Hulking Devil

Hulking Devil (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Fear the patient devil, the one who is calm in the midst of chaos. Beware the silent devil, the one whose cackle does not mingle with the others.

Maul of the Skyclaves (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Mr. House, President and CEO (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Mr. House, President and CEO (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Tragic Lesson (Hour of Devastation)
Joseph Meehan

Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you return a land you control to its owner's hand.

Though Kefnet's followers feverishly searched his last words for some final riddle, they found only the gurgles of a dying god.

Tide Skimmer (Core Set 2021)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.

Fishing boats often follow hunting drakes to find the largest schools of fish.

Ruination (Secret Lair Drop)
Joseph Meehan

Destroy all nonbasic lands.

oUcHy-wAh-wAh, pLs dOn'T cRY!

Thirsting Bloodlord (Core Set 2020)
Joseph Meehan

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

"A whole life, full of memories and experience, love and sorrow, drained drop by drop into this bottle. Could any feast be more glorious?"

Confiscation Coup (Kaladesh)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

"Citizens, do not resist. This is for your safety. Tezzeret bids you to surrender your inventions. Now."

Ramos, Dragon Engine (Foundations)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors. Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Skyclave Sentinel (Zendikar Rising)
Joseph Meehan

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Flying, defender If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. As long as this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Hazoret the Fervent (Amonkhet Invocations)
Joseph Meehan

Indestructible, haste Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Confiscation Coup (Aetherdrift Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

"Citizens, do not resist. This is for your safety. Tezzeret bids you to surrender your inventions. Now."

Mr. House, President and CEO (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Thirsting Bloodlord (Foundations Jumpstart)
Joseph Meehan

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

"A whole life, full of memories and experience, love and sorrow, drained drop by drop into this bottle. Could any feast be more glorious?"

Silverbluff Bridge (Modern Horizons 2)
Joseph Meehan

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

The path to genius is forged in creativity.

Silas Renn, Seeker Adept (The Brothers' War Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Deathtouch Whenever Silas Renn deals combat damage to a player, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Permeating Mass (Eldritch Moon)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, that creature becomes a copy of this creature.

Woodland geists concluded that Emrakul would be unable to warp the denizens of the forest if the geists got there first.

Deepfathom Skulker (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Joseph Meehan

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. {3}{C}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Golos, Tireless Pilgrim (Core Set 2020)
Joseph Meehan

When Golos enters, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.

Ral's Outburst (War of the Spark)
Joseph Meehan

Ral's Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

"Time to find the melting point of lazotep." —Ral Zarek

Phyrexian Scriptures (March of the Machine Commander)
Joseph Meehan

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Chaotic Transformation (Dominaria United Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Sanguine Bond (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

"They tried to pierce your heart with a Morgul-knife which remains in the wound. If they had succeeded, you would have become like they are, only weaker and under their command." —Gandalf

Sol Ring (Commander Collection: Green)
Joseph Meehan

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Deep within the heart of the forest, a new sun flared to life.

Chaotic Transformation (Dominaria United)
Joseph Meehan

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Salt Road Ambushers (Dragons of Tarkir)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever another permanent you control is turned face up, if it's a creature, put two +1/+1 counters on it. Megamorph {3}{G}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Blood Mist (Innistrad Remastered)
Joseph Meehan

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

"Some claim that rage is a cloud that obscures thought and vision. But I can assure you—I've never seen with greater clarity."

Slab Hammer (Battle for Zendikar)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may return a land you control to its owner's hand. If you do, the creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Equip {2}

Neither subtle nor pretty.

Saproling (Rivals of Ixalan Tokens)
Joseph Meehan

Minotaur Sureshot (Jumpstart)
Joseph Meehan

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"Those wings are no advantage. I will pin them to the ceiling of the Hekma."

Beacon of Unrest (Commander 2019)
Joseph Meehan

Put target artifact or creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle Beacon of Unrest into its owner's library.

"The light of my master's guidance traverses all boundaries, even those separating life and death."

Shambling Ghoul (Magic Origins)
Joseph Meehan

This creature enters tapped.

Once he gets up and going, he will forever shamble on.

Moonlight Hunt (Innistrad Remastered)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Courage alone won't keep you alive.

Moonlight Hunt (Jumpstart 2022)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Courage alone won't keep you alive.

Cogwork Archivist (Strixhaven: School of Mages)
Joseph Meehan

Reach {2}, {T}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

"It's the largest library in the Multiverse. Of course it has the largest librarians." —Kasmina

Madcap Experiment (Kaladesh)
Joseph Meehan

Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Madcap Experiment deals damage to you equal to the number of cards revealed this way.

Maul of the Skyclaves (Zendikar Rising Promos)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Ramos, Dragon Engine (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors. Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Minotaur Sureshot (Amonkhet)
Joseph Meehan

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"Those wings are no advantage. I will pin them to the ceiling of the Hekma."

Spell Pierce (Amonkhet Invocations)
Joseph Meehan

Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Command Tower (Commander Collection: Green)
Joseph Meehan

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

"Absolute power is the only true authority. Anything less is a lie told by the weak." —Garruk Wildspeaker

Kardur's Vicious Return (Kaldheim)
Joseph Meehan

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, this Saga deals 3 damage to any target. II — Each player discards a card. III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until your next turn.

Hour of Reckoning (Commander 2019)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Mr. House, President and CEO (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Phyrexian Scriptures (The List)
Joseph Meehan

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Hour of Reckoning (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Hour of Reckoning (Jumpstart 2022)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Chromeshell Crab (Commander 2019)
Joseph Meehan

Morph {4}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) When this creature is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.

Shambling Ghoul (Jumpstart 2022)
Joseph Meehan

This creature enters tapped.

Once he gets up and going, he will forever shamble on.

Silverbluff Bridge (The Brothers' War Commander)
Joseph Meehan

This land enters tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

The path to genius is forged in creativity.

Animating Faerie (Throne of Eldraine)
Joseph Meehan

A true puppet master has no need for strings.

Tide Skimmer (Foundations Jumpstart)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.

Fishing boats often follow hunting drakes to find the largest schools of fish.

Fable of the Mirror-Breaker (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Pyroblast (Mystery Booster 2)
Joseph Meehan

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's blue. • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.

Maul of the Skyclaves (Foundations Jumpstart)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Hour of Reckoning (March of the Machine Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Cogwork Assembler (Aether Revolt)
Joseph Meehan

{7}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Duplication is neither thievery nor flattery. It is efficiency.

Minotaur Sureshot (Foundations Jumpstart)
Joseph Meehan

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"Those wings are no advantage. I will pin them to the ceiling of the Hekma."

Hour of Reckoning (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Mishra's Self-Replicator (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

It has witnessed history's most significant events, one incarnation after another.

Blood Mist (Eldritch Moon)
Joseph Meehan

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

"Some claim that rage is a cloud that obscures thought and vision. But I can assure you—I've never seen with greater clarity."

Acolyte of the Inferno (Magic Origins)
Joseph Meehan

Renown 1 (When this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it isn't renowned, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes renowned.) Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it deals 2 damage to that creature.

Deepfathom Skulker (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. {3}{C}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Maul of the Skyclaves (Phyrexia: All Will Be One Commander)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Ramos, Dragon Engine (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors. Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Snapcaster Mage (Pro Tour Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Flash When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Confiscation Coup (Modern Horizons 3 Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

"Citizens, do not resist. This is for your safety. Tezzeret bids you to surrender your inventions. Now."

Release to the Wind (Rivals of Ixalan)
Joseph Meehan

Exile target nonland permanent. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may cast it without paying its mana cost.

"Here and gone like a fleeting breeze."

Beacon of Unrest (Commander 2016)
Joseph Meehan

Put target artifact or creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle Beacon of Unrest into its owner's library.

"The light of my master's guidance traverses all boundaries, even those separating life and death."

Cogwork Assembler (Jumpstart 2022)
Joseph Meehan

{7}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Duplication is neither thievery nor flattery. It is efficiency.

Angel of Deliverance (Shadows over Innistrad Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Delirium — Whenever this creature deals damage, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, exile target creature an opponent controls.

Gilded Assault Cart (Kaldheim)
Joseph Meehan

Trample Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) Sacrifice two Treasures: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Shrapnel Slinger (Phyrexia: All Will Be One)
Joseph Meehan

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target artifact an opponent controls.

"They may have unlimited mites, but that just means we have unlimited ammunition." —Urabrask

Diabolic Intent (Amonkhet Invocations)
Joseph Meehan

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Cait, Cage Brawler (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

During your turn, Cait has indestructible. Whenever Cait attacks, you and defending player each draw a card, then discard a card. Put two +1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card with the highest mana value among those cards or tied for highest.

Bound by Moonsilver (Shadows over Innistrad)
Joseph Meehan

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. Sacrifice another permanent: Attach this Aura to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Moonsilver Key (Innistrad: Midnight Hunt)
Joseph Meehan

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with a mana ability or a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

To restore the day-night balance, the Celestus mechanism's Sungold Lock must be reunited with its long-lost key.

Overgrown Armasaur (Rivals of Ixalan)
Joseph Meehan

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

It embodies the riotous growth of the jungle, where creatures crowd upon creatures, where roots sprawl and vines swarm.

Seal Away (Dominaria)
Joseph Meehan

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

An ancient nemesis rendered harmless long ago.

Fable of the Mirror-Breaker (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Joseph Meehan

Cogwork Assembler (Double Masters)
Joseph Meehan

{7}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Duplication is neither thievery nor flattery. It is efficiency.

Overgrown Armasaur (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

It embodies the riotous growth of the jungle, where creatures crowd upon creatures, where roots sprawl and vines swarm.

Stunt Double (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Flash You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

No duelist is without equal in Paliano.

Mishra's Self-Replicator (Dominaria)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

It has witnessed history's most significant events, one incarnation after another.

Dread Defiler (Oath of the Gatewatch Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Devoid (This card has no color.) {3}{C}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Target opponent loses life equal to the exiled card's power. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

It left behind an echoing emptiness more horrible than the grave.

Bound by Moonsilver (Innistrad Remastered)
Joseph Meehan

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. Sacrifice another permanent: Attach this Aura to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Golos, Tireless Pilgrim (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Joseph Meehan

When Golos enters, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.

Maul of the Skyclaves (Zendikar Rising)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Spatial Contortion (Friday Night Magic 2016)
Joseph Meehan

({C} represents colorless mana.) Target creature gets +3/-3 until end of turn.

"For those without the Planeswalker spark, the merest touch of the Blind Eternities can kill." —Ugin

Hydroblast (Mystery Booster 2)
Joseph Meehan

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's red. • Destroy target permanent if it's red.

Salt Road Ambushers (Murders at Karlov Manor Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever another permanent you control is turned face up, if it's a creature, put two +1/+1 counters on it. Megamorph {3}{G}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Maul of the Skyclaves (Zendikar Rising)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Eliminate the Competition (Tarkir: Dragonstorm Commander)
Joseph Meehan

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures. Destroy X target creatures.

Open hostilities are strictly forbidden at the Inventors' Fair, but "accidents" still happen.

Champion of Arashin (Battlebond)
Joseph Meehan

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

"The blood of Dromoka and the blood of my veins are the same."

Inquisitive Puppet (Throne of Eldraine)
Joseph Meehan

When this creature enters, scry 1. Exile this creature: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

"The strings were gone, but he still felt the pull of invisible forces tugging at his mind." —*Beyond the Great Henge*

Hour of Reckoning (Starter Commander Decks)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Eldrazi Devastator (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Trample

"No matter how big your champion, theirs is bigger. No matter how great your numbers, theirs are greater. No matter how voracious your appetite, they are hungrier. That is why the Eldrazi will win." —Kalitas, thrall of Ulamog

Chaotic Transformation (Dominaria United Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Embraal Gear-Smasher (Aether Revolt)
Joseph Meehan

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

"A well-made wrench is a versatile, indispensable tool."

Maul of the Skyclaves (March of the Machine Commander)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and first strike.(It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Equip {2}{W}{W}

Deepfathom Skulker (Oath of the Gatewatch Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Devoid (This card has no color.) Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. {3}{C}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Ramos, Dragon Engine (The Brothers' War Retro Artifacts)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors. Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Eldrazi Devastator (Battle for Zendikar)
Joseph Meehan

Trample

"No matter how big your champion, theirs is bigger. No matter how great your numbers, theirs are greater. No matter how voracious your appetite, they are hungrier. That is why the Eldrazi will win." —Kalitas, thrall of Ulamog

Stunt Double (Conspiracy: Take the Crown)
Joseph Meehan

Flash You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

No duelist is without equal in Paliano.

Moonsilver Key (Innistrad: Double Feature)
Joseph Meehan

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with a mana ability or a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

To restore the day-night balance, the Celestus mechanism's Sungold Lock must be reunited with its long-lost key.

Eliminate the Competition (Kaladesh Promos)
Joseph Meehan

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures. Destroy X target creatures.

Open hostilities are strictly forbidden at the Inventors' Fair, but "accidents" still happen.

Mishra's Self-Replicator (Dominaria Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

It has witnessed history's most significant events, one incarnation after another.

Solemn Simulacrum (Core Set 2021)
Joseph Meehan

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Moonlight Hunt (Shadows over Innistrad)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

Courage alone won't keep you alive.

Urza's Sylex (The Brothers' War Promos)
Joseph Meehan

{2}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile Urza's Sylex: Each player chooses six lands they control. Destroy all other permanents. Activate only as a sorcery. When Urza's Sylex is put into exile from the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Golos, Tireless Pilgrim (Core Set 2020 Promos)
Joseph Meehan

When Golos enters, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn without paying their mana costs.

Shambling Ghoul (Battlebond)
Joseph Meehan

This creature enters tapped.

Once he gets up and going, he will forever shamble on.

Angel of Deliverance (Shadows over Innistrad)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Delirium — Whenever this creature deals damage, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, exile target creature an opponent controls.

Eliminate the Competition (Kaladesh)
Joseph Meehan

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures. Destroy X target creatures.

Open hostilities are strictly forbidden at the Inventors' Fair, but "accidents" still happen.

Urza's Sylex (The Brothers' War)
Joseph Meehan

{2}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile Urza's Sylex: Each player chooses six lands they control. Destroy all other permanents. Activate only as a sorcery. When Urza's Sylex is put into exile from the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Brazen Buccaneers (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Haste When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Madcap Experiment (Kaladesh Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Madcap Experiment deals damage to you equal to the number of cards revealed this way.

Thirsting Bloodlord (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.

"A whole life, full of memories and experience, love and sorrow, drained drop by drop into this bottle. Could any feast be more glorious?"

Trustworthy Scout (Modern Horizons)
Joseph Meehan

{1}{W}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Search your library for a card named Trustworthy Scout, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

"Don't worry. If you lose me I'll be right behind you."

Valakut Invoker (Battle for Zendikar)
Joseph Meehan

{8}: This creature deals 3 damage to any target.

"As long as we have walked this world, we have known it as a harsh and unforgiving place." —*The Invokers' Tales*

Pithing Needle (Kaladesh Inventions)
Joseph Meehan

As this artifact enters, choose a card name. Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Cait, Cage Brawler (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

During your turn, Cait has indestructible. Whenever Cait attacks, you and defending player each draw a card, then discard a card. Put two +1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card with the highest mana value among those cards or tied for highest.

Beacon of Unrest (Double Masters)
Joseph Meehan

Put target artifact or creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle Beacon of Unrest into its owner's library.

"The light of my master's guidance traverses all boundaries, even those separating life and death."

Champion of Arashin (Dragons of Tarkir)
Joseph Meehan

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

"The blood of Dromoka and the blood of my veins are the same."

Brazen Buccaneers (Ixalan)
Joseph Meehan

Haste When this creature enters, it explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Confiscation Coup (Kaladesh Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Choose target artifact or creature. You get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters), then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that permanent's mana value. If you do, gain control of it.

"Citizens, do not resist. This is for your safety. Tezzeret bids you to surrender your inventions. Now."

Exultant Cultist (Eldritch Moon)
Joseph Meehan

When this creature dies, draw a card.

Amid the gibbering chorus that rose from the drownyard temple, Jace recognized a single word: "Emrakul."

Cait, Cage Brawler (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

During your turn, Cait has indestructible. Whenever Cait attacks, you and defending player each draw a card, then discard a card. Put two +1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card with the highest mana value among those cards or tied for highest.

Fable of the Mirror-Breaker (Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty)
Joseph Meehan

Hour of Reckoning (Midnight Hunt Commander)
Joseph Meehan

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) Destroy all nontoken creatures.

Those who are chosen do not doubt. Those who remain do not lament.

Bound by Moonsilver (Innistrad Remastered)
Joseph Meehan

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. Sacrifice another permanent: Attach this Aura to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Lightning Berserker (Dragons of Tarkir)
Joseph Meehan

{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Dash {R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Chaotic Transformation (Dominaria United)
Joseph Meehan

Exile up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, up to one target planeswalker, and/or up to one target land. For each permanent exiled this way, its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a card type with it, puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Banishing Light (Tales of Middle-earth Commander)
Joseph Meehan

When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Before all went Aragorn with the Flame of the West—Andúril, like a new fire kindled, Narsil reforged as deadly as of old. And upon his brow was the Star of Elendil.

Tide Skimmer (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.

Fishing boats often follow hunting drakes to find the largest schools of fish.

Release to the Wind (Rivals of Ixalan Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Exile target nonland permanent. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may cast it without paying its mana cost.

"Here and gone like a fleeting breeze."

Watchers of the Dead (Amonkhet)
Joseph Meehan

Exile this creature: Each opponent chooses two cards in their graveyard and exiles the rest.

They are tasked with protecting the entrance to the embalming chambers.

Phyrexian Scriptures (Dominaria Promos)
Joseph Meehan

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Atzocan Seer (Rivals of Ixalan)
Joseph Meehan

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Sacrifice this creature: Return target Dinosaur card from your graveyard to your hand.

Streams of gold and bright feathers flash in the orb, visions of past and future.

Urza's Sylex (The Brothers' War)
Joseph Meehan

{2}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile Urza's Sylex: Each player chooses six lands they control. Destroy all other permanents. Activate only as a sorcery. When Urza's Sylex is put into exile from the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Beacon of Unrest (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Put target artifact or creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Shuffle Beacon of Unrest into its owner's library.

"The light of my master's guidance traverses all boundaries, even those separating life and death."

Phyrexian Scriptures (Dominaria)
Joseph Meehan

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.

Scapeshift (Special Guests)
Joseph Meehan

Sacrifice any number of lands. Search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

"These people come from their cities and think to tame the wilderness. They forget that here, the wilderness has a head start." —Selvala

Champion of Arashin (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

"The blood of Dromoka and the blood of my veins are the same."

Silas Renn, Seeker Adept (Commander 2016)
Joseph Meehan

Deathtouch Whenever Silas Renn deals combat damage to a player, choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Congregation Gryff (Outlaws of Thunder Junction)
Joseph Meehan

Flying, lifelink Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Mounts you control. Saddle 3 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Atzocan Seer (The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander)
Joseph Meehan

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Sacrifice this creature: Return target Dinosaur card from your graveyard to your hand.

Streams of gold and bright feathers flash in the orb, visions of past and future.

Urza's Sylex (The Brothers' War Promos)
Joseph Meehan

{2}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile Urza's Sylex: Each player chooses six lands they control. Destroy all other permanents. Activate only as a sorcery. When Urza's Sylex is put into exile from the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, search your library for a planeswalker card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Stunt Double (Ravnica: Clue Edition)
Joseph Meehan

Flash You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

No duelist is without equal in Paliano.

Dual Shot (Shadows over Innistrad)
Joseph Meehan

Dual Shot deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures.

There is an eagerness among the Quiver of Kessig to prove they are the equal of the other cathar orders.

Giant's Amulet (Kaldheim)
Joseph Meehan

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {3}{U}. If you do, create a 4/4 blue Giant Wizard creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped."(It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {2}

Permeating Mass (Eldritch Moon Promos)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, that creature becomes a copy of this creature.

Woodland geists concluded that Emrakul would be unable to warp the denizens of the forest if the geists got there first.

Valakut Invoker (Commander Legends)
Joseph Meehan

{8}: This creature deals 3 damage to any target.

"As long as we have walked this world, we have known it as a harsh and unforgiving place." —*The Invokers' Tales*

Valakut Invoker (The List)
Joseph Meehan

{8}: This creature deals 3 damage to any target.

"As long as we have walked this world, we have known it as a harsh and unforgiving place." —*The Invokers' Tales*

Counterbalance (Amonkhet Invocations)
Joseph Meehan

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same mana value as the revealed card.

Tide Skimmer (Starter Commander Decks)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures with flying, draw a card.

Fishing boats often follow hunting drakes to find the largest schools of fish.

Walker of the Wastes (Oath of the Gatewatch)
Joseph Meehan

({C} represents colorless mana.) Trample This creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control named Wastes.

In the absence of life, something yet grows.

Blood Mist (Innistrad Remastered)
Joseph Meehan

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

"Some claim that rage is a cloud that obscures thought and vision. But I can assure you—I've never seen with greater clarity."

Ramos, Dragon Engine (Commander 2017)
Joseph Meehan

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ramos for each of that spell's colors. Remove five +1/+1 counters from Ramos: Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Activate only once each turn.

Resolute Blademaster (Battle for Zendikar)
Joseph Meehan

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn.

"Great steel is born in the hottest forges. Great soldiers are born in war."

Pacification Array (Aether Revolt)
Joseph Meehan

{2}, {T}: Tap target artifact or creature.

The Consulate had access to thousands of innovative devices displayed at the Inventors' Fair. A few small changes transformed some of them from marvels of ingenuity to instruments of oppression.

Dual Shot (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Dual Shot deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures.

There is an eagerness among the Quiver of Kessig to prove they are the equal of the other cathar orders.

Cait, Cage Brawler (Fallout)
Joseph Meehan

During your turn, Cait has indestructible. Whenever Cait attacks, you and defending player each draw a card, then discard a card. Put two +1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card with the highest mana value among those cards or tied for highest.

Hulking Devil (The List)
Joseph Meehan

Fear the patient devil, the one who is calm in the midst of chaos. Beware the silent devil, the one whose cackle does not mingle with the others.