Lumbering Laundry

Count on Luck (Aetherdrift Promos)
Michal Ivan

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

"With your help, Loot, we're going to make a hell of an entrance," said Chandra. In less than fifteen minutes, she came to regret those words.

Siphon Insight (Breaking News)
Michal Ivan

Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library. Exile one of them face down and put the other on the bottom of that library. You may play the exiled card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell. Flashback {1}{U}{B}

Metamorphic Blast (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Michal Ivan

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {1} — Until end of turn, target creature becomes a white Rabbit with base power and toughness 0/1. + {3} — Target player draws two cards.

Rundo's craving for revenge was replaced by a craving for vegetables.

Ashling, Flame Dancer (Modern Horizons 3 Promos)
Michal Ivan

You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Michal Ivan

Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Legion Loyalty (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Michal Ivan

Creatures you control have myriad. (Whenever a creature with myriad attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Debris Beetle (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

Trample When this Vehicle enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. Crew 2

Get things rolling ... and never stop.

Kaito, Cunning Infiltrator (Foundations)
Michal Ivan

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Kaito. +1: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card, then discard a card. −2: Create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token. −9: You get an emblem with "Whenever a player casts a spell, you create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token."

Kolodin, Triumph Caster (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

Mounts and Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever a Mount you control enters, it becomes saddled until end of turn. Whenever a Vehicle you control enters, it becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

"Stay in formation! We win this together, or not at all."

Kolodin, Triumph Caster (Aetherdrift Promos)
Michal Ivan

Mounts and Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever a Mount you control enters, it becomes saddled until end of turn. Whenever a Vehicle you control enters, it becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

"Stay in formation! We win this together, or not at all."

Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Michal Ivan

When Ertha Jo enters, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." Whenever you activate an ability that targets a creature or player, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Scrapwork Rager (The Brothers' War)
Michal Ivan

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Unearth {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Count on Luck (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

"With your help, Loot, we're going to make a hell of an entrance," said Chandra. In less than fifteen minutes, she came to regret those words.

Scrapwork Rager (The List)
Michal Ivan

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Unearth {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Reality Smasher (Store Championships)
Michal Ivan

({C} represents colorless mana.) Trample, haste Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, counter that spell unless its controller discards a card.

Unscrupulous Agent (Murders at Karlov Manor)
Michal Ivan

When this creature enters, target opponent exiles a card from their hand.

Obtaining evidence through the "proper" channels can take weeks of paperwork. Sometimes justice just can't wait.

Spectacular Showdown (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Michal Ivan

Put a double strike counter on target creature, then goad each creature that had a double strike counter put on it this way. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.) Overload {4}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Quilled Greatwurm (Foundations Promos)
Michal Ivan

Trample Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage during your turn, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive to get the counters.) You may cast this card from your graveyard by removing six counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying its other costs.

Threadbind Clique (Wilds of Eldraine)
Michal Ivan

Giggles of delight may be the last thing you hear.

Count on Luck (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

"With your help, Loot, we're going to make a hell of an entrance," said Chandra. In less than fifteen minutes, she came to regret those words.

Undermountain Adventurer (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Michal Ivan

Vigilance When this creature enters, you take the initiative. {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.

Count on Luck (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Undermountain Adventurer (Battle for Baldur's Gate Promos)
Michal Ivan

Vigilance When this creature enters, you take the initiative. {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.

Hansk, Slayer Zealot (Universes Within)
Michal Ivan

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent creates three Walker tokens. (They're 2/2 black Zombie creatures.) {T}: Hansk, Slayer Zealot deals 2 damage to target creature. Whenever a Zombie an opponent controls dies, draw a card.

Kolodin, Triumph Caster (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

Mounts and Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever a Mount you control enters, it becomes saddled until end of turn. Whenever a Vehicle you control enters, it becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

"Stay in formation! We win this together, or not at all."

Cruel Ultimatum (Breaking News)
Michal Ivan

Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.

Rage on the Omenport Express! Cramped Dragon Takes Matter into Own Claws

Count on Luck (Aetherdrift Promos)
Michal Ivan

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

"With your help, Loot, we're going to make a hell of an entrance," said Chandra. In less than fifteen minutes, she came to regret those words.

Roughshod Duo (Bloomburrow)
Michal Ivan

Trample Whenever you expend 4, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. (You expend 4 as you spend your fourth total mana to cast spells during a turn.)

"En garde, inadequate excuse for a foe!" challenged the mouse. "Raaahrgh grrrr raaaargh!" agreed the raccoon.

Ashling, Flame Dancer (Modern Horizons 3)
Michal Ivan

You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender (Wilds of Eldraine)
Michal Ivan

Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Quilled Greatwurm (Foundations)
Michal Ivan

Trample Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage during your turn, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive to get the counters.) You may cast this card from your graveyard by removing six counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying its other costs.

Kolodin, Triumph Caster (Aetherdrift Promos)
Michal Ivan

Mounts and Vehicles you control have haste. Whenever a Mount you control enters, it becomes saddled until end of turn. Whenever a Vehicle you control enters, it becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

"Stay in formation! We win this together, or not at all."

Thopter Architect (The Brothers' War)
Michal Ivan

Whenever an artifact you control enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

"She'll only fly once. Make it count!"

Reanimate (Breaking News)
Michal Ivan

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Local Man Defies Death, Morticians Mortified!

Skyclave Aerialist (March of the Machine)
Michal Ivan

Spectacular Showdown (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Michal Ivan

Put a double strike counter on target creature, then goad each creature that had a double strike counter put on it this way. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.) Overload {4}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Carefree Swinemaster (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Michal Ivan

Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, create a 2/2 green Boar creature token that's tapped and attacking.

"C'mon, Boodigan, let's go see what kind of treasure this place has!"

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender (Wilds of Eldraine)
Michal Ivan

Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Undermountain Adventurer (Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate)
Michal Ivan

Vigilance When this creature enters, you take the initiative. {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.

Debris Beetle (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

Trample When this Vehicle enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. Crew 2

Get things rolling ... and never stop.

Legion Loyalty (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Michal Ivan

Creatures you control have myriad. (Whenever a creature with myriad attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender (Wilds of Eldraine Promos)
Michal Ivan

Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Kaito, Cunning Infiltrator (Foundations)
Michal Ivan

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Kaito. +1: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card, then discard a card. −2: Create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token. −9: You get an emblem with "Whenever a player casts a spell, you create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token."

Ashling, Flame Dancer (Modern Horizons 3)
Michal Ivan

You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, discard a card, then draw a card. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, Ashling deals 2 damage to each opponent and each creature they control. If it's the third time, add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

Marshals' Pathcruiser (Aetherdrift)
Michal Ivan

When this Vehicle enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Exhaust — {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put two +1/+1 counters on it. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Crew 5

Quilled Greatwurm (Foundations)
Michal Ivan

Trample Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage during your turn, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive to get the counters.) You may cast this card from your graveyard by removing six counters from among creatures you control in addition to paying its other costs.

Thopter Architect (Foundations Jumpstart)
Michal Ivan

Whenever an artifact you control enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

"She'll only fly once. Make it count!"

Wrangler of the Damned (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Michal Ivan

Flash At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.

"Unfinished business goes both ways, pal."