature enters, you may reveal any number of other artifact cards from your hand. This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each card revealed this way.

Howling Mine (Commander 2016)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

The mine's riches never end, nor do the moans of the spirits doomed to haunt them.

Corrupted Shapeshifter (Modern Horizons 3)
Ralph Horsley

Devoid (This card has no color.) As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature with vigilance, or a 0/12 creature with defender.

Within its body, three lineages warred for supremacy.

Crucible of Worlds (World Championship Promos)
Ralph Horsley

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Greatness is forged in fire and fervor.

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (The List (Unfinity Foil Edition))
Ralph Horsley

Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text. {2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)

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Clowning Around (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary.

Hypnotic Swirly Disc (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Elvish Branchbender (Lorwyn)
Ralph Horsley

{T}: Until end of turn, target Forest becomes an X/X Treefolk creature in addition to its other types, where X is the number of Elves you control.

"How do the vinebred feel? Fah! We do not ask the puppet how it feels when the puppeteer bids it dance."

_____ _____ Rocketship (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Flying When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter. Crew 2

D00-DL, Caricaturist (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.

Felidar Retreat (Starter Commander Decks)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Fire-Lit Thicket (Shadowmoor)
Ralph Horsley

{T}: Add {C}. {R/G}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{G}, or {G}{G}.

Occupancy of the den changes from night to night as boggart gangs fight for control of a place they aren't willing to simply eat.

Stranglehold (Judge Gift Cards 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Your opponents can't search libraries. If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead.

"Control the Halo and you control the whole city." —Jetmir

Seal of Doom (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"A basilisk's gaze is effective, but disposing of physical remains is a tiresome task. It's far more discreet to dissolve one's victim entirely." —Szadek

Mountain (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Ralph Horsley

({T}: Add {R}.)

Field of the Dead (Special Guests)
Ralph Horsley

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. Whenever this land or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Thopter Foundry (The List)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

Thopter Foundry (Mystery Booster 2)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

Bewilder (Time Spiral Remastered)
Ralph Horsley

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"Teferi snapped his fingers, and the viashino started clucking like a chicken. Silly, yes, but exactly the thing we needed to break the stifling tension." —Jhoira, master artificer

Non-Human Cannonball (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Designed for maximum impact, comedic and otherwise.

Felidar Retreat (Zendikar Rising)
Ralph Horsley

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Swarm of Bloodflies (Foundations Jumpstart)
Ralph Horsley

Flying This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Despite the name, they'll happily devour the flesh too.

D00-DL, Caricaturist (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.

Veteran Armorer (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Other creatures you control get +0/+1.

"Give me a sword and I'll kill a few enemies. But give me a hammer and a fiery forge, and I'll turn the tide of battle."

Strip Bare (Shadowmoor)
Ralph Horsley

Destroy all Auras and Equipment attached to target creature.

"All glamers lifted, all lies revealed, all flesh exposed." —Awylla, elvish safewright

Omniclown Colossus (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Frozen Solid (Coldsnap)
Ralph Horsley

Enchant creature Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

"Guard, fetch me a mallet." —Heidar, Rimewind master

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text. {2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)

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Draconian Gate-Bot (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

"YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY."

Stormcrag Elemental (Dragons of Tarkir)
Ralph Horsley

Trample Megamorph {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

The storms of Tarkir awaken more than dragons.

Thick-Skinned Goblin (Time Spiral Remastered)
Ralph Horsley

You may pay {0} rather than pay the echo cost for permanents you control. {R}: This creature gains protection from red until end of turn.

The shaman of the tribe is responsible for keeping track of all its treasures, including angry pets and cursed lamps of fiery doom.

Netherese Puzzle-Ward (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Ralph Horsley

Focus Beam — At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a d4. Scry X, where X is the result. Perfect Illumination — Whenever you roll a die's highest natural result, draw a card.

Mistakes Were Made (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

In hindsight, Chandra's Incendiary Experience should never have been built next to Auntie Grub's House of Pitch.

Trusty Retriever (Jumpstart)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, choose one — • Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. • Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Wipe away the slobber and it's as good as new, give or take a few bite marks.

Reminisce (Ninth Edition)
Ralph Horsley

Target player shuffles their graveyard into their library.

Leave the door to the past even slightly ajar and it could be blown off its hinges.

Impounding Lot-Bot (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Not all tickets can be exchanged for prizes.

Bewilder (Iconic Masters)
Ralph Horsley

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"Teferi snapped his fingers, and the viashino started clucking like a chicken. Silly, yes, but exactly the thing we needed to break the stifling tension." —Jhoira, master artificer

Terra Ravager (Commander 2013)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.

It lives in the mountaintops, feeds at the mountains' feet, and kills anything it finds on the path between.

Draconian Gate-Bot (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

When this creature enters, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

"YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY."

Insufferable Syphon (Unstable)
Ralph Horsley

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.

Clowning Around (Unfinity)
Ralph Horsley

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary.

Hillcomber Giant (Modern Masters)
Ralph Horsley

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

The giants believe the fossils they find in Lorwyn's rocky heights are dreams frozen in time, and they treasure them.

Wolfcaller's Howl (Commander Anthology)
Ralph Horsley

At the beginning of your upkeep, create X 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens, where X is the number of your opponents with four or more cards in hand.

"Knowledge is a stain that only instinct and ferocity can cleanse." —Drarg, wolfcaller

Curator of Destinies (Foundations)
Ralph Horsley

This spell can't be countered. Flying When this creature enters, look at the top five cards of your library and separate them into a face-down pile and a face-up pile. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Clown Robot (Unfinity Tokens)
Ralph Horsley

Rise of the Varmints (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Ralph Horsley

Create X 2/1 green Varmint creature tokens, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. Plot {2}{G} (You may pay {2}{G} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Swarm of Bloodflies (Jumpstart 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Flying This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Despite the name, they'll happily devour the flesh too.

Veteran Armorer (Ravnica: City of Guilds)
Ralph Horsley

Other creatures you control get +0/+1.

"Give me a sword and I'll kill a few enemies. But give me a hammer and a fiery forge, and I'll turn the tide of battle."

Selfless Savior (Core Set 2021)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this creature: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her.

Thopter Foundry (Double Masters)
Ralph Horsley

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

"Etherium is limited. Innovation is not." —Tezzeret

Selfless Savior (Core Set 2021)
Ralph Horsley

Sacrifice this creature: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

She raised him from an orphaned pup and gave him a life of love. With his last act, he thanked her.

Honor of the Pure (Magic 2010 Promos)
Ralph Horsley

White creatures you control get +1/+1.

Together the soldiers were like a golden blade, cutting down their enemies and scarring the darkness.

Arsenal Thresher (Alara Reborn)
Ralph Horsley

As this creature enters, you may reveal any number of other artifact cards from your hand. This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each card revealed this way.

Bewilder (The List)
Ralph Horsley

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

"Teferi snapped his fingers, and the viashino started clucking like a chicken. Silly, yes, but exactly the thing we needed to break the stifling tension." —Jhoira, master artificer

Creeperhulk (Jumpstart 2022)
Ralph Horsley

Trample {1}{G}: Until end of turn, target creature you control has base power and toughness 5/5 and gains trample.

"I saw the devastation when the juggernauts crashed the walls of An Karras. Then I got to thinking." —Janji, sylvan druid