Long Goodbye

Long Goodbye (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jarel Threat

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

As the days grew longer, so did the list of missing persons.

Long Goodbye (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jarel Threat

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

There and Back Again (Tales of Middle-earth Promos)
Jarel Threat

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Up to one target creature can't block for as long as you control this Saga. The Ring tempts you. II — Search your library for a Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. III — Create Smaug, a legendary 6/6 red Dragon creature token with flying, haste, and "When Smaug dies, create fourteen Treasure tokens."

Brotherhood Scribe (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Metalcraft — {T}: You get {E} (an energy counter). Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Terminus (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Jarel Threat

Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. Miracle {W} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Oversold Cemetery (Dominaria Remastered)
Jarel Threat

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

It was a profitable scheme, at least until the dead began to object.

Recon Craft Theta (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Flying When this Vehicle enters, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Crew 2

Rest in Peace (Mystery Booster 2)
Jarel Threat

When this enchantment enters, exile all graveyards. If a card or token would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Tainted Wood (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Wasteland survival tip: deathclaws can't swim.

Riling Dawnbreaker (Tarkir: Dragonstorm)
Jarel Threat

Vengeful Bloodwitch (Foundations)
Jarel Threat

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

"You thought I was unarmed? Poor fool—your veins are my arsenal."

Brotherhood Scribe (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Metalcraft — {T}: You get {E} (an energy counter). Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Priest of Ancient Lore (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Jarel Threat

When this creature enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

"We are a product of our ancestors, the apotheosis of countless noble generations. Speak their names with reverence, and they will guide your path."

Shardmage's Rescue (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jarel Threat

Flash Enchant creature you control As long as this Aura entered this turn, enchanted creature has hexproof. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

With a flick of their wrist, Niko shattered the wickerfolk and whisked Nashi to safety.

Historian's Wisdom (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Jarel Threat

Enchant artifact or creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted permanent is a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+1.

Pointed Discussion (Innistrad: Crimson Vow)
Jarel Threat

You draw two cards, lose 2 life, then create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Small talk is a dying art.

Found Footage (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jarel Threat

You may look at face-down creatures your opponents control any time. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2, then draw a card. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

There and Back Again (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Jarel Threat

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Up to one target creature can't block for as long as you control this Saga. The Ring tempts you. II — Search your library for a Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. III — Create Smaug, a legendary 6/6 red Dragon creature token with flying, haste, and "When Smaug dies, create fourteen Treasure tokens."

Baird, Argivian Recruiter (Dominaria United)
Jarel Threat

At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power greater than its base power, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

"Fear doesn't make you a coward; giving in to it does. Now take up your sword and fight!"

Persist (Special Guests)
Jarel Threat

Return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.

"I paid a price to one I will not name to escape the abyss. A bit of my soul for a second chance. And I'd do it again, and again—until I had no soul left to trade." —Tinua, Skirsdag cultist

Brazen Blademaster (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Jarel Threat

Whenever this creature attacks while you control two or more artifacts, it gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

"The secret is footwork. Plus an extra sword."

Samut, Vizier of Naktamun (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Jarel Threat

First strike, vigilance, haste Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, if that creature entered this turn, draw a card.

"Try to keep up, Djeru. We have lots of work to do."

Saw (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a permanent other than that creature or this Equipment. If you do, draw a card. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Long Goodbye (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jarel Threat

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

As the days grew longer, so did the list of missing persons.

Doomsday Excruciator (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jarel Threat

Flying When this creature enters, if it was cast, each player exiles all but the bottom six cards of their library face down. At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.

Tectonic Hazard (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Jarel Threat

Tectonic Hazard deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature they control.

"The ground is on fire, the ceiling's made of spears, and I think a mushroom tried to curse me. Don't tell me not to panic!" —Jino Grag, Brazen Coalition scout

Recon Craft Theta (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Flying When this Vehicle enters, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Crew 2

Long Goodbye (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Jarel Threat

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.) Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Dúnedain Blade (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip Human {1} Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

The sword glinted in the westering sun.

Ebony Fly (Forgotten Realms Commander)
Jarel Threat

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have this artifact become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result. Whenever this artifact attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Inkshield (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Jarel Threat

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Silverquill's elite know how to offer a scathing rebuttal without uttering a word.

There and Back Again (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Jarel Threat

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Up to one target creature can't block for as long as you control this Saga. The Ring tempts you. II — Search your library for a Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. III — Create Smaug, a legendary 6/6 red Dragon creature token with flying, haste, and "When Smaug dies, create fourteen Treasure tokens."

Eloise, Nephalia Sleuth (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Jarel Threat

Whenever another creature you control dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a token, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Eloise, Nephalia Sleuth (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Jarel Threat

Whenever another creature you control dies, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.") Whenever you sacrifice a token, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Recon Craft Theta (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Flying When this Vehicle enters, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Crew 2

Samut, Vizier of Naktamun (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Jarel Threat

First strike, vigilance, haste Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, if that creature entered this turn, draw a card.

Battle-Rage Blessing (The List)
Jarel Threat

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

"Since when is it cheating to give one side an unfair advantage?" —Braids

Inkshield (Commander 2021)
Jarel Threat

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Silverquill's elite know how to offer a scathing rebuttal without uttering a word.

Shardmage's Rescue (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jarel Threat

Flash Enchant creature you control As long as this Aura entered this turn, enchanted creature has hexproof. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

With a flick of their wrist, Niko shattered the wickerfolk and whisked Nashi to safety.

Crowded Crypt (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Jarel Threat

{T}: Add {B}. Whenever a creature you control dies, put a corpse counter on this artifact. {4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed for each corpse counter on this artifact. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Crown of Gondor (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. When a legendary creature you control enters, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. Equip {4}. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you're the monarch.

Crown of Gondor (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. When a legendary creature you control enters, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. Equip {4}. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you're the monarch.

Recon Craft Theta (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Flying When this Vehicle enters, create a 0/0 blue Alien creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Crew 2

Dúnedain Blade (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +2/+1. Equip Human {1} Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

The sword glinted in the westering sun.

Inkshield (Commander 2021)
Jarel Threat

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Crowded Crypt (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Jarel Threat

{T}: Add {B}. Whenever a creature you control dies, put a corpse counter on this artifact. {4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed for each corpse counter on this artifact. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Crowded Crypt (Aetherdrift Commander)
Jarel Threat

{T}: Add {B}. Whenever a creature you control dies, put a corpse counter on this artifact. {4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed for each corpse counter on this artifact. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Fortune Teller's Talent (Bloomburrow Commander)
Jarel Threat

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) You may look at the top card of your library any time. {3}{U}: Level 2 As long as you've cast a spell this turn, you may play cards from the top of your library. {2}{U}: Level 3 Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {2} less to cast.

Priest of Ancient Lore (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Jarel Threat

When this creature enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

"We are a product of our ancestors, the apotheosis of countless noble generations. Speak their names with reverence, and they will guide your path."

Untimely Malfunction (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Jarel Threat

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target. • One or two target creatures can't block this turn.

"No! This worked perfectly in the lab!"

Tyvar the Bellicose (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Jarel Threat

Whenever one or more Elves you control attack, they gain deathtouch until end of turn. Each creature you control has "Whenever a mana ability of this creature resolves, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana this creature produced. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Strider, Ranger of the North (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Jarel Threat

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Then if that creature has power 4 or greater, it gains first strike until end of turn.

The greatest traveler and huntsman of this age of the world.

Vraska, the Silencer (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Jarel Threat

Deathtouch Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card to the battlefield tapped under your control. It's a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other card types.

Brotherhood Scribe (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Metalcraft — {T}: You get {E} (an energy counter). Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Buried Treasure (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Jarel Threat

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Discover 5. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Tainted Wood (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Wasteland survival tip: deathclaws can't swim.

Crown of Gondor (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. When a legendary creature you control enters, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. Equip {4}. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you're the monarch.

Ondu Knotmaster (Modern Horizons 3)
Jarel Threat

Strider, Ranger of the North (The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth)
Jarel Threat

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Then if that creature has power 4 or greater, it gains first strike until end of turn.

The greatest traveler and huntsman of this age of the world.

Resistance Skywarden (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Jarel Threat

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

When the Vulshok taught him the word for "home," he knew it was what he had been fighting for.

Tyvar the Bellicose (March of the Machine: The Aftermath)
Jarel Threat

Whenever one or more Elves you control attack, they gain deathtouch until end of turn. Each creature you control has "Whenever a mana ability of this creature resolves, put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the amount of mana this creature produced. This ability triggers only once each turn."

"Today, we become gods again."

Battle-Rage Blessing (Dominaria United)
Jarel Threat

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

"Since when is it cheating to give one side an unfair advantage?" —Braids

Norin the Wary (Secret Lair Drop)
Jarel Threat

Oversold Cemetery (Dominaria Remastered)
Jarel Threat

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

It was a profitable scheme, at least until the dead began to object.

Resistance Skywarden (Foundations Jumpstart)
Jarel Threat

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)

When the Vulshok taught him the word for "home," he knew it was what he had been fighting for.

Pointed Discussion (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Jarel Threat

You draw two cards, lose 2 life, then create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Small talk is a dying art.

+2 Mace (Adventures in the Forgotten Realms)
Jarel Threat

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

The weight of this magic weapon falls heavy on the wicked.

Brotherhood Scribe (Fallout)
Jarel Threat

Metalcraft — {T}: You get {E} (an energy counter). Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Inscribed Tablet (Dominaria United)
Jarel Threat

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put a land card from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, draw a card.