I Am Untouchable

I Am Untouchable (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) You and permanents you control have hexproof. When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.

"The least of my minions is more than a match for you."

Shadowspear (Secret Lair Drop)
Bartek Fedyczak

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Equip {2}

"I make my own luck . . . perhaps with the help of a powerful artifact or two."

Myriad Landscape (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Mortify (Secret Lair Drop)
Bartek Fedyczak

Destroy target creature or enchantment.

"Can you feel death's cold grip?"

Dalek Drone (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying, menace Exterminate! — When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. That player loses 3 life.

"Elevate."

Appendage Amalgam (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flash Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

It moves with the speed of a spider but none of its skittering grace, scuttling to the sound of mucus-covered fingers.

Thundering Broodwagon (Aetherdrift)
Bartek Fedyczak

Menace, reach When this Vehicle enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 4 or less. Crew 3 Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Abrade (Bloomburrow Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

"What do you mean a walking clock destroyed all our cannons?!" —Captain Lannery Storm

Ancient Cornucopia (The Big Score)
Bartek Fedyczak

Whenever you cast a spell that's one or more colors, you may gain 1 life for each of that spell's colors. Do this only once each turn. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

"I reckon that thing's trying to put me out of a job!" —Bristly Bill, cactusfolk gardener

Tasigur, the Golden Fang (Secret Lair Drop)
Bartek Fedyczak

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

"I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

Wastewood Verge (Aetherdrift)
Bartek Fedyczak

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Forest.

"I'm worried about Loot. He has great power but lacks the experience to know what dangers await him." —Vraska

Myriad Landscape (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sophina, Spearsage Deserter (Universes Within)
Bartek Fedyczak

Menace Whenever Sophina, Spearsage Deserter attacks, investigate once for each nontoken attacking creature. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have friends forever.)

One with the Machine (Fallout)
Bartek Fedyczak

Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among artifacts you control.

"Synth-kind welcomes you, as long as you welcome us."

Plasmancer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying Dynastic Advisor — When this creature enters, search your library for a basic Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Masters of dimensional dissonance, singularity manipulation, and countless other technologies, plasmancers are terrifying to behold.

Lakeside Shack (Duskmourn: House of Horror)
Bartek Fedyczak

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life. {T}: Add {G} or {U}.

They say that if you stay in the cabin until the mists reach it, something will slither from the water and knock at the door.

The War Games (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — Each player creates three tapped 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens. The tokens are goaded for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield. II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Warrior creature. IV — You may exile a nontoken creature you control. When you do, exile all Warriors.

Ancient Cornucopia (The Big Score)
Bartek Fedyczak

Whenever you cast a spell that's one or more colors, you may gain 1 life for each of that spell's colors. Do this only once each turn. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

"I reckon that thing's trying to put me out of a job!" —Bristly Bill, cactusfolk gardener

Snuff Out (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"They want to kill us," said Steadfast. "No, they want to help you. Killing you is just a side effect," replied the Doctor.

Magus Lucea Kane (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Spiritual Leader — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Psychic Stimulus — {T}: Add {C}{C}. When you next cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost or activate an ability with {X} in its activation cost this turn, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Grim Javelineer (Aetherdrift)
Bartek Fedyczak

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)

Kheti lost everything to the Eternals and the Phyrexians. What she gained was an intimate knowledge of death in its myriad forms.

Bloodboil Sorcerer (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Bartek Fedyczak

When this creature enters, you take the initiative. Crown of Madness — {1}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Goad target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Emissary of Soulfire (Modern Horizons 3)
Bartek Fedyczak

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Pay {E}{E}: Put an exalted counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)

One with the Machine (Fallout)
Bartek Fedyczak

Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among artifacts you control.

"Synth-kind welcomes you, as long as you welcome us."

Riddle Gate Gargoyle (Modern Horizons 3)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, target creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.

Order of Sacred Dusk (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Flying, lifelink, haste Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Other Vampires you control have exalted.

I Am Untouchable (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.) You and permanents you control have hexproof. When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.

"The least of my minions is more than a match for you."

Dredger's Insight (Aetherdrift)
Bartek Fedyczak

Whenever one or more artifact and/or creature cards leave your graveyard, you gain 1 life. When this enchantment enters, mill four cards. You may put an artifact, creature, or land card from among the milled cards into your hand. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Stranglehold (Secret Lair Drop)
Bartek Fedyczak

Your opponents can't search libraries. If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead.

"Let's cook with fire, baby."

Magus Lucea Kane (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Spiritual Leader — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Psychic Stimulus — {T}: Add {C}{C}. When you next cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost or activate an ability with {X} in its activation cost this turn, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Dalek Drone (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying, menace Exterminate! — When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. That player loses 3 life.

"Elevate."

Chain Devil (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Bartek Fedyczak

Animate Chains — When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

To these fiends, there's no symphony more beautiful than the melodies of rattling chains and ripping flesh.

Tasigur, the Golden Fang (Secret Lair Drop)
Bartek Fedyczak

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

"I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

Coward (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

Treasure (Secret Lair Drop)
Bartek Fedyczak

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

"A scar means I survived." —Lara Croft

Collector's Cage (The Big Score)
Bartek Fedyczak

Hideaway 5 (When this artifact enters, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Dalek Drone (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying, menace Exterminate! — When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. That player loses 3 life.

"Elevate."

Wastewood Verge (Aetherdrift Promos)
Bartek Fedyczak

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Forest.

"I'm worried about Loot. He has great power but lacks the experience to know what dangers await him." —Vraska

Order of Sacred Dusk (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Flying, lifelink, haste Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Other Vampires you control have exalted.

One with the Machine (Fallout)
Bartek Fedyczak

Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among artifacts you control.

"Synth-kind welcomes you, as long as you welcome us."

Abrade (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan)
Bartek Fedyczak

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

"What do you mean a walking clock destroyed all our cannons?!" —Captain Lannery Storm

Coward (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

Lita, Mechanical Engineer (Jumpstart 2022)
Bartek Fedyczak

Vigilance At the beginning of your end step, untap each other artifact creature you control. {3}{W}, {T}: Create a 5/5 colorless Vehicle artifact token named Zeppelin with flying and crew 3. (It has "Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This token becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.")

Spartan Veteran (Assassin's Creed)
Bartek Fedyczak

During your turn, this creature has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) {2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

The Spartans attack relentlessly, giving their opponents no time to think or breathe.

One with the Machine (Fallout)
Bartek Fedyczak

Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among artifacts you control.

"Synth-kind welcomes you, as long as you welcome us."

Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos (Assassin's Creed)
Bartek Fedyczak

Trample Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

The War Games (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I — Each player creates three tapped 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens. The tokens are goaded for as long as this Saga remains on the battlefield. II, III — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Warrior creature. IV — You may exile a nontoken creature you control. When you do, exile all Warriors.

Plasmancer (Warhammer 40,000 Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying Dynastic Advisor — When this creature enters, search your library for a basic Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Masters of dimensional dissonance, singularity manipulation, and countless other technologies, plasmancers are terrifying to behold.

Dalek Drone (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

Flying, menace Exterminate! — When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls. That player loses 3 life.

"Elevate."

Wastewood Verge (Aetherdrift)
Bartek Fedyczak

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Forest.

"I'm worried about Loot. He has great power but lacks the experience to know what dangers await him." —Vraska

Collector's Cage (The Big Score)
Bartek Fedyczak

Hideaway 5 (When this artifact enters, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control three or more creatures with different powers, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Portent (Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander)
Bartek Fedyczak

Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Snuff Out (Doctor Who)
Bartek Fedyczak

If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

"They want to kill us," said Steadfast. "No, they want to help you. Killing you is just a side effect," replied the Doctor.

Wastewood Verge (Aetherdrift Promos)
Bartek Fedyczak

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Forest.

"I'm worried about Loot. He has great power but lacks the experience to know what dangers await him." —Vraska